For real this time: LeBron needs more help

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Demand your owner sign Tristan Thompson and JR Smith to long-term contracts at almost 1/3 of the salary cap combined, brehs :mjlol:

Demand that your owner fire the real coach your GM hired to help install an efficient offensive system that leaves you energy to play defense, brehs :mjlol:

Demand a halfwit coach be hired instead, brehs :mjlol:

Demand that your team trade your co-star right after you win a championship, brehs :mjlol:

Think you're so clever he won't find out, brehs :mjlol:

When he does find out and demands a trade to the team of his choice, plant stories accusing him of refusing to play by getting optional surgery, brehs :mjlol:

Then deny you ever had anything to do with the clusterfukk you created and try to blame it on your team's owner, brehs :mjlol:

Play no defense all season and claim you can flip the switch in the playoffs, brehs :mjlol:

Never practice with your team full of new teammates, brehs :mjlol:

Lose 3 games to the fukking indiana pacers in the 1st round of the leastern conference playoffs, brehs :mjlol:

So many fukking self-inflicted L's. LeOwner, LeGM and LeCoach...:scust::scust::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:
Nothing's changed :mjlol:
 

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avoid practices at all costs, brehs.
It's amazing. It's as if Lebron isn't able to understand that practice isn't for him, it's for his teammates. :mindblown::mindblown:

Jordan practiced his fukking ass off with his team. To the point where in one practice he gave Steve fukking Kerr a two-piece, a biscuit, and a gotdamn sweet tea. :damn::damn: And then stayed afterwards taking extra shots, doing his own drills, and perfecting his game. :banderas:

Kobe did the same, to an almost psychotic level :demonic::demonic: - especially pushing himself individually before and after practice.

All we hear about Lebron is shyt like "he spends nearly $2 million a year keeping his body in top shape." :comeon:

OK, cool. Bron's in great shape. He's a great player. But what about his fukking team? :mindblown:

You know, those "bums" that he personally fukking chose and demanded be overpaid. :mjlol:

Shyt is bizarre. The lack of self-awareness is just :scust:
 

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The biggest problem is the Cavs have no real system to rely on. We usually only run plays to get open shots for Korver.

Everything else is just watching LeBron dribble, get open in the corner, or occasionally cut to the hoop. No constant motion and not many designed plays from what I can tell.

For a few possessions in game 5 the cavs were whipping the ball to the open man, cutting, setting screens, all that good shyt. They got easy buckets, and then it just stopped for no reason. We needed a buzzer beater to win.

It’s easy to blame Lue, and he deserves plenty of blame because he clearly hasn’t implemented a system, but I feel like LeBron prefers it this way sometimes.

I think we will win game 7 but holy shyt it’s looking rough after that. You never know what can happen though.

We’ll always have 2016 :manny:
Bron Ball is there to maximize his stats and provide him ready-made excuses for (predictable) failure. :francis:

Either "guys aren't hitting their shots", he "needs more help" or "I'm doing my part." :mjlol:

He's unable (or unwilling) to actually take responsibility for the mess he's made. :francis:
 

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Bron is a little like Russ: great player with boundless energy but they don't always make those around them better.

Cavs need help but LeBron has a way of mitigating the strengths of other players as they adjust to playing in a way that allows him to shine. Think he'd be better as either a pass first PG or a Kobe/Jordan-ish true scoring guard. Bron and Russ wanna be Magic and Michael at the same time. That's too much for anyone even Bron.
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Choose one!

You wanna be a scorer? Fukking go for it! :blessed::blessed: I'd love to see Bron out there racking up 40pts plus a night - shyt would be so easy for him with even a league-average point guard working to distribute the ball. :banderas:

You wanna be a point guard? Man...with his court vision and passing ability, along with playing in a halfway structured and practiced offensive system, Bron could turn any average 3 or stretch 4 into an all-star :win:

But trying to do both just guarantees failure. It isn't possible. This is what I mean when I say Lebron has underachieved - given his talents, if he'd just chosen one path or the other, he could've easily had 7 chips at this point, and there would be no fukking debate about who the GOAT is - he'd have easily passed Jordan. :francis:
 

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The key to that celebration and win was glaring at you in this footage.........K LOVE WAS WEARING A SUIT......time to get this cac outta here:camby:
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Nah breh. K Love can play. If you've ever had the thumb ligament injury he's playing through right now, you know it makes it damn near impossible to stabilize anything in your hand. Shyt is vicious and debilitating. It's tough to even catch a pass with that ligament all fukked up like that, let alone shoot a jumper.
 

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What happened to that Hood nikka Rodney? nikka been scraight ass cheeks. High key he’s been the biggest disappointment on the squad. He was basically a 20 point scorer and with his skillset he should have been able to take the next step with Bron getting him open shots.

Instead this nikka has morphed into a poor mans James Jones:snoop:
Rodney Hood played for Utah before the Cavs - a team that runs an extremely well-practiced, structured, and efficient offense that gets each player the touches they need to get into rhythm and meaningfully contribute. :manny:

There's a reason Jae Crowder is all of a sudden playing well in Utah, and played well in Boston - yet languished on the Cavs with Bron Ball. :francis:

The evidence is right in front of you once you take a closer look :manny:
 

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Choose one!

You wanna be a scorer? Fukking go for it! :blessed::blessed: I'd love to see Bron out there racking up 40pts plus a night - shyt would be so easy for him with even a league-average point guard working to distribute the ball. :banderas:

You wanna be a point guard? Man...with his court vision and passing ability, along with playing in a halfway structured and practiced offensive system, Bron could turn any average 3 or stretch 4 into an all-star :win:

But trying to do both just guarantees failure. It isn't possible. This is what I mean when I say Lebron has underachieved - given his talents, if he'd just chosen one path or the other, he could've easily had 7 chips at this point, and there would be no fukking debate about who the GOAT is - he'd have easily passed Jordan. :francis:
:mjlol: LeBron just brings out the ultimate retards
 

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Rodney Hood played for Utah before the Cavs - a team that runs an extremely well-practiced, structured, and efficient offense that gets each player the touches they need to get into rhythm and meaningfully contribute. :manny:

There's a reason Jae Crowder is all of a sudden playing well in Utah, and played well in Boston - yet languished on the Cavs with Bron Ball. :francis:

The evidence is right in front of you once you take a closer look :manny:
Jae Crowder averaged 11 points with Utah on 38% shooting and 8 points on 31% shooting this series.

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That trade deadline hype don't feel the same huh :mjgrin:
:mjlol: @ Dumb ass Tristan copyin LeBron in that gif
 

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If he didn't force the cavs to sign TT and JR to those contracts he would have more help:wow: And the talent is there just a lack of system. Thats on Lue for not implementing one or allowing bron to undermine him.
This.

I'd like to see him undermine Popovich, a coach who treats his star player and his 12th man equally
 
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