For $100,000: Would you face off against a Chimpanzee with a Dollar Tree Mop?

[Seoul Gleou]

Dont they castrate eachother in fights im good i dont want no smoke

you still catching these paws nikka

 

[NoChillJones]

A 130 pound chimp is just as strong as a 250 pound bodybuilder.

I'm cool on that, fam

Much much stronger actually....

 

[Mowgli]

Been in BJJ class since early Febuary. Never realized I was so

How many days a week

 

[Champagne Kudo]

I wouldn't even face off against a kitchen with a dollar tree mop

 

[mamba]

I wouldn't even face off against a kitchen with a dollar tree mop

 

[Lazy Migrant]

How many days a week

Class is on Wednesdays and Saturdays. I've been trying to get someone to roll with me during other days though.

 

[mamba]

The image of a nikka holdin' a Dollar Tree mop has me dying over here.

At least make it a Wal Mart mop, breh.

 

[Mowgli]

Class is on Wednesdays and Saturdays. I've been trying to get someone to roll with me during other days though.

Is this an official academy or like the back of a fitness gym

 

[FaTaL]

A chimp would take that mop and shove the handle up your azz after ripping your dik and face off

 

[Lazy Migrant]

Is this an official academy or like the back of a fitness gym

It's a UFC brand gym but the instructor is a BJJ black belt. He's won tournaments I believe and sometimes trains at Renzo Gracie NYC.

 

[Afrodroid]

After hearing about that Charla Nash incident a couple years back...

Spoiler: Nope

Only in Hollywood movies do humans face big wild animals

 

[FaTaL]

I wouldn't even face off against a kitchen with a dollar tree mop

cormier

• FaTaL
• Dec 18, 2015
• 2

 

[Black Cher]

Yep. Chimpanzees scream and make a lot of noise during fights. As soon as the mothafukka opens his mouth that mop is going straight down his trachea and I'm taking my money...

 

[Premeditated]

A 130 pound chimp is just as strong as a 250 pound bodybuilder.

I'm cool on that, fam

don't forget their super agility and bite

 

[newworldafro]

Might as bring rubber bands, what the hell is a plastic stick with no strength or sharp edges gone do?...you need to find a better weapon for your hypothetical game?