Fuuuck Jamaican restaurants!! I can’t do it no more!

[thekingsmen]

I remember back 10years or so when I worked at George Mason, there was a lil Caribbean shop nearby.. cause Im west Indian and a avid buyer, eventually I made my way up, where the shop ownwr/chef would offer to pass me a blunt to hit








Too bad I was on work hours then

Is it this one?

Caribbean Corner

https://www.yelp.com/biz/caribbean-...tm_campaign=status_quo_sheet&ref=yelp-android

 

[Bondye Vodou]

I get fake accent vibes whenever I watch dude from Caribbean pot

Thats a trini accent, lol

 

[Akae Beka]

Is it this one?

Caribbean Corner

https://www.yelp.com/biz/caribbean-...tm_campaign=status_quo_sheet&ref=yelp-android

I tried to be vague in the description cause I don't want to get anyone yammed up

But all I'll say is they have great food there

 

[Hungerpain]

You just gotta expect it.

 

[GetInTheTruck]

There's a Guyanese spot by me called Hibiscus that is notorious for their shytty ass service....I just use uber eats when I order from them now.

 

[posterchild336]

There's a Guyanese spot by me called Hibiscus that is notorious for their shytty ass service....I just use uber eats when I order from them now.

In lauderhill?

 

[GetInTheTruck]

In lauderhill?

Nah on Jamaica avenue in Queens Village.

 

[606onit]

In Chicago I can tell you it's exactly the same.

 

[Dzali OG]

Stop being soft you know what time it is when you walk in.

It's just a business transaction right.

 

[Dzali OG]

We've become accustomed to that fake, excellent, customer service at cac establishments.

Realize their tactics date back to segregation/desegregation where they didn't like us but still wanted our money. So after cussing and beating your ass all month, when you finally get your lil money and was able to shop their store, they would give you the best customer service they could for that day.

 

[Dzali OG]

Anyone else think the jamaican food stateside actually taste better than back in the country...

 

[Raw Lyrics]

3pm called a Jamaican spot about 20min from my house. Wanted to make sure they had patties b4 I made the drive. Nobody picks up, called 3 Times.

My wife had errands to run in the area so we took a chance to stop by.

Walk in the spot and there is 1 customer and 2 workers. I walk up to the counter and ask if they have any chicken patties and of course she’s like no only beef. So then I’m like I called b4 I came and nobody was picking it up is the phone working? She’s says yes it’s working but she was so busy she couldn’t get to the phone, I literally said out loud BUSY there’s nobody here!!!

She then just says no more patties and I’m fukking flummoxed!

No offers to make more. No I’m sorry sir I couldn’t get to the phone. Nothing!

Basically she was like fukk you fukk your money you want what’s left or not??

So I grabbed my wife and left.

Why do Jamaicans run such shytty ass businesses??? I only know of one Jamaican spot that has great customer service.

Damn....reading this made me hungry.


How are chicken patties btw?

 

[GetInTheTruck]

This you OP .

yooooo it's so true though. fukk it man it's part of the experience and the food be worth it.

"DAT DONE!!!!"

 

[Starman]

Can you put some extra plantin for me!?!?

Jamaican lady:

This!

 

[FlimFlam]

I be tripping on folks talking bout bad black customer service...yet still shop at walmart of all all plaves. They up there with the worst if the worst. If the waltons can get a pass so can the beenie mans and blk ppl in general