Greg Monroe pisses himself after getting arrested

[FaTaL]

http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2014/09/detroit_pistons_greg_monroe_ur.html

Detroit Pistons' forward Greg Monroe, who is facing a two-game suspension after NBA officials learned he pleaded guilty to impaired driving in April, "urinated on himself during the booking process," the Huntington Woods police report documenting his arrest says.

 

[Swiggy]

 

[无名的]

It'd be funny. . . except what probably really happened is he politely informed the officers he had to urinate several times. The officers probably continually said some dumb ass shyt like, "You should have thought about that before you committed a crime." Then to feel better about their miserable lives that necessitates torturous displays of power, they denied him use of the restroom to the point of him being forced to urinate himself, rather than choosing to put his health at risk by holding his bladder.

It says he blew a 0.09. That's buzzed. That's not piss yourself wasted.

And while I'm here... immediately plead the 5th. Don't consent to any searches. Refer matters to your attorney. Crack the window. Don't make eye contact with officers because they will accuse you of looking drunk, even if you're stone cold sober. Refuse the breathalyzer and field sobriety tests.

 

[Taadow]

Detroit Pissed-on!

 

[USSInsiders]

i'd be pissed if that happened to me

 

[ORDER_66]

 

[MJ Freedom]

That would really piss me off.

 

[Made Man]

wrong thread

 

[Bilz]

It'd be funny. . . except what probably really happened is he politely informed the officers he had to urinate several times. The officers probably continually said some dumb ass shyt like, "You should have thought about that before you committed a crime." Then to feel better about their miserable lives that necessitates torturous displays of power, they denied him use of the restroom to the point of him being forced to urinate himself, rather than choosing to put his health at risk by holding his bladder.

It says he blew a 0.09. That's buzzed. That's not piss yourself wasted.

And while I'm here... immediately plead the 5th. Don't consent to any searches. Refer matters to your attorney. Crack the window. Don't make eye contact with officers because they will accuse you of looking drunk, even if you're stone cold sober. Refuse the breathalyzer and field sobriety tests.

Yep, people are too nice to cops. If you are buzzed when you get pulled over, they're not going to feel bad for you or go easy on you because you were overly nice and cooperative. When a cop pulls a person over, they're not looking to see how polite or compassionate a person is, they're looking for a reason to arrest them. The more cooperative people are and the more they consent to nonsense requests, the more opportunities a cop has to charge them with something.

If a cop lets a buzzed driver go free and the driver crashes into someone 5 minutes later, that officer is going to have a lot of questions to answer. They're not putting themselves at risk for someone they don't even know.

 

[Truth Hurts]

i'd be pissed if that happened to me

 

[O.T.I.S.]

It's not a good look but not funny neither

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

Monroe use to be the man when he was in high school. Dude really makes New Orleans look bad now.

 

[Trill Bellamy]

 

[Stealth]

It'd be funny. . . except what probably really happened is he politely informed the officers he had to urinate several times. The officers probably continually said some dumb ass shyt like, "You should have thought about that before you committed a crime." Then to feel better about their miserable lives that necessitates torturous displays of power, they denied him use of the restroom to the point of him being forced to urinate himself, rather than choosing to put his health at risk by holding his bladder.

It says he blew a 0.09. That's buzzed. That's not piss yourself wasted.

And while I'm here... immediately plead the 5th. Don't consent to any searches. Refer matters to your attorney. Crack the window. Don't make eye contact with officers because they will accuse you of looking drunk, even if you're stone cold sober. Refuse the breathalyzer and field sobriety tests.

Where can i learn about laws and rights? Most people don't know anything about it and they let cops just abuse them bc of it

 

[BigE214]

Where can i learn about laws and rights? Most people don't know anything about it and they let cops just abuse them bc of it

Law school :orlykidd: