Gather 'round... I got a story to tell.

[JQ Legend]

I Got a story





One time i met Dame Dash in Tokyo

He was on the phone, walking with a Japanese guy in a suit (business i assume) so i shout "HEY DAME"

Dame: *on the phone, turns around*


I walked over to him and said" nice to meet you fam"


He looked at me with an irritated look and said "If you a man and in Japan you dont walk up on other men like that , real men own businesses player, get your money up and you can play with the big boys (looks at the guy hes with)

Me::dame_jidenna:



Him:

He then looked over at his business partner with a confused look, which the latter returns It to him, then, silence

I started to troll him


Me:


Dame: ......Ok *pulls out phone and walks away*


He walked a few feet a way and i heard him say

"I know where that guy aint from "

 

[Man]

We were not entertained!


Try an Pac story!

 

[A1aaa]

sounds like your pops started it

MJ probably wasn't expecting to be belligerently bumrushed like that on the northside

 

[ThaBoyBam]

Breh, you know you gotta share that Pac story.

 

[GreenGhxst]

Pops: Hold up, hold up, hold up. So you just gon' walk up in here like you Jesus nikka -- like you the messiah. nikka this is MY territory!

Your pops is that nikka for that line

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[postnutclarity]

I knew y'all was gon' be on this shyt. LOL. I have no reason to lie to strangers on the internet.

Believe me.

 

[postnutclarity]

Mj use to be all thru downtown chi at any given time in the 90s

I got hella stories about that nikka too

Thank you, breh. These nikkas acting like it's impossible to have a close encounter with duke.

Especially back then? C'mon now.

 

[postnutclarity]

The Coli has officially turned into ***** fan fiction

i know he's on the c00n train, but idk, you making him sound like the conductor.



i could be wrong tho. real estate for sale.

Fan fiction according to who? You?

Oh, I'm sorry. I know some of you are used to being holed up in ya mom's cribs and shyt, but that ain't got shyt to do with me or mines fam.

Lots of people lie on the net but I don't feel like y'all are that important to lie to (no diss ) just for some virtual props. Just wanted to share a funny story and some laughs, but a lotta you Buzz Killington ass nikkas stay fukking up the vibe.

Oh well.

 

[postnutclarity]

Story time!

EDIT:
Breh you gotta tell this story!

Tell da pac story

We were not entertained!


Try an Pac story!

Breh, you know you gotta share that Pac story.

I wanted to tell the Pac story, but the way these nikkas acting...


shyt got me feeling like I shouldn't share anymore. I know y'all are used to being bombarded with but I'm not one to make shyt up like that especially to nikkas I don't know. I gotta hella funny celeb encounters I can share, but is it worth the hassle?

I'll think about it.

 

[ThaBoyBam]

I wanted to tell the Pac story, but the way these nikkas acting...


shyt got me feeling like I shouldn't share anymore. I know y'all are used to being bombarded with but I'm not one to make shyt up like that especially to nikkas I don't know. I gotta hella funny celeb encounters I can share, but is it worth the hassle?

I'll think about it.

 

[SupremexKing]

Fan fiction according to who? You?

Oh, I'm sorry. I know some of you are used to being holed up in ya mom's cribs and shyt, but that ain't got shyt to do with me or mines fam.

Lots of people lie on the net but I don't feel like y'all are that important to lie to (no diss ) just for some virtual props. Just wanted to share a funny story and some laughs, but a lotta you Buzz Killington ass nikkas stay fukking up the vibe.

Oh well.

your feelings hurt?