For $100,000: Would you face off against a Chimpanzee with a Dollar Tree Mop?

[General Mills]

My medical bills will be more than 100k

Came in to post this. Not worth it in the slightest. Chimps legit scare me. They put in work and thats not even counting their teeth

 

[UltimateSource]

You didnt say I have to win...just face off and then I can run? U betcha.

 

[ShadowBroker]

After hearing about that Charla Nash incident a couple years back...

Spoiler: Nope

Wow! Never saw what the aftermath looked like.

Gary Oldman from Hannibal don't even compare.

 

[mamba]

Wow! Never saw what the aftermath looked like.

Gary Oldman from Hannibal

Gary Oldman is one of the GOAT actors. He always steals the show, even in minor roles.

 

[yardman]

If I can wear steel toe boots also then I'll give it a whirl. fukk it.

 

[Still Benefited]

Doesnt look all that strong to me

They style is more based on leverage and pulling.....only problem is that it seems like they fighting style specefically is designed to bite your fingers off

Nah i think in good bro,after post about getting dikks pulled off,fingers bitten....sounds like chimps are the dirtiest fighters in the fight game...give me a kangaroo and a mop:

I take back saying i would fight a gorilla too,maybe in gettin too old for this shyt,im nkt feeling like a young Cassius Clay no more,ready and willing to take on all wild life

 

[egsteel]

Have your dikk chilling in the tall grasses for 65k post tax brehs

 

[Black Cobain]

I'd rather fight a whole cave of neanderthals

Get permanent maimed for pieces of paper with white men on them brehs

I'm and at the same time

 

[mamba]

Tossing around that big ass rock like it's a Lego piece.

 

[mamba]

Get your little Dollar Tree mop ready, brehs.

Champ Chimp is getting ready.

 

[GodinDaFlesh]

Pull your skirts down brehs

Chimp is catching this fade

 

[CarbonBraddock]

This exact thread already exists, experience my neg. :bobama:

 

[Mars Blackmon]

Get your little Dollar Tree mop ready, brehs.

Champ Chimp is getting ready.

 

[Mowgli]

Get your little Dollar Tree mop ready, brehs.

Champ Chimp is getting ready.

Looked weak as fukk on those situps

 

[Kwabena]

Hell nah