Going through a breakup.. what is the protocol??

[Konnan]

 

[Prodyson]

Thats what im thinking mane. i might be being too hasty.

Be careful... sometimes these barbers will give you an immaculate cut the first time you get in their chair just to get you to come back.... then they'll start slacking too. They be using little tricks too. You think they spraying hair sheen, but they really spaying so black stuff in your hair to make it look darker and more crisp. Then you take a shower and your hair look mad regular.

 

[BlackSuperman]

You had me in here thinking you caught another relationship L and/or was creeping.

 

[Trill McClay]

 

[kaiOogway]

god damn it

 

[The Mayer]

This was just incredible

 

[Food Mane]

That lineup Slim gave me today was gawdly.

Breh was hungry for that business and went the extra mile. I left the shop whistling the Big Tymers song Still Fly.

the visual of a dude softly humming gaaaator boots lets me know this cut was good.

 

[mcdivit85]

Im a loyal dude. The only other time i strayed was when i had this big date planned and i hit up my barber for that fresh taper. But he was in vegas getting married,

So since my main was not around i cheated. Found a side barber. In the middle of the cut the side barber had a seizure while he was lining me up.

Had literal patches in my head. Destroyed progress from a 8 week wolfing cycle and got me thrown out of a party cause they thought i was a vagrant.

When my og barber came back in town from getting married he hit me with the


Tablea have turned now. Now my og barber is the side barber

 

[FreddyCalhoun]

Been in this relationship for over 6 years.

Been through thick n thin. Good times and bad. I had strayed once in those 6 years and it was a disaster of epic proportions. Karma immediately gave me the beats.

Other than that i have been faithful. .until today.

I am starting a new wolf phase to deepen my waves so i just needed a lineup and beard lined up too. I knew my barber would be closed before i got off work today. I googled barbershops and found a black shop still open. The reviews on yelp were fantastic.


Strolled in there after work and the place was packed! but all the brehs waiting were mad patient. So i copped a seat and waited about 40 minutes.

Tall cat named Slim had that open chair for your boy. Told him what i wanted...breh proceeded to give me the freshest lineup i have ever had in my life!!!

He took his time too. Gave your boy that razor work too!

My og barber has been lazy as fukk lately. No more razor unless i ask. He used to do it off gp. lately it seems like he has been rushing through my head. My last cut it showed too. He missed a patch in the back. I noticed it that night when i was doing a brushing session.

After it was over Slim spent a good 40 minutes on my head...and said that will be 10 bucks.

I gave breh 20. he deserved it. I get in my whip.. look at myself and i look so damn good.

I dont usually post alot on fb... but i made a post that said. That lineup tho.... with a pic of my crispy hairline. Waves were cresting over my dome.


People are steady liking it... i forgot tho.. my barber is on my fb.



He wrote.. oh..... nice cut bro...


I know this breh. Met his fam. I balled with him and his lil bro at the Y. He has had me over to the shop for boxing ppvs they ordered. ( they got a 70+inch tv in there )

We been out clubbing together.. that fresh lineup blew him out the water and i had to broadcast it. So no homo but i just want to be friends. I know he is going to want more though.

Cold Turkey.....

 

[klientel]

I been trying to get away from my barber and go to another barber in the shop for a minute. But this dude is one of my closest friends and been cutting me for years. shyt I was in the man wedding. I rarely have to wait, I'm usually next in line and he still charging me 2008 prices so my cut 10 while everybody else paying 20. But he got a dike in his shop who is so on point with a razor. Sometimes I go when I know my barber isn't there and she sees me and says

Dike: "Brian not here, but I got you."
Me:
Dike: "I'll call him for you"
Me: "Nah nah don't do that...He probably with his family right now"
Me: *looks at phone and sees a text saying he on his way*

 

[General Mills]

I been trying to get away from my barber and go to another barber in the shop for a minute. But this dude is one of my closest friends and been cutting me for years. shyt I was in the man wedding. I rarely have to wait, I'm usually next in the stop and he still charging me 2008 prices so my cut 10 while everybody else paying 20. But he got a dike in his shop who is so on point with a razor. Sometimes I go when I know my barber isn't there and she sees me and says

Dike: "Brian not here, but I got you."
Me:
Dike: "I'll call him for you"
Me: "Nah nah don't do that...He probably with his family right now"
Me: *looks at phone and sees a text saying he on his way*

and at the same damn time.

 

[Miles Davis]

That barber relationship is no joke, I be thinking about what I'm gonna do if he die, move or i move and I'm like

 

[General Mills]

@General Mills how often you go to the barber breh?

Since ive been on the waves hard i try to get wolfing weeks in. I will go once every two weeks to get hairline, beard touched up. Every 6 weeks or so a full cut. Unlesss i cant control the wolf then i will get it cut sooner.

 

[Da King]

Since ive been on the waves hard i try to get wolfing weeks in. I will go once every two weeks to get hairline, beard touched up. Every 6 weeks or so a full cut. Unlesss i cant control the wolf then i will get it cut sooner.

Same, once every two weeks for the lineup. Barber tried to do my beard also but I can do that myself, don't need to pay for that

 

[General Mills]

It's harder to cheat on your barber than your girl.

You aint never lied.