For $500 million,no weapon, you have to survive this creature for 1 minute in an enclosed room

[jdubnyce]

60 seconds.....ball up and take them hits...

You'd be dead in 30

 

[Godless Socialist CEO]

No, it can easily kill you in 60 seconds. Ur guaranteed to at the very least be deformed if it’s going to be aggressive. That’s not worth 500 mil to me

 

[Pseudonym]

If they are not aggressive off bat, then yea....I might even put some ticks and some loud in my hair and we can bond.

 

[Genos]

Yeah,I'll roll that monkey punch and counter with a falcon punch. Giving that nikka sweet banana dreams

 

[Waka FICO Flamez]

They have a tendency to rip of your genitals. Ask yourself what’s the point of 500 million if you can’t fukk bytches?

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

How big is this GOTDAMN room? A closet or an airplane hangar?

 

[shopthatwrecks]

1 minute and some glitter .. bubbles would be tellin George burns jokes

 

[Sex Luthor]

Id slap that old ass monkey in his bald ass head. He ain't got no fur so ill pinch the shyt out of him. If he wanna jump stupid ill put him in an arm bar.

 

[Jalether]

How big is this GOTDAMN room? A closet or an airplane hangar?

The size of an average living room that you can't escape

 

[Premeditated]

I'm faster and smarter than that monkey, so yeah....I'll take the chance

it's not gonna catch me, I'll just juke it for the whole minute. unlike most of you coli nikkas, I'm still in shape and agile with supreme core strength.

 

[skokiaan]

1)rear naked choke
2)hold for 60 seconds
3) Lambo

btw whats chimbreh lifting and why wont he swallow his food

 

[Jalether]

I'm faster and smarter than that monkey, so yeah....I'll take the chance

it's not gonna catch me, I'll just juke it for the whole minute. unlike most of you coli nikkas, I'm still in shape and agile with supreme core strength.

 

[Batsute]

After googling how to defend against those fukkers I’m good breh.



Chimp attack survivor helps others overcome severe physical trauma

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

NOPE! I’ve seen footage of chimps pulling up small trees and shyt. I would even do it with a baboon.

 

[Daio]

Nah, I'm good