Ask to eat brehs.
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Data-Hawk
I have no strings on me.
It’s all fun and games for the female until they run into a @Crayola Coyote
I'm saying breh.
Imagine how low you gotta think of yourself if you gonna buy a girl food and then beg her if you can eat the food that you bought in her presence???
Who raised these simps?
Not really. It ain't simpin if they've done something to deserve it. But no not all men do shyt like give random broads they're attracted to food.
Bless't
Living the dream
I underestimate it sometimes breh.
I'm not attracted to my receptionist at all (she's white), but apparently she has enough pull to get free lunch whenever she wants.
Thank God i'm not a woman, I would be abusing this shyt.
You have no idea how much oatmeal I would be eating
Nice.
Mindfield333
Superstar
Now this is a come up.I was chilling with my hippy chick one time a while ago and I just finished smashing when she was like "let's go get some drinks". I was like "nah I cant, my pockets hurting" lying like a mf because I really just didnt wanna spend money on her.
So she tells me hold on. Rolls me a L, and goes to her computer desk. She starts talking to the camera and I heard a few dings, she took her top off and all I heard was doing ding ding ding. Breh in about 30 min she finessed about $300. Brought a nikka top shelf reserve whiskey all night and paid for the uber.
God bless yall simps
I've randomly given a homeless person 5 bucks so Jimmy John's is nothing
Mirin4rmfar
Superstar
Because they want an 8 and above men instead of getting with some simps who will worship the ground they walk on lol.r
Mirin4rmfar
Superstar
Naw, I don't believe in buying a woman's attention
. If I can't pull you with my looks and personality/mouthpiece, I am not for you. SIMPS are trying to buy their time. I was a bar once I approached this one chick, all talk..she first gave me an attitude..then she came around....some simps started buying her drinks all night. She hits me with the 
meet me by the bathroom, gives me her number lol.Taking a female friend out to eat isn't simping, buying shyt for a woman you use to mess with isn't simping. If a woman I use to kick it hits me up needing help with something, I don't mind giving her time. But buying shyt n doing shyt in order for you to think I am worthy of being with you is never happening
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STEVE
MIami Beach on the check-in.
"I would not buy a bytch a CHOCOLATE MILK."
This is crazy. I don't mind paying for drinks on a date because I am drinking most of them anyways but this is just insanity.
This is crazy. I don't mind paying for drinks on a date because I am drinking most of them anyways but this is just insanity.
Crayola: man I'm starving
bytch: Want me to buy you food?
Crayola: No
bytch: My follo-
Crayola: Shut the fukk up you estrogen filled inferior being
Thousands of years ago in the motherland you useless baby holders would kill just to sniff our nutsacks entitled bytch.Crayola: man I'm starving
bytch: Want me to buy you food?
Crayola: No
bytch: My follo-
Crayola: Shut the fukk up you estrogen filled inferior being
Yoooooo
Im dyin
Not hard to believe. My female friend at Rice University, used to get free food from dudes she met on POF, OkCupid, Tinder and etc.
She is a 6,5 in terms of face, but she is in very good shape, big ass and average size good looking t*ts. Her face is clean as f, even with no make up, and her smile is also super clean and white.
Dudes would send her food or take her to expensive places like The Capital Grille,Ruth's Chris Steak House, The Palm Houston.
And she would always ask for a To-Go portion just to eat with her roommates/friends
No Chili's, Chipotle, Pollo Campero, Olive Garden and shyt like that.
Interesting part is, these were not pathetic dudes who were flexing money or guns in their pictures. We are talking about dudes with high incomes.
She is a 6,5 in terms of face, but she is in very good shape, big ass and average size good looking t*ts. Her face is clean as f, even with no make up, and her smile is also super clean and white.
Dudes would send her food or take her to expensive places like The Capital Grille,Ruth's Chris Steak House, The Palm Houston.
And she would always ask for a To-Go portion just to eat with her roommates/friends
No Chili's, Chipotle, Pollo Campero, Olive Garden and shyt like that.
Interesting part is, these were not pathetic dudes who were flexing money or guns in their pictures. We are talking about dudes with high incomes.
Elim Garak
Veteran
You lost for consuming foods from Jimmy Johns