Florida brehs get in here we have to talk

[Perfectson]

Old People and Gay People everywhere. Lived here for 17 years... I'm ready to get the hell outta here.

you live in either ft lauderdale or WPB

 

[JamilALAmin]

It's mis information in here about Florida, Miami especially. Been all thru Florida, and nikkas ain't saying nothing about how if you ain't fluent in Spanish in Miami you gonna be hard pressed to find a 9-5. And have fun trying to get money on the streets down there too. Miami nikkas are pretty organized and if you an American Black you gonna be in for a rude awakening trying to carve out a piece of the pie. Them nikkas heavy on the white collar scams down there too. Watch where you swipe your card and be careful who you give you personal info to also.

Miami does have cheap ass car related shyt. Everything auto related is dirt cheap in Miami- Rims, paint jobs, body mods...etc. Even the cars for sale are cheap. If you looking for a whip and got cash on hand to buy from a private owner you can't beat it. I'd say on average whips down there be like 2-3 racks cheaper than anywhere else.

There is also a decent # of rednecks in South Florida. nikkas acting like down south in Dade near Cutler Bay and Seminole ain't chock full of white trash. And once you get north of Orlando it's pretty much the same demo as South Georgia- a bunch of rough looking nikkas with dreads and golds with a few Latinos and a bunch of country white folks.

 

[Mr.Big Meat McGee]

you live in either ft lauderdale or WPB

You mad close but neither of them

 

[Perfectson]

To make a more complete post I'll lay the cons and pros. This is for SOUTH Florida by the way... don't know much about elsewhere.

Cons:

1. Racial tension in certain areas depending on where you go. I couldn't give you specific areas, you just kinda have to know. And by racial tension I mean, walking into a cuban owned business and being looked at in a "wtf are you doing here" kinda way or "you better not start no trouble" type of shyt. See unfortunately, there's a lot of hood ass nikkas in Florida that are the exact stereotype of ghetto. nikkas you see in a old Trick Daddy video. So at times I kinda understand why the racism is still there. Truthfully, as long as you appear to be a mature gentleman, i.e. no sagging, wear an actual shirt and not a wifebeater, no gold teeth, no dirty looking dreads, or walking with a limp and mean muggin, you should be okay. But races typically stick with their own kind.

2. Bad drivers. Especially in Miami, Boca and parts of West Palm. That's mainly cuz it's a lot of old people in SoFL. These drivers NEVER signal, make some irrational moves and hardly pay attention as they're driving. But again, it's not everywhere, but it's apparent in certain areas.

3. Jobs. Thing about this is, you can't just be looking for any job, you gotta be in a specific field. Luckily for me I'm a delivery driver with a Class A license. I be telling nikkas a CDL will take you places. Even when I apply for jobs that don't require it, my application is still first on the list. Other than driving, I know it's hard to find other jobs that don't require you to be bilingual. It's rough. Plus the pay isn't all that, but you will be able to pay your bills, rent, etc. Might not be able to have as much fun, but it's up to you to figure that out. But definitely focus on a career and not a job.

4. Women. The women here are the most high class broke hoes you'll ever meet. They think they're worth more than they actually are. It's real hard to find something you would wife. You could find something to smash, but after that... these chicks really don't got shyt to offer but looking for nikkas to offer them the world. Most non black women aren't looking to date outside their race. As I said, races stick with their own kind. Sometimes you'll get lucky, it's not impossible, just difficult.

5. Police. As long as you don't come off as an aggressive person that poses a threat, you should be alright. But cops out here don't play. It's best to just be as cordial and kind as possible when getting pulled over and stopped. I can only speak for South Florida, but I heard cops are even worst in Central Florida.

Pros:

1. Cheap. Cheap rent, cheap car insurance, cheap bills, everything is typically cheaper than up north. A lot of people say Miami is expensive, but I personally say bullshyt. I'm from NYC so everything in Miami is cheap to me. A decent 1 bedroom apartment for $800-$1000 sounds like a deal to me. Backyard, porch and everything... shyt I'm with it. Only Floridians consider Miami expensive. Everyone else looks at them like they're crazy.

2. Roads. Some roads have 4-5 lanes of traffic going both ways (except Miami which is real cluttered). It's really no reason why you can't get where you need to be outside of rush hour. The roads are spacious, you feel free to do as you please for the most part.

3. Weather. Weather is great all year round, especially in the winter when the most you might need on certain days is a light sweater. In my opinion winter is the best time of year in FL. Sometimes it sucks when you get unexpected rain showers that last about 15 mins, but then it goes back to sunny weather.

4. Parking. You never have to worry about finding a parking space. Every store has a parking lot. shyt stores are always in big plaza's where there's big parking lots. Don't gotta worry about paying for parking, finding a spot (depending where you are). No hassle with parking. Coming from NY, the convenience factor in that alone will make you love driving in FL. Suddenly running errands isn't so bad.

5. Activities. There's actually a lot of shyt you can do in Florida. I mean, most nikkas only know going to the strip club or hitting up house parties. Aside from visiting the beach there's shooting ranges, boat rides, water skiing, extreme sports, ice skating, fishing, paintball fields, track racing, etc. There's different fun activities, nikkas just gotta find it.

Overall, I love it. Like I read in another thread. Just have a career and stay in shape and you'll be good. Fitness is a big thing in Miami especially. You could do good as a fitness trainer in MIA. Fitness and nutrition is a bit of a demand. Don't let the internet cloud your judgment of FL. Most people just focus on the negative.

you were spot on on your cons

pros

1. REnt is not Cheap, a condo in downtown Miami is about 300K for 800 sqft place. It's less expensive than New York, but you also don't get paid NY money and there's horrible public transportation. you won't find a decent spot less than $250 in Miami. Rent will run you at least 1,400

2. Roads - there aren't enough. Aventura is horrible driving wise, anything south of that during rush hour is horrible. Again not as bad a NY or LA.

4. Parking - everything is now paid parking. THere's no public parking, everywhere charges now, and even bummy places have valets now (wynwood).


The cons really kill Miami - the women kill it too, you can't find a decent chic because everyone fukkin guy is willing to spend money on average chics. I had average chics on muthafukkas yachts thinking they high class and shyt. If you 're in a club and not poppin bottles you aren't getting play.

 

[Perfectson]

the thing about miami


1. jobs - suck.

2. women - fine but you gotta do extra to really get play, meaning spending money - it's part of the latin culture, most of these women come from countries where prostitution is standard. Think about that.

3. every one and every thing is in your pockets. people are here for one reason...to separate you from the money you earned.

 

[HacksawJimThuggin]

*obligatory check in*

 

[Gains]

Orlando , them mamis on the east side

just don't move to Apopka

 

[-----]

where the hell you got that from ? I spanked more Cuban and Colombian cheeks than Black girls cheeks down here breh.


Who the fukk hates on Haitians down here dawg ? Gimme 1 case.

In Orlando thats what I see...

 

[DUCKED_OFF]

Grew up in FL and a UF grad. I work in insurance and currently live in Tampa (Brandon) Not sure about about the other brehs who live here, but the majority of my friends are pretty well off. If you're tryin to move here, the major employers are in healthcare, govt/military (for obvious reasons) and international biz (like the breh mentioned earlier). I've lived in all of the major cities of FL and a few smaller cities. Unless you're in Wal-Mart or fukkin' Bass Pro Shops, you aren't runnin' into many rednecks.

I would'nt want to live anywhere else . if i absolutely had to move, it would probably be somewhere in TX (no state income tax) or the black mecca (ATL).

Florida is the nation's playground. You come here for the beaches, Magic Kingdom and Spring Break and go back home.
Matter fact, just stay home ...roads are overcrowded as is...

exactly...I only see rednecks in the country like plant city or ruskin..and ruskin is lil mexico now

 

[-----]

. We are the ORIGINAL field nikkas. .

 

[Born2BKing]

I've been in Miami for a few days and they have the most beautiful women I've seen anywhere. Nothing but latin broads with phat asses and flawless faces. shyt has me and I live in Atlanta. I saw one chick in Walgreens that was so damn fine, I thought I was in a dream. I was like no way in hell a woman can be that got damn flawless.

 

[DUCKED_OFF]

Alot of the stuff said is in here is wrong and has to be coming from people who don't be out or get hoes....them zoes are cool with everybody,them chico's are cool and good to know when you looking for stuff or hustle..........I can only speak for central fl and down....north florida is different

 

[klutch2381]

Brehs are really out here famished in Orlando?

I'm from Orlando, born and raised. I'm here now; moving back up to Tally in a few months when I go back to FSU. The job market is some other shyt. You have to be plugged in or have the appropriate degrees to land the high paying jobs. However, as far the women, as a black dude with no kids, no dreads, no golds, a "non-thug," etc. I have never had a problem eating here. I'm stuffed. Maybe it's because I'm used to how women are here, but I don't think that's case. Even my boys that still live at home are eating. Basically, if you aren't hideous, have something going for yourself, a car, crib, job, etc. you should be eating rather carnivorously. Women here aren't that difficult to impress. You know how many juicy booty women from Ivey Lane or some shyt have been caught up in the charm of the kid because I don't have any children, I'm college educated or read regularly? "Damn, you different ."

If dudes aren't eating in Orlando, I'd hate to see them in Houston . They were much harder to "impress." Even I was out there like . I think the women in Houston are overrated compared to FL from what I saw in the time I lived there, but that's another discussion.

 

[Harry Sax]

I'm born and raised in brevard...what was said about my county is true...jobs suck, it's boring. It's a lot of fukk nikkas in the street...but the location is ideal...it's a big suburb county with Orlando an hr away...Miami Jacksonville Tampa all pretty much equal distances away (Tampa a lil closer)

But brevard is a decent hub...a lot of money changes hands here, it doesn't really stay here, but it's here

Its a very average part of fl...we have all aspects of the entire state in one area

A lot of crabs in the bucket tho...nikkas dnt really wanna see each other make moves, and instead of using it as motivation they hate...I would always have a home here regardless if I move to another area...houses are cheap especially in Palm Bay...they built up so many houses and neighborhoods during that real estate boom in the early 2000s, and so many ppl lost homes after it fell so there are homes less than 10 yrs old going for like 700 a month if u renting

 

[Art Barr]

this was informative.
just moved to the south and trying to find where I will settle.

Art Barr