Got caught fukkin in the car this weekend.

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I had sex with the same chick OP

But when I knew her she only had a bike

that handlebar sex tho :wow::patrice:
 

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:ohhh::ohhh::ohhh::ohhh::ohhh:

This shyt is CRAZY cause the same thing happened to me this weekend. I'm in college and my girl came to visit me at my mom's house for the weekend. We weren't risking doing it while my mom was in the house, so we thought we'd be slick and pull the car out to this small parking lot in the dark in my neighborhood. :takedat:

The first night we head out at like 1:30 AM and no one was there and everything was straight. The next night we head out again, this time a little earlier at 10 oclock, and I notice the same car from the night before was still parked in the same spot, but I thought nothing of it and parked in between this car and another one. :francis: Mistake nikka.

We get started, everything is straight, we finally get naked and I'm about to put it in, when I see a figure walking towards my car in the distance. I tell my girl to get down and be quiet and I layed on top of her in the backseat of my whip, until we figured out what the fukk was happening and if it was a cop or not. Turns out that car I saw earlier had broke down, and this nikka somehow got a mechanic out there at 10 oclock at night to fix it :beli::beli: These nikkas are in the car next to us bruh, literally parked right fukking next to my car.

I'm laying over my girl listening like :dahell: is these nikkas doing out here, while my girl is freaking out literally on some :merchant::damn::damn::damn::damn: shyt....alternating between crying and laughing.

I tell her to be quiet so I can hear them talking and say if they see us I'm hopping in the front, butt ass naked, and speeding the fukk out of there like I'm Jeff Gordon. This nikka pulls out a flash light and starts using it and I'm just like :mindblown: really brooooo cmon. I got my girls panties and clothes laying in the rear view window of my car. We stay down for like 15 minutes until finally they drive off. After they leave I get the fukk outta there.....around 2:30 that same night we go back and finish what we started :smugbiden:

After I tell my girl to go out and see if she could see me in my car using the flashlight from her phone, to see if the guy could see us....she dies laughing and says she can see me perfectly and that the dude definitely saw us but didn't say anything :dead::dead::dead:
 

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1st night smashes got me all messed up. Now I expect to smash everytime on the 1st date. If I dont, I delete their #s
 

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I was hoping you'd end this with and then my mom woke me up with "nikka you forgot to take out the trash". Interesting story, but ain't no cop letting nikkas fukking get away with shyt. :pachaha:
 
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