Girlfriend just came from my car with a tape recorder.

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Brehs got to stop letting women use your shiit innocently.

"Baby can I use your car real quick?"
"Babe I need to use your phone real quick."
"Babe let me see your keys"

Fukk that. And honestly she didn't catch you doing anything. We are all laughing but somebody invading your privacy like that is pretty unforgivable. Doesn't matter the reason. I'd be out of that relationship because all she is doing is building ammo to hold over you for as long as you can take it.

And I once was on the phone with my girl in the car and forgot to hang up.

I came home to her like :dwillhuh:
She was amazed at all the weird shiit I was saying to myself :mjlol:
 

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Live with women when your not married to them brehs

:hhh: I would have be forced by gun point
 

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just went through this with my creole yellowbone :mjgrin:

chick was throwing shyt in my apartment when i made the suggestion that we be friends... wouldn't leave my apartment for 3 hours. that's my fault for breaking the cardinal rule -- never break up with a chick at your house.

I accidentally slammed a bytch hand in the front door one time because she was crying having a meltdown and wouldn't let go and get the hell out my crib.

Got me a nice simple battery charge behind it too which eventually got dismissed. lol
 

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just went through this with my creole yellowbone :mjgrin:

chick was throwing shyt in my apartment when i made the suggestion that we be friends... wouldn't leave my apartment for 3 hours. that's my fault for breaking the cardinal rule -- never break up with a chick at your house.
nikkas built like us always break the most important rule an older brother told me a long time ago. Never put it all the way in. Once you give em the whole dikk, it's a wrap
 
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OP I disagree with your cheating ways. Stay single if you still want to be out here eating.

on the other hand the creep in me :salute:.

Those pics :whoo:
 

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My nikka, you are not ugly. Ya'll nikkas be on the :duck: on this site making the legit ugly nikkas think they got a chance. You must be in the A, 404 area code, anyway into fukk shyt :dead:
 

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See this is why I come to thecoli:blessed:

Gets so hard to find these threads under all the suicide threats
.. or kids with general studies degrees complaining about their career options:why:
 
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