GIVE A TEAM A RING N FEED EM 4 A YEAR, GIVE EM A DYNASTY N FEED EM 4 A LIFETIME: 2021 LAKERS THREAD

[Professor Emeritus]

WTF ARE U TALKIN BOUT BRON IS 99% GUNA WIN MVP THIS YEAR

AND IF U THINK HE NOT GUNNIN FOR IT THEN U DONT UNDERSTAND THE FIRST THING BOUT LEBRON

3 THINGS BRON FOCUSIN ON, IN ORDER:

1.ALL TIME SCORING LEADER
2.MVP
3.ANOTHER RING

AND ONCE HE TIES KOBE IN RINGS DONNING THE PURPLE N GOLD/MJ IN MVPS, HE’S GUNA GO PLAY WIT WHATEVER TEAM DRAFTS HIS SON

BELIEVE THAT

You have zero cause to believe that.

If Bron was gunning for scoring leader above rings then he wouldn't have averaged 10+ assists/game last year and wouldn't have signed off on picking up guys like Schroeder and Trezz who were gonna take the ball and shots out of his hand this year. He wouldn't be happy playing just 32 minutes/game.

But if you're 99% confident, then ban bet me. You hate me posting in the Laker thread, right? If LeBron wins MVP this year, I won't post in the Laker thread again, ever. If LeBron doesn't win MVP, you don't post in the Laker thread again until Bron leaves.

See, I'm even giving you favorable odds.

Deal?

 

[Sccit]

You have zero cause to believe that.

If Bron was gunning for scoring leader above rings then he wouldn't have averaged 10+ assists/game last year and wouldn't have signed off on picking up guys like Schroeder and Trezz who were gonna take the ball and shots out of his hand this year. He wouldn't be happy playing just 32 minutes/game.

But if you're 99% confident, then ban bet me. You hate me posting in the Laker thread, right? If LeBron wins MVP this year, I won't post in the Laker thread again, ever. If LeBron doesn't win MVP, you don't post in the Laker thread again until Bron leaves.

See, I'm even giving you favorable odds.

Deal?

ITS ALMOST LIKE U CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT WHAT YOURE SAYIN ISNT TOTAL BULLSHIIT

BRON IS AVERAGING ROUGHLY THE SAME AMOUNT OF ATTEMPTS HE HAS HIS ENTIRE CAREER .. AT THE AGE OF 36

HERES THE BET.. IF BRON WINS MVP, YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME TO “I LOVE LEBRON NUTS” ..... IF HE DOESNT, I WONT POST IN THE LAKER THREAD ALL OF NEXT YEAR. DEAL?

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

 

[Professor Emeritus]

ITS ALMOST LIKE U CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT WHAT YOURE SAYIN ISNT TOTAL BULLSHIIT

BRON IS AVERAGING ROUGHLY THE SAME AMOUNT OF ATTEMPTS HE HAS HIS ENTIRE CAREER .. AT THE AGE OF 36

HERES THE BET.. IF BRON WINS MVP, YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME TO “I LOVE LEBRON NUTS” ..... IF HE DOESNT, I WONT POST IN THE LAKER THREAD ALL OF NEXT YEAR. DEAL?

You said you were 99% sure, backing down a little now? Why you trying to keep this to a one-year thing?

I ain't doing anything in a sports thread that will affect my non-sports posting. If LeBron wins MVP, I won't post in the entire Coliseum, at all, until Bron retires. If LeBron doesn't win MVP, you don't post in the Laker thread, at all, until Bron retires.

 

[Sccit]

You said you were 99% sure, backing down a little now? Why you trying to keep this to a one-year thing?

I ain't doing anything in a sports thread that will affect my non-sports posting. If LeBron wins MVP, I won't post in the entire Coliseum, at all, until Bron retires. If LeBron doesn't win MVP, you don't post in the Laker thread, at all, until Bron retires.

DEAL

 

[Professor Emeritus]

You said you were 99% sure, backing down a little now? Why you trying to keep this to a one-year thing?

I ain't doing anything in a sports thread that will affect my non-sports posting. If LeBron wins MVP, I won't post in the entire Coliseum, at all, until Bron retires. If LeBron doesn't win MVP, you don't post in the Laker thread, at all, until Bron retires.

DEAL

You really believe he'll do you.

@CHICAGO , @Houston911 , you see the deal.

If Bron wins MVP this year, I'm banned from the Coliseum until Bron retires. If Bron doesn't win MVP, Sccit is banned from the Laker thread until Bron leaves the Lakers.

 

[steph_harden]

You said you were 99% sure, backing down a little now? Why you trying to keep this to a one-year thing?

I ain't doing anything in a sports thread that will affect my non-sports posting. If LeBron wins MVP, I won't post in the entire Coliseum, at all, until Bron retires. If LeBron doesn't win MVP, you don't post in the Laker thread, at all, until Bron retires.

That’s a good 5years. It ain’t worth it bruh reconsider. Plus Bron will be in the convo all year...especially if his team finishes with a top 2 record. He’s at that stage where can steal a “legacy” MVP. It ain’t out of the question.

 

[Family Lives Matter]

You really believe he'll do you.

@CHICAGO , @Houston911 , you see the deal.

If Bron wins MVP this year, I'm banned from the Coliseum until Bron retires. If Bron doesn't win MVP, Sccit is banned from the Laker thread until Bron leaves the Lakers.

I will cry e-tears when this happens the Jews win again

That’s a good 5years. It ain’t worth it bruh reconsider. Plus Bron will be in the convo all year...especially if his team finishes with a top 2 record. He’s at that stage where can steal a “legacy” MVP. It ain’t out of the question.

Why can't I neg you

 

[CHICAGO]

You really believe he'll do you.

@CHICAGO , @Houston911 , you see the deal.

If Bron wins MVP this year, I'm banned from the Coliseum until Bron retires. If Bron doesn't win MVP, Sccit is banned from the Laker thread until Bron leaves the Lakers.

KD WAS A SHOE IN FOR MVP
BUT NOW THAT THEY HAVE HARDEN
THE MEDIA PROBABLY GONNA
HOLD THAT AGAINST HIM.

BRON MAY GET MVP BY DEFAULT
UNLESS THE MAVS CAN GET A HIGH SEED.

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[Professor Emeritus]

That’s a good 5years. It ain’t worth it bruh reconsider. Plus Bron will be in the convo all year...especially if his team finishes with a top 2 record. He’s at that stage where can steal a “legacy” MVP. It ain’t out of the question.

I never pass up the opportunity to take a win/win bet.

Actual talk about sports has been trash here. If I win, Bron has a 5th MVP, the Lakers probably have a 5th title, and I spend my time on more productive tasks. Or, if I win, I get to laugh at scitt getting run out of his own thread but he has 200 other Laker boards to post on so he'll be fine.

Either way I'm copasetic.

 

[Karume]

You really believe he'll do you.

@CHICAGO , @Houston911 , you see the deal.

If Bron wins MVP this year, I'm banned from the Coliseum until Bron retires. If Bron doesn't win MVP, Sccit is banned from the Laker thread until Bron leaves the Lakers.

so he can post in any thread OTHER than the team thread?

 

[Professor Emeritus]

so he can post in any thread OTHER than the team thread?

Yeah, I'm assuming I'll win and don't want to rub it in too much. This is more just to make fun of Scitt than actually hurt him. I'm too nice a guy for that.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

 

[steph_harden]

I will cry e-tears when this happens the Jews win again



Why can't I neg you

 

[ghostwriterx]

This is one of the most enjoyable LeBron teams to watch of his career. The superstars do their thing, role players still have freedom to eat. Everybody makes an effort to get shots for others, they defend at a hight level (when they want to) and the chemistry is off the charts. Really great job by Rob and Vogel putting this group together. I was sceptical on both, but they've really shined.