Got caught fukkin in the car this weekend.

[Music Fiend]

I was meeting with a date at TGIF. We met off POF and we just been talking off and on for like 2 months. So we chilling it's around 10 and it's half off appetizers and drinks in the bar area . Electric Lemonade and boneless wings had me like . So we are laughing and joking around, having a nice time. I fell in love with her hair, it was just so natural and smelled like fruit and tea tree oil. So she comes closer to me and rests her head on my shoulders, turns out she big shoulders and my cologne had her chilling. (nautica voyage). She got quiet, on me for a second and I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she really liked me, but she wasnt ready for a relationship.

She just started grad school and her job just got harder because she's a lead now. She didnt want me to get upset, I told her even though I'm a little disappoint, but I respect her decision. Told her society pressure women too much to settle down, have kids and start a family at the height of their life, told her it's all good. Just handle her handle, don't worry about anyone or anything else.

So she kisses me on the cheek, I turned and seen her eyes and she had tears in them. So we kissed and made out. So we leaving out, she just bought a new car I think. I walked her to the car, and looked inside. She asked if I wanted to drive it, I told her later. I'm kinda tipsy from the drinks. She was too, she said we can chill in her car until it wear off. I'm like " she setting it up now I see" We go to back seat and out of nowhere she grabs my phone, puts it in the front seat and unzips my pants. Asked if I had condoms, of course I did. We fukking and fukking hard too. She was I'm choking her, putting my finger in her ass. Pulling her hair, shyt is official.

Soon as she takes off her bra we hear a tap on the window. fukking police condom wrapper on the floor, her underwear is off. We trying to look presentable and shyt, the windows are tinted so it bought us sometime. Rolled down the window, cop is asking us if everything is alright. We like yeah, we good. Cop said ok just checking, now go get a room and have a nice night . Nice time I catch this happening again. I giving y'all fines and towing the car.

She drove me to my parking spot and we left. Cop following us out of the town but

what a night.

Been there multiple times breh. Don't sweat it. I've been busted like 4 times that i can remember off top.

They obviously dont really care about it unless its really disturbing the public.

 

[skeetsinternal]

TGIF on rt 3 ? Parking lots of companies with nightshifts, apt complex parking lots and underground garages worked for me. I fukked in a grocery store parking lot and got caught by maplewood police in a chics motherinlaw's car before, even the lot outside the gym toward the Newark Police station,it happens. I ain't know pof chics used condoms



@Willstyles

 

[╭∩╮(-_-)╭∩╮]

Got caught in a library parking lot and behind a closed HEB in high school. She was straight freak.

 

[Just like bruddas]

TGIF on rt 3 ? Parking lots of companies with nightshifts, apt complex parking lots and underground garages worked for me. I fukked in a grocery store parking lot and got caught by maplewood police in a chics motherinlaw's car before, even the lot outside the gym toward the Newark Police station,it happens. I ain't know pof chics used condoms



@Willstyles

Out there on 22 and as for the gym parking lot everyone be fukking out there. That's the creep spot. I be seeing a lot of side piece action friday nights

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Go straight to the room!

You can't fukk in a car unless it's a Tahoe and you lay the seats down or something like that. I need to get to the bottom of that dish and back seats ain't the move.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Out there on 22 and as for the gym parking lot everyone be fukking out there. That's the creep spot. I be seeing a lot of side piece action friday nights

Oh, I know.i hit some some sweaty gym p*ssy after a workout a few nights back in the day.

 

[the cac mamba]

Officer angel to the rescue saving two individuals from degrading themselves in a car while hammered off booze and demonic intoxication.

And yall say F the police. Clearly many police are friends of friends when they save friends from hurting friendship with the Lord.

Still intercourse in a backseat with a stranger.. Maybe you should have hopped in the backseat and unzipped your bible from its cover case and showed the same passion reading Corinthians.

.It's so demonic, friends.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

You never take issue with anything demonic only friends telling people what's rIght. We don't want our daughters being plied with booze and degraded in back seats talking about

"I'm not ready for a relationship because i want money so can i just have some sperm in your car instead?"

It's disgusting Friend. You're still barely a man so these concepts are still foreign to you as you shake off your admiration for demonic trash and slowly become a real man.

It's so demonic, friend.

 

[PewPew]

Happened to me and my ex in a park after dark. Luckily our clothes werent off yet

 

[Just like bruddas]

Oh, I know.i hit some some sweaty gym p*ssy after a workout a few nights back in the day.

That chick behind the counter though? I been trying to get her for a min now

 

[Kaypain]

Happened to me before but the Cop was black and he was cheesing his ass off some shyt. My girl was like we just watching a movie, Cop gave her the , "mam I was sitting out here for 10 mins, yall cant do that here sorry."
before he left he gave me the look.

College times brehs

 

[skeetsinternal]

That chick behind the counter though? I been trying to get her for a min now

somebody hitting that

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Never been caught *knocks on wood*

 

[Just like bruddas]

somebody hitting that

noooo

 

[Sccit]

I GET HEAD ON THE HIGHWAY AND SLOW DOWN WHEN TRUCKERS PASS BY SO THEY CAN GET JELLY, NO