Getting dragged to your Girls family function unappreciation thread

Brock Landers

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I have good and bad stories about family visits.

Bad.

I was seeing this girl, and I was cool with her female cousin. They would always tell me how much fun family functions were out in the country.

I'm always down for good food and drink. Long story short I show up and I'm the darkest person in the whole house. Not a big deal really, what really made it awkward was when her aunt showed up. It was her aunt who was like 3 yrs older than her. The aunt I used to bang 3 or 4 years before I met the girl I was currently dating.

Of course the aunt is the ranchet one in the family. She played me too, on some " Oh you ain't go speak??"
:usure:

You know her?


All I could do was give the:yeshrug:
I would have been watching that on the couch like
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SMH Yeah I felt the same way about my ex's fam
I fukked with his sister but his mom was mad jealous and interfered in our relationship too much
 

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Too much experience w this

Esp with latinas

Big ass function fulla primos and tias

Playing bachata till 2 in the morning playin Dominos

I just show up for a second kiss hug then say I gotta go something came up
 

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It amazes me that “grown” men still have this social awkwardness.
Again you're calling it socially awkward.

How about a mofo just don't WANT to chit-chat with your monkey ass?

:stopitslime:

(not you, in-law family in this case)

You're confusing DESIRE with ABILITY.

You're probably an extrovert cuz most of them think like this. My wife is one. They can't relate to not wanting to be around people all the time and think being quiet means something's wrong with you.
 

King Eros

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Btw, on some real ish... Wifey and I been together 10+ years.

She's got a huge family, who has gatherings every other weekend at a minimum. They all mostly live near us.

I have a funky, mostly dysfunctional family who's scattered all over the place, who might get together once a year at Thanksgiving.

We used to have a power struggle on me not wanting to go to something every weekend because I didn't grow up like that. It took a lot of communication and understanding to get to the point we're at now.

Now, she'll only ask me to go if it's really important to her, and I'll almost always say yes. But 4 out of 5 times, she's going alone with the kids and I'm at home enjoying the SILENCE.

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Bruh the first time I met my girl's family was at Thanksgiving...and these fools made me say grace for the whole family :martin:

I don't even go to church :mjlol:
i would’ve just said the word “grace” like i didn’t know wtf i was doing and y’all were dumb to volunteer me for that shyt and woul have proceeded to grab some biscuits
 
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