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Carlton Banks

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Alleyez, you drive outta state for work or you drive local? You getting round 20 and up?

Haven't started over the road yet, but I keep getting offers every other day. It's crazy once you got that Class A. You don't even gotta look for jobs any more, jobs find you. Their job applications just say "call us here." But I'm kinda comfortable where I'm at right now but I plan to go over the road some day. You can make some REAL bread driving.
 

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12 13 a hour and you good? That's 1600 a month home, that's half your income on rent, what about credit cards, food, gas, savings, cable and so forth.

I struggled at 13 a hour and I had a hoop tie so no car payment.

Where you at in Broward? You need least 20 a hour to even breath.

I was in Hallandale Beach. The good side though, past the railroad tracks near US 1. Nice quiet area. When I was making $13 it wasn't a big deal for me. Mainly cuz I spent a lot of months just saving and being real cheap with spending money. It helped me out though cuz I'm comfortable now and my savings is good. All I paid for was car insurance, FPL bill, and rent. Managed my gas and food money to my advantage. It's not easy in the beginning, but you gotta get in the groove of things.
 
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Lemme help with Florida...

Poverty is a problem amongst blacks here because for generations education wasn't valued. We are the ORIGINAL field nikkas. Watered down because most of us are dead or locked up.

However, it isn't Mississippi level poverty. There are plenty of blacks doing well. Same as there are plenty of dirt poor crackas.

Can't speak too much on Hispanics because they hold no weight in my city. It's either black or white here (Jacksonville) pick a side.

There are plenty of dirty nikkas with dreads and gold teeth. Those guys are eating good if they have a hustle and some bread. This state is different, women love thugs down here. When I first moved back, I was on that clean cut tip. These bad ass big booty freaks weren't feeling it. Had to grow the facial hair out and get my southern drawl back.

Some guys from up north can't understand that the hood bytches down here doesn't find their "city talk" fly. They aren't impressed by the same gear down here. I learned all that when I moved back.

The bodies on these chick's down here second to none though.

maybe in Jakcsonville, which is like SGA...I know west palm and miami nikkas dress like up north clones...and bytches were jocking my gear in WPB...and in Orlando...the homie from NY is out there eating...
 

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Haven't started over the road yet, but I keep getting offers every other day. It's crazy once you got that Class A. You don't even gotta look for jobs any more, jobs find you. Their job applications just say "call us here." But I'm kinda comfortable where I'm at right now but I plan to go over the road some day. You can make some REAL bread driving.

What training course you took? What school? I can't handle physical work due to sickle cell. I can drive and I like the open road just no lifting.
 

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What training course you took? What school? I can't handle physical work due to sickle cell. I can drive and I like the open road just no lifting.

I got mine when I was still in NY then transferred when I moved to FL. You don't really gotta do a course if you don't want to. But it helps if you do though... Me, I just went to a school, scheduled the road test, and took hour lessons whenever I could afford it. Normally your road test is scheduled a month or 2 in advance, sometimes later than that depending on the list. I did hour lessons about 5-6 times, $80 each and passed my road test first try. The rest was history.

HOWEVER! It's best to take a course because most companies would prefer you having a certificate that says you completed at least 60 or 80 hours of driving cuz that way you're less of an insurance liability and it doesn't cost much to hire you and work for them. So it's best to do a course if you can afford one. They're typically at minimum $1200. But it pays off if you're goal is to go on the road right away. Mine wasn't. I just wanted to have that Class A so I could get the regular delivery jobs easier. Cuz when you have a CDL A it pretty much says you can handle yourself on the road. The way the employer looks at it, if you can drive a damn trailer there's no reason why you can't drive a regular straight truck or van.
 

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So you drive the big trucks? I was thinking more like a shuttle bus going to and from the airport lol. Or something smaller with ac all day.
 

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a lotta neggas in here lying their asses off talking Miami. You neggas must have had no game or was dressing with 4XL tall tees and dirty ass locks. As a Haitian brotha who dresses sharply, I have fukked many hoes from 19-35 and that was when I was 19-25. If you know how to approach a bytch and catch her in the moment without looking creepy or thirsty, you're smashing. Dead ass. Even now that I m married I d go to bars with my work uniform on and still hold a convo with random hoes and they all look welcoming. One even keeps calling me til now even if she knows I m married. Miami bicthes like confidence and swag. my negga @BLAZO da GAWD came down here and copped mad digits.

Again, bytches are easyas fukk and if you can speak some spanish, you might end up smutting a few Colombians out.

This reminds me of that sexy Venezuelan chick I went to school with. Tall, skinny with a bubble. I saw her at a pool party and was the only Black dude and still got cheeks from her.

Again, stop fukking dressing like bums and smelling like Black and milds, you idiots
 

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So you drive the big trucks? I was thinking more like a shuttle bus going to and from the airport lol. Or something smaller with ac all day.

A Class A means you can drive anything. For a Class B, shuttle bus is the limit. But you might as well just go for the A. Driving big trucks isn't as hard as it looks. But first you gotta get your permit. Forgot to mention that. It's just a written test of stuff from the manual you take at the DMV. Then after you go to a school
 

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My two cents: Was born in Miami, Goulds to be specific, but I live in Winter Park, FL now. Florida is like NY but 9-12 months later if that makes sense. We're slow here, more laid back. On each side of our state is a beach. Everyone I know has a pool or access to a pool. We all tolerate the heat but hate the cold. If you're pulling down $60K a year, you're going to be really comfortable here. I would never move back to Miami, the traffic is fukking insane down there.

I recommend anyone who wants to live here, come visit during the summer months. If you can tolerate the humidity, you're good.
 
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Old People and Gay People everywhere. Lived here for 17 years... I'm ready to get the hell outta here.
 
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a lotta neggas in here lying their asses off talking Miami. You neggas must have had no game or was dressing with 4XL tall tees and dirty ass locks. As a Haitian brotha who dresses sharply, I have fukked many hoes from 19-35 and that was when I was 19-25. If you know how to approach a bytch and catch her in the moment without looking creepy or thirsty, you're smashing. Dead ass. Even now that I m married I d go to bars with my work uniform on and still hold a convo with random hoes and they all look welcoming. One even keeps calling me til now even if she knows I m married. Miami bicthes like confidence and swag. my negga @BLAZO da GAWD came down here and copped mad digits.

Again, bytches are easyas fukk and if you can speak some spanish, you might end up smutting a few Colombians out.

This reminds me of that sexy Venezuelan chick I went to school with. Tall, skinny with a bubble. I saw her at a pool party and was the only Black dude and still got cheeks from her.

Again, stop fukking dressing like bums and smelling like Black and milds, you idiots

Pending neg coming for the Republican rant. Gotta give detail on just stfu
 

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I live in Miami......not Florida.
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i'm outchere - downtown
 

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To make a more complete post I'll lay the cons and pros. This is for SOUTH Florida by the way... don't know much about elsewhere.

Cons:

1. Racial tension in certain areas depending on where you go. I couldn't give you specific areas, you just kinda have to know. And by racial tension I mean, walking into a cuban owned business and being looked at in a "wtf are you doing here" kinda way or "you better not start no trouble" type of shyt. See unfortunately, there's a lot of hood ass nikkas in Florida that are the exact stereotype of ghetto. nikkas you see in a old Trick Daddy video. So at times I kinda understand why the racism is still there. Truthfully, as long as you appear to be a mature gentleman, i.e. no sagging, wear an actual shirt and not a wifebeater, no gold teeth, no dirty looking dreads, or walking with a limp and mean muggin, you should be okay. But races typically stick with their own kind.

2. Bad drivers. Especially in Miami, Boca and parts of West Palm. That's mainly cuz it's a lot of old people in SoFL. These drivers NEVER signal, make some irrational moves and hardly pay attention as they're driving. But again, it's not everywhere, but it's apparent in certain areas.

3. Jobs. Thing about this is, you can't just be looking for any job, you gotta be in a specific field. Luckily for me I'm a delivery driver with a Class A license. I be telling nikkas a CDL will take you places. Even when I apply for jobs that don't require it, my application is still first on the list. Other than driving, I know it's hard to find other jobs that don't require you to be bilingual. It's rough. Plus the pay isn't all that, but you will be able to pay your bills, rent, etc. Might not be able to have as much fun, but it's up to you to figure that out. But definitely focus on a career and not a job.

4. Women. The women here are the most high class broke hoes you'll ever meet. They think they're worth more than they actually are. It's real hard to find something you would wife. You could find something to smash, but after that... these chicks really don't got shyt to offer but looking for nikkas to offer them the world. Most non black women aren't looking to date outside their race. As I said, races stick with their own kind. Sometimes you'll get lucky, it's not impossible, just difficult.

5. Police. As long as you don't come off as an aggressive person that poses a threat, you should be alright. But cops out here don't play. It's best to just be as cordial and kind as possible when getting pulled over and stopped. I can only speak for South Florida, but I heard cops are even worst in Central Florida.

Pros:

1. Cheap. Cheap rent, cheap car insurance, cheap bills, everything is typically cheaper than up north. A lot of people say Miami is expensive, but I personally say bullshyt. I'm from NYC so everything in Miami is cheap to me. A decent 1 bedroom apartment for $800-$1000 sounds like a deal to me. Backyard, porch and everything... shyt I'm with it. Only Floridians consider Miami expensive. Everyone else looks at them like they're crazy.

2. Roads. Some roads have 4-5 lanes of traffic going both ways (except Miami which is real cluttered). It's really no reason why you can't get where you need to be outside of rush hour. The roads are spacious, you feel free to do as you please for the most part.

3. Weather. Weather is great all year round, especially in the winter when the most you might need on certain days is a light sweater. In my opinion winter is the best time of year in FL. Sometimes it sucks when you get unexpected rain showers that last about 15 mins, but then it goes back to sunny weather.

4. Parking. You never have to worry about finding a parking space. Every store has a parking lot. shyt stores are always in big plaza's where there's big parking lots. Don't gotta worry about paying for parking, finding a spot (depending where you are). No hassle with parking. Coming from NY, the convenience factor in that alone will make you love driving in FL. Suddenly running errands isn't so bad.

5. Activities. There's actually a lot of shyt you can do in Florida. I mean, most nikkas only know going to the strip club or hitting up house parties. Aside from visiting the beach there's shooting ranges, boat rides, water skiing, extreme sports, ice skating, fishing, paintball fields, track racing, etc. There's different fun activities, nikkas just gotta find it.

Overall, I love it. Like I read in another thread. Just have a career and stay in shape and you'll be good. Fitness is a big thing in Miami especially. You could do good as a fitness trainer in MIA. Fitness and nutrition is a bit of a demand. Don't let the internet cloud your judgment of FL. Most people just focus on the negative.

This shyt is pretty much dead on. The racial tension in South Florida is no fukking joke, at least the places I've been.
 
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