Got called a suspect in target this am :to:

[flea]

I went to HS with a guy who works/worked there. I saw him there about a year ago. We were choppin it up for aa minute, then I guess he saw somebody stealing something. He did the

motion mid sentence and took off.

About 5 minutes later, I see dude stalking somebody crouching like Blanka behind some clothes.

Last time I talked to that dude or shopped at Walmart:staceyhmm:

They're trained to be faggits. That's why @lolwutdawg worked there

 

[aqualung]

Politely ask the loss prevention specialist where stuff is. Pleasantly ask them to show you where each item is (and not just direct you). And then ask loss prevention to carry your items for you as you shop. THEY WILL NOT DECLINE, and you get a free slave for as long as you shop.

I have done it multiple times. Make annoying small talk, request item recommendations, and take super long to comparison shop for cheap shyt. THEY CANNOT DECLINE TO HOLD AN ARMFUL OF YOUR STUFF. What the fukk else are they getting paid to do? They will haul your shyt to the register, but rarely will they help you to the parking lot.

confront
Confront
CONFRONT

I can tell that some of you were not raised comfortably in the suburbs. You have no sense of entitlement.

Ever been followed when you pushed a cart or when you carried a portable plastic basket? No? Me neither. But ghetto NYC dept stores do not offer carts and baskets. <-- I learned that this year when my loss prevention slave could not fetch one. :-/

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

at least it wasn't Walmart,they would've Jade Helm'ed your ass and used you for target practice in the warehouse..

 

[aqualung]

...
i was about to go off but he was a white male who worked the registers at walmart at 40plus age...

You did not turn and make pleasant small talk?
You did not ask him to ring your shyt up for you?
You did not ask his age?
You did not inquire about how he came to be 40+ years old working loss prevention beside teen HS students? He has an awesome recession sob story, I bet.

YOU ARE REALLY GOOD AT RESISTING TEMPTATION. God will bless you richly for it.

In law school, white female attorneys would brag about how much slick shyt one can get away with saying if one uses a calm tone and low-ish volume. Such shyt talking in corporate contexts == "micro-aggression."

I shop at Sam's Club without the membership card. They try to stop me, but... "Could you just hold this for a minute? Where is the pharmacy dept? Your customer service is stellar. Thanks, uh...George." Why don't I ever get kicked out? I have no fukking clue.

 

[Jesus]

Who would win in that scenario..

You're a c00n for patronizing them after they followed and accused you.

 

[Jesus]

Politely ask the loss prevention specialist where stuff is. Pleasantly ask them to show you where each item is (and not just direct you). And then ask loss prevention to carry your items for you as you shop. THEY WILL NOT DECLINE, and you get a free slave for as long as you shop.

I have done it multiple times. Make annoying small talk, request item recommendations, and take super long to comparison shop for cheap shyt. THEY CANNOT DECLINE TO HOLD AN ARMFUL OF YOUR STUFF. What the fukk else are they getting paid to do? They will haul your shyt to the register, but rarely will they help you to the parking lot.

confront
Confront
CONFRONT

I can tell that some of you were not raised comfortably in the suburbs. You have no sense of entitlement.

Ever been followed when you pushed a cart or when you carried a portable plastic basket? No? Me neither. But ghetto NYC dept stores do not offer carts and baskets. <-- I learned that this year when my loss prevention slave could not fetch one. :-/

 

[MAGNETO.]

I've done that before, except I let them scan all my shyt and when it was time to pay I just said "I changed my mind, I don't wanna buy from a store that discriminates" walked out like

 

[Steezy]

You're a c00n for patronizing them after they followed and accused you.

Youre just as bad as the sista who called me in

 

[Edub]

Your wallet and your self respect.

But not his time or gas tank though...

 

[Edub]

Youre just as bad as the sista who called me in

U did the right thing bruh...would've been wasted gas and time not completing your mission...you completed the mission and didn't allow your face to suffer...if u don't buy, target ain't missing your dollars but u still outta the time and gas spent, imo u won bruh...Devils trying to hold back ya flyness, u persevered

 

[WuDatWuDat]

I would have asked her what I was a suspect for and made a scene to be honest. But I'm an a$$hole and I'm white so if I made a scene they'd probably give me free face wash for life, whereas you'd probably catch a right hook and a boot out the door.

You're a bytch for actually spending money there though. You're lucky I can't neg.

 

[WuDatWuDat]

But not his time or gas tank though...

Let time and gas be more important than your dignity and self-respect brehs

The chances of him being the first to walk in that store and be unjustly targeted are incredibly low. I bet everyone else that it happened to did the same damn thing. shyt won't change if they think that you're going to buy the stuff anyway. They need customers, customers don't need them. There's plenty of other stores.

 

[Steezy]

I would have asked her what I was a suspect for and made a scene to be honest. But I'm an a$$hole and I'm white so if I made a scene they'd probably give me free face wash for life, whereas you'd probably catch a right hook and a boot out the door.

You're a bytch for actually spending money there though. You're lucky I can't neg.

luckily I can you pasty cave bytch

 

[Broad Street Bully]

Ayy breh you ain't even black, yeen never gotta worry about this

How you like that neg doe? :bussa::godmo:

 

[WuDatWuDat]

luckily I can you pasty cave bytch

Get mad because I speak the truth breh.

MLK ain't get murdered for you to get targeted in a store and then hand them money for racially profiling you.

Rosa Parks ain't get arrested for you to get treated unequally.


Thanks for the neg though . Good thing target doesn't have a neg system or they'd be in trouble.