first person to write me a cv that gets me a job will get half of my first paycheck via paypal

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in a capitalistic world that we live in. our value as human beings is placed on how much money we make. how can i have self esteem living in this world when i make zero money?

You an agent in the matrix breh. You gotta play the game to beat it. :win:
 

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probably the only job youre qualified for but will still inevitably end up fukking up

you get paid to post on forums

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how about you pay me for all the views my threads get this forum?
 

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Try a job agency. When I was unemployed the welfare people put me in a resume workshop. Pretty much had an agent edit what I had and make it all presentable. They should have a similar program across the pond
 

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Try a job agency. When I was unemployed the welfare people put me in a resume workshop. Pretty much had an agent edit what I had and make it all presentable. They should have a similar program across the pond

:mjlol:people still giving OP real, sincere advice...the hilarity ensues:lolbron:
 

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how about i ban you for wasting bandwidth for your countless pointless posts and threads
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Try a job agency. When I was unemployed the welfare people put me in a resume workshop. Pretty much had an agent edit what I had and make it all presentable. They should have a similar program across the pond

yeah im gonna try and go register with some more job agencies. cus my current one doesnt have shyt at the moment. they have some factory work but i need a car to get there cus its far away.
 

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I forget the difference but I think CV is more indepth, narrative-based way to describe your resume, where a resume is where you're straight up writing just what you've done without the prose describing things chronologically.
 
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