Got caught fukkin in the car this weekend.

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Yeah they made it super strong that night, I wanted to say I think we should move but it was too intense to stop.



:yeshrug:



It's like 80 over here.



She told me to take it out though, but I knew she liked it
Oh I understand perfectly. I've been in that equation many times, thats why u get a pass.
 

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This is the LEAST erotic story about sex i've ever read.
How you have a story that long and leave out all the good parts

Ol I took her to Applebee's because it was too hot out for a walk in the park. Well, it wasn't that hot but it was hot enough to where I would have began to sweat approximately 29 minutes into the walk, which would not have been attractive in the least. I'd say about 79 degrees Fahrenheit. So we went to Applebee's and I ordered the 2 for $10 platter not because I was low on cash but because the picture of buffalo wings looked very appetizing on the menu. I ordered them mildly spicy so the fumes from the hot sauce would not overshadow my cologne (Voyage by Nautica). We ate in silence as I imagined our life together. We would have 3 kids, all boys and maybe a dog if there was a cure for my allerg[...]

Next thing I know, we was fukking

Then the cops showed up

The End


@Willstyles get back in here, I feel robbed :dahell:
 

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How you have a story that long and leave out all the good parts

Ol I took her to Applebee's because it was too hot out for a walk in the park. Well, it wasn't that hot but it was hot enough to where I would have began to sweat approximately 29 minutes into the walk, which would not have been attractive in the least. I'd say about 79 degrees Fahrenheit. So we went to Applebee's and I ordered the 2 for $10 platter not because I was low on cash but because the picture of buffalo wings looked very appetizing on the menu. I ordered them mildly spicy so the fumes from the hot sauce would not overshadow my cologne (Voyage by Nautica). We ate in silence as I imagined our life together. We would have 3 kids, all boys and maybe a dog if there was a cure for my allerg[...]

Next thing I know, we was fukking

Then the cops showed up

The End


@Willstyles get back in here, I feel robbed :dahell:

YANNO??

This nicca talmbat her feelings and goals, and she cried first and chit...he ain't say nothing about what kind of lips she had
or nothing...I am flaccid.
 

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How you have a story that long and leave out all the good parts

Ol I took her to Applebee's because it was too hot out for a walk in the park. Well, it wasn't that hot but it was hot enough to where I would have began to sweat approximately 29 minutes into the walk, which would not have been attractive in the least. I'd say about 79 degrees Fahrenheit. So we went to Applebee's and I ordered the 2 for $10 platter not because I was low on cash but because the picture of buffalo wings looked very appetizing on the menu. I ordered them mildly spicy so the fumes from the hot sauce would not overshadow my cologne (Voyage by Nautica). We ate in silence as I imagined our life together. We would have 3 kids, all boys and maybe a dog if there was a cure for my allerg[...]

Next thing I know, we was fukking

Then the cops showed up

The End


@Willstyles get back in here, I feel robbed :dahell:

YANNO??

This nicca talmbat her feelings and goals, and she cried first and chit...he ain't say nothing about what kind of lips she had
or nothing...I am flaccid.

:beli: this ain't erotica
 

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I was meeting with a date at TGIF. We met off POF and we just been talking off and on for like 2 months. So we chilling it's around 10 and it's half off appetizers and drinks in the bar area :win:. Electric Lemonade and boneless wings had me like :ahh:. So we are laughing and joking around, having a nice time. I fell in love with her hair, it was just so natural and smelled like fruit and tea tree oil. So she comes closer to me and rests her head on my shoulders, turns out she big shoulders and my cologne had her chilling. (nautica voyage). She got quiet, on me for a second and I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she really liked me, but she wasnt ready for a relationship.

She just started grad school and her job just got harder because she's a lead now. She didnt want me to get upset, I told her even though I'm a little disappoint, but I respect her decision. Told her society pressure women too much to settle down, have kids and start a family at the height of their life, told her it's all good. Just handle her handle, don't worry about anyone or anything else.

So she kisses me on the cheek, I turned and seen her eyes and she had tears in them. So we kissed and made out. So we leaving out, she just bought a new car I think. I walked her to the car, and looked inside. She asked if I wanted to drive it, I told her later. I'm kinda tipsy from the drinks. She was too, she said we can chill in her car until it wear off. I'm like " :heh: she setting it up now I see" We go to back seat and out of nowhere she grabs my phone, puts it in the front seat and unzips my pants. Asked if I had condoms, of course I did. We fukking and fukking hard too. She was :wow: I'm choking her, putting my finger in her ass. Pulling her hair, shyt is official.

Soon as she takes off her bra we hear a tap on the window:francis:. fukking police :snoop: condom wrapper on the floor, her underwear is off. We trying to look presentable and shyt, the windows are tinted so it bought us sometime. Rolled down the window, cop is asking us if everything is alright. We like yeah, we good. Cop said ok just checking, now go get a room and have a nice night :upsetfavre:. Nice time I catch this happening again. I giving y'all fines and towing the car.

She drove me to my parking spot and we left. Cop following us out of the town:scust: but

:ahh: what a night.
Don't want to be a stickler for hygiene, but your finger would have had poop bacteria on it.... and that got on everything you touched.
 
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