Getting weed out of system for a drug test for new job?

[The ADD]

Hear me out on this but you need to eat an obscene amount of edibles. I'm talking so much you gotta be admitted to the hospital. They'll likely pump your stomach and the IV will help flush out any THC in your blood stream. You gotta be quick about getting the drug test after that though. It's only about a 12 hour window before it shows up in a test again.

 

[Doobie Doo]

Let's see how well that reasoning works for you.

Works fine for me. IT job, no test

 

[KBtheKey]

Use someone else's. I work at a fortune 500 company and that's what I did, while others either did the same or used synthetic. Its pretty much agreed between us that them "system cleaning" products aren't to be trusted. Dont think any of us have actually tried em tho

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

Smoking weed while actively looking for work is irresponsible af

Scrambling around, looking for an herbal shop because you got a drop in 2 days....at the age of 33.

As another poster stated, people need to grow up and start acting like functional adults.

i just started looking last week after I quit my job because I wasn't getting what we discussed.
Mr. Holier than though.

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

Use someone else's. I work at a fortune 500 company and that's what I did, while others either did the same or used synthetic. Its pretty much agreed between us that them "system cleaning" products aren't to be trusted. Dont think any of us have actually tried em tho

It's for a fortune 500 company but do they usually test you at there facility? How can you use someone elses piss isn't it gonna be like lukewarm by the time i put it in the cup? Wouldn't they know?

 

[Weaver31]

Don’t assume that you’re gonna get a piss test. Some places are using the hair follicle test from what I’ve been told.

Very true cuz a local shipyard now uses the hair test...but most places use urine screens for drugs because its cheaper and more efficient.

 

[Dad]

You smoked last night, knowing you have a test coming up?

nikka i smoke too but, money over vice, breh.

You got priorities, nikka.

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

So sweating it out and pissing it out doesn't help?

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

You smoked last night, knowing you have a test coming up?

nikka i smoke too but, money over vice, breh.

You got priorities, nikka.

Just found out about this about an hour ago. First thing I did was make this thread ha.

 

[Weaver31]

I used precleanse herbal pills along with other detox pills and liquids from health food stores.

 

[sayyestothis]

It's for a fortune 500 company but do they usually test you at there facility? How can you use someone elses piss isn't it gonna be like lukewarm by the time i put it in the cup? Wouldn't they know?

Breh unarent on parole. They dont watch u piss. Dump some clean pee in and move on.

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

So sweating it out and pissing it out doesn't help?

Do you know how to roll a blunt?

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Pill bottle, clean it out thoroughly. Use someone’s piss & keep that shyt in the bottle taped to your leg or some shyt. Gotta make sure shyt stays warm though around mid 90s


& can be disgusting but if you wanna pass it

 

[goatnole]

No there isn't. Its getting legal everywhere and it's less of a stigma and at the end of the day it's nobody's business. Hell certain states have already said employers can't test for that anymore

You got a list? I need to move.

 

[colicolicoli]

I've been almost fukked before trying to use synthetic (they let me retest -- the PH was wrong) so now I use someone else's urine + the synthetic kit so I can monitor the temp.