first person to write me a cv that gets me a job will get half of my first paycheck via paypal

[karim]

in a capitalistic world that we live in. our value as human beings is placed on how much money we make. how can i have self esteem living in this world when i make zero money?

If you can't figure that out, I can't help you

 

[yo moms]

If you can't figure that out, I can't help you

capitalism. you cant escape it.

 

[pickles]

Lolololol you nikka are writing cover letters. Lololololol

 

[kp404]

thread is pure hilarity for so many reasons :mandelahaha:

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Pm me ur credentials

 

[kp404]

Pm me ur credentials

I'll write them right here for you:

"I have over 20 thousands posts on a popular hip hop messageboard"
"I like to drink more than eat obviously because I buy liquor more than food"
"I'm a virgin but came close to sexual assault, so I'm a go-getter"
"I can beat up anyone that comes into the office because I train with real boxers almost everyday...you're welcome"

 

[yo moms]

I'll write them right here for you:

"I have over 20 thousands posts on a popular hip hop messageboard"
"I like to drink more than eat obviously because I buy liquor more than food"
"I'm a virgin but came close to sexual assault, so I'm a go-getter"
"I can beat up anyone that comes into the office because I train with real boxers almost everyday...you're welcome"

are you supposed to put your boxing credentials on a cv? cus i have some credentials.

 

[kp404]

are you supposed to put your boxing credentials on a cv? cus i have some credentials.

of course. you're in the profession, even though you are an amateur, so you gotta put it on there

 

[Big Jo]

i review applications and hire people where i work so i have a good feel for what should go on a resume and what shouldnt

PM me if you want

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I'll write them right here for you:

"I have over 20 thousands posts on a popular hip hop messageboard"
"I like to drink more than eat obviously because I buy liquor more than food"
"I'm a virgin but came close to sexual assault, so I'm a go-getter"
"I can beat up anyone that comes into the office because I train with real boxers almost everyday...you're welcome"

That is so not nice. But I'm sure I can spin that in terms that deem him hire worthy.

 

[He Who Posts Well]

In for the fukkery

 

[yo moms]

of course. you're in the profession, even though you are an amateur, so you gotta put it on there

that could beef up this empty page a bit.

 

[Tunez]

of course. you're in the profession, even though you are an amateur, so you gotta put it on there

He a Banks fan too, can he put that in his resume?

 

[kp404]

He a Banks fan too, can he put that in his resume?

breh, anybody that isn't a Banks fan doesn't deserve a job, and that's real :itdoesntmatter:

 

[cook]

Home | Postloop Forum Post Exchange and Blog Comment Exchange