first person to write me a cv that gets me a job will get half of my first paycheck via paypal

yo moms

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Cant remember, but have you ever had a job before?

If not just get some brehs to act as references for you. Getting a min wage job ain't hard breh

i had e temp job and done some labor work. but getting a minum wage job is hard where i live. you have like 100 people applying for the same fukking job.
 

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Hello, MY name is Yo Moms and i would like to apply for a job at your place of business. Im a young go getter and man about town, my dream is to become a professional boxer but i need a job to fund my goals.

Employment History:

Temp Warehouse Worker for Amazon.com
(insert dates you worked here)
(insert address and phone number of the warehouse here)

Labor Work
(you said you did some labor work give a short description of what your duties were)

Education History:

(put whatever school you went to, dont tell the you dropped out)

Thank you for your consideration,
(put your personal contact info here, name phone number email address, twitter and tumblr pages too)
 

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what if they ask for my cv after i send them that? :lupe:[DOUBLEPOST=1397317943][/DOUBLEPOST]

cus the one i wrote isnt getting me any work.

honestly i think you should fake it, just put things relating to the job on it, some of these guys interview 10 people a day
 

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Yo! My name is _. I love the food and the general atmosphere at Arby's. Its something of a dream job for me to work there. In fact you could even pay me in burgers! Just kidding :smile:. But on a serious note I really need the money. Last month a loan shark came into my house and straight wrecked the place. I still havent replaced the television, andIve been living on Mcdonalds and rainwater collected from the roof. fukk... I hope you dont hold it against me that I go to Mcdonalds. Anyways, lemme know if Im right for the job.
 

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i havent heard back from any jobs i applied for this week. i need serious help.
Call or talk to people directly, don't send in your cv like everybody else. If they talk to you and like you, they are more likely to look at your application and overlook the fact that you didn't graduate and obviously quit your last job.
 

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Call or talk to people directly, don't send in your cv like everybody else. If they talk to you and like you, they are more likely to look at your application and overlook the fact that you didn't graduate and obviously quit your last job.

im not a likeable person at all. thats why any job involvong an interview is almost pointless in me aplying.
 

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im not a likeable person at all. thats why any job involvong an interview is almost pointless in me aplying.
Work on your selfesteem :yeshrug:

Just walk up to possible employers and ask tell them you are a hard worker and looking for a job.
 

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Work on your selfesteem :yeshrug:

Just walk up to possible employers and ask tell them you are a hard worker and looking for a job.

in a capitalistic world that we live in. our value as human beings is placed on how much money we make. how can i have self esteem living in this world when i make zero money?
 
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