Got a warning on Friday. If I smell like alcohol one more time, I'm getting canned

[Richard Wright]

try showering

How the hell are you red? You're funny as fukk.

Did u talk slick about Kobe

 

[VelourSocks]

A 5th... every night?

dudes liver gonna shut down before he even hits 30

 

[flea]

You cant even figure out how to stop smelling like alcohol

Youre gonna drink yourself to death in a matter of years

And when I do you'll be the first fakkit like "me and flea had our differences, but he was cool " trying to get daps u chlamydia victim

 

[Big Daddy]

Put the Alcohol in an enema and administer it anally and that way you get more fukked up faster and it's out of your system sooner

he's going to do it just off the strength of you telling him to put something up his ass

 

[flea]

dudes liver gonna shut down before he even hits 30

U think so?

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Trust me dog, I tried doing that but my body just ain't gonna catch a buzz with a couple beers. I have to drink the hard stuff. And way too many empty calories with beer

You need to switch to vodka instead of dark shyt or tequila

Mix with Sprite


And a 5th a night

Your liver hates you

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

And when I do you'll be the first fakkit like "me and flea had our differences, but he was cool " trying to get daps u chlamydia victim

Ill be break dancing on your grave

You broke alcoholic chorizo loving homo

 

[JahFocus CS]

So... stop smelling like alcohol then

Or just get fired if that's too tall a task

 

[606onit]

Yea because they will be more than happy to tell me who first accused me. Here's some Chapstick for sucking all that dikk dumbass

N**** f*** you you're the f***** who's working at a call center and you're going to lose your f****** job because you keep drinking you f****** piece of s*** f***** don't get smart with me you piece of s***. It's your job more worth a damn you wouldn't never have been in this predicament.

 

[606onit]

Watching your life steadily sink into the toilet will be entertaining for a year or two

If youre really drinking a fifth a night you got bigger problems then just your job you fukking degenerate

His father raised a fakkit

 

[Grand Cru Boo]

Switch up op before you out here assed out drinking two fifths a day unemployed. If you drinking so much where you smell like the shyt then maybe you need to go get professional help.

Never mix business with pleasure. Never!

 

[StickStickly]

A fifth like a bottle. I remember when I thought it was impossible but some nights I die a fifth and a pint.

Yeah a fifth. a bottle.

Well damn breh, if you're going to quit make sure you talk to a doctor. Alcohol is one of the few substances you can die from when you detox.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

Be a functioning alcoholic brehs

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

U think so?

Uh yeah. If you continue your current drinking path your going to die a horrible and painful death in a few years, no joke. Liver failure is no bueno!

 

[SirReginald]

shyt sucks cause I never drink on the job. I'm 100% sober on my shift, but I drink a 5th a night so the next morning I still smell like alcohol. I've been doing this since I was 19 and now it's like an issue with this company. Why does it matter if I do an immaculate job, make the company BANDS, but I just smell like booze? The job is being done and money is being made what sucks even more is that every morning I put on clear eyes, drench myself in expensive cologne, I fabreeze my clothes every morning, and I rinse with mouthwash after I brush. How the fukk do I still smell like booze?

Maybe it's time to stop drinking alcohol.