Got caught fukkin in the car this weekend.

[-G$-]

I don't understand the Coli...

You guys hate on thots and girls with high body counts all day yet brag to each other when you smash one



Make up ya fukkin mind

 

[Miggs]

Hope the first thing you did afterwards was jump back in the restaurant and wash ur fingers....Heat of the moment you aint thin king about it but RIGHT AFTER first thing id be thinking is them quesadillas under my finger nails...

 

[Just like bruddas]

I don't understand the Coli...

You guys hate on thots and girls with high body counts all day yet brag to each other when you smash one



Make up ya fukkin mind

You're mistaken friend, I don't judge women. Why would I shot myself in the food like that

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

I was meeting with a date at TGIF. We met off POF and we just been talking off and on for like 2 months. So we chilling it's around 10 and it's half off appetizers and drinks in the bar area . Electric Lemonade and boneless wings had me like . So we are laughing and joking around, having a nice time. I fell in love with her hair, it was just so natural and smelled like fruit and tea tree oil. So she comes closer to me and rests her head on my shoulders, turns out she big shoulders and my cologne had her chilling. (nautica voyage). She got quiet, on me for a second and I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she really liked me, but she wasnt ready for a relationship.

She just started grad school and her job just got harder because she's a lead now. She didnt want me to get upset, I told her even though I'm a little disappoint, but I respect her decision. Told her society pressure women too much to settle down, have kids and start a family at the height of their life, told her it's all good. Just handle her handle, don't worry about anyone or anything else.

So she kisses me on the cheek, I turned and seen her eyes and she had tears in them. So we kissed and made out. So we leaving out, she just bought a new car I think. I walked her to the car, and looked inside. She asked if I wanted to drive it, I told her later. I'm kinda tipsy from the drinks. She was too, she said we can chill in her car until it wear off. I'm like " she setting it up now I see" We go to back seat and out of nowhere she grabs my phone, puts it in the front seat and unzips my pants. Asked if I had condoms, of course I did. We fukking and fukking hard too. She was I'm choking her, putting my finger in her ass. Pulling her hair, shyt is official.

Soon as she takes off her bra we hear a tap on the window. fukking police condom wrapper on the floor, her underwear is off. We trying to look presentable and shyt, the windows are tinted so it bought us sometime. Rolled down the window, cop is asking us if everything is alright. We like yeah, we good. Cop said ok just checking, now go get a room and have a nice night . Nice time I catch this happening again. I giving y'all fines and towing the car.

She drove me to my parking spot and we left. Cop following us out of the town but

what a night.

Did this nikka just write a excerpt from a erotic novel

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

@Willstyles our black queens deserve more than a quick fukk in the car. I'm disappointed in you.

 

[XII]

Officer angel to the rescue saving two individuals from degrading themselves in a car while hammered off booze and demonic intoxication.

And yall say F the police. Clearly many police are friends of friends when they save friends from hurting friendship with the Lord.

Still intercourse in a backseat with a stranger.. Maybe you should have hopped in the backseat and unzipped your bible from its cover case and showed the same passion reading Corinthians.

.It's so demonic, friends.

real shyt, this need to be the new

@3Rivers

 

[Strawberry]

You're mistaken friend, I don't judge women. Why would I shot myself in the food like that

Ok, ok, I see you.

But MOST Coli dudes just shyt on thots & women with high body counts all day.

 

[Robert California]

I was meeting with a date at TGIF. We met off POF and we just been talking off and on for like 2 months. So we chilling it's around 10 and it's half off appetizers and drinks in the bar area . Electric Lemonade and boneless wings had me like . So we are laughing and joking around, having a nice time. I fell in love with her hair, it was just so natural and smelled like fruit and tea tree oil. So she comes closer to me and rests her head on my shoulders, turns out she big shoulders and my cologne had her chilling. (nautica voyage). She got quiet, on me for a second and I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she really liked me, but she wasnt ready for a relationship.

She just started grad school and her job just got harder because she's a lead now. She didnt want me to get upset, I told her even though I'm a little disappoint, but I respect her decision. Told her society pressure women too much to settle down, have kids and start a family at the height of their life, told her it's all good. Just handle her handle, don't worry about anyone or anything else.

So she kisses me on the cheek, I turned and seen her eyes and she had tears in them. So we kissed and made out. So we leaving out, she just bought a new car I think. I walked her to the car, and looked inside. She asked if I wanted to drive it, I told her later. I'm kinda tipsy from the drinks. She was too, she said we can chill in her car until it wear off. I'm like " she setting it up now I see" We go to back seat and out of nowhere she grabs my phone, puts it in the front seat and unzips my pants. Asked if I had condoms, of course I did. We fukking and fukking hard too. She was I'm choking her, putting my finger in her ass. Pulling her hair, shyt is official.

Soon as she takes off her bra we hear a tap on the window. fukking police condom wrapper on the floor, her underwear is off. We trying to look presentable and shyt, the windows are tinted so it bought us sometime. Rolled down the window, cop is asking us if everything is alright. We like yeah, we good. Cop said ok just checking, now go get a room and have a nice night . Nice time I catch this happening again. I giving y'all fines and towing the car.

She drove me to my parking spot and we left. Cop following us out of the town but

what a night.

I've been caught twice
Never actually sucsessfully pulled off the car smash
First time was in HS...we were just making out with our shirts off and shyt.
I had my pants unbuckled...ready for action just in case
Two fukking park rangers pull up on us like, "you know this is a State Park and we can haul you to jail for this shyt?"
But they let us go

2nd time was mid-stroke
Cop shined his light on us from the distance.
My girl was like - "Start kissing me"
That shyt didn't work, but the cop was cool...I had enough time to pull out and zip my pants up and shyt.
He let us go. Good thing too, b/c she lived right around the corner from the parking lot we were at..
He could've called her parents

 

[KOOL-AID]

@3Rivers

done already :allwayslion:

 

[CurrencyChase]

no pictures..? at lease one pic from her POF profile..you need more peoples..

 

[Vice Queen]

I'm having flashbacks to when me and the old man met.


The urgency.

The cramped space

Being face down against the front seat of the Dodge.....

Then there was that time after the Canelo/Mayweather fight where the cops caught us in the alley and I had to put on an Oscar worthy performance to convince them that he wasn't hurting me or anything.


Good times.

 

[ryshy]

Is it sad that I eat at restaurants maybe 5 times a year

 

[Kenny West]

They can give you a ticket for that?

They really followed you out of town though. fukkin pigs were dedicated to that cockblock

 

[VegasCAC]

I was getting some car dome in the drivers seat once in a casino parking lot and I see this incredulous black security guard roll up on me

I was pretty drunk (we just left the club), and she was really into it giving that good sloppy toppy so she didn't even notice


At first he doesn't see what's going on lookin at me like then realizing the situation and


I signal through the window as he's creeping closer to

This whole time she's still goin in, head bobbin up and down in plain view of this dude

He stops like a couple feet away from the car, and I'm feeling like
But right as I think he's gonna tap the window he doesn't do anything. He just turns around kind of loitering as she's finishing up

If I was sober I'd probably be too embarrassed to carry on but at that point I'm about to nut and I'm lit so I don't care


So she finishes up. Swallowed the nut and cleaned the tip too

I see my boy outside looking like


I put my dikk back, I give him the thumbs up and he takes a couple steps toward the car and as she's recovering herself he taps the window

I open the window and he's like "ya'll doin alright in here?"

I said yeah, we were just leaving
He said "Alright have a good night stay safe"

We take off, and she was like "that was close"

I said "yeah for sure. If he came any earlier..."

To this day that's my security guard mayne

 

[Gold]

I'm having flashbacks to when me and the old man met.


The urgency.

The cramped space

Being face down against the front seat of the Dodge.....

Then there was that time after the Canelo/Mayweather fight where the cops caught us in the alley and I had to put on an Oscar worthy performance to convince them that he wasn't hurting me or anything.


Good times.

What's stopping those good times from happening now?

Too much and not enough ?