Gorgeous woman with a ginormous a$$ just

[Lord_nikon]

Already got 2 really high quality professional ones from my bodybuilding days ....

 

[Mowgli]

Moved in 2 houses down.... brehs... I’m feeling insecure as hell. She has 2 young daughters and she seems very nice like we could be best friends but mama has a waist to ass ratio that is definitely unnaturally natural looking... hubby and I definitely not having couples night with them...

I can’t compete with that

Just don't start acting simple minded when you catch your man being coincidentally friendly and smooth with that earth angel.

No eyerolling no huffing no puffin no passive aggressive fights.

He loves you it's gonna be alright.

Someone left her with two daughters it's clear she ain't shyt.

Perfect neighbor

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Spoiler

Nah

From the rest of her she has no muscle tone

Her face can't be cute either

She all ass

The rest a let down

Still smash tho

 

[NZA]

you should have eaten that ass in broad daylight

 

[987654321]

Spoiler

I’m sure he loves his family more than he loves imagining her delicious thighs strangling him half to death.....

Spoiler

Upon further review, you share that guy. She’s the perfect Tyler perry movie co-antagonist. I hope you have a tough no nonsense androgynous auntie to see you through this painful chapter in life

 

[Ezigbo Nwanyi]

Looks like she rocking a waist trainer underneath. You aint got nothing to worry about unless your out of shape.

 

[BlaqkSpliffin]

Better start hitting some squats or call a realtor brehette. It's over for you.

 

[zerorequiem]

Kids is a no no.

 

[987654321]

Neighbor: *knock* *knock* “Oh, hey Mr. Pseudonym! It’s pouring outside and I locked myself out of my house and my gym tights are soaked, is Mrs. Pseudonym here?”


Mr. Pseudonym: “Uh no, she actually isn’t, she’s at bible study right now...”


Neighbor: “do you mind if I wait here, shower, and dry my clothes until she gets back?”


Mr. Pseudonym: I guess she shouldn’t mind, come on in.....

neighbor:

 

[The_Sheff]

Lol a couple years ago my wife was talking about how she needed someone to come clean the house really well because she has been exhausted. Like 2 days later I saw a young puerto rican looking woman with a brazilian Darlene ass (if you know you know) put something in our mailbox. Wife checked the mail later and was excited about something so I walk in and she holding a maid service business card. I immediately start laughing and tell her "naw you don't want her, her ass too big, you wouldn't feel comfortable". She laughed about that shyt all night and thanked me for being honest.

 

[CW_1991]

Don't live comparatively, OP. Get to the gym, build up your squat and hip thrusts. Diet correctly, post progress pictures in JBO.

 

[HabitualChiller]

Yard looking nice and tidy…

This is actually the post that I was looking for. That whole area looks nice.

 

[Astroslik]

Is she a single mom?

if so, good luck brehette...

 

[SleezyBigSlim]

It only took 4 years for me to be converted into a heteroish female heathen jboish Coli poster

Your husband know you on a forum full of men?

 

[Big Boss]