Guy gets g-checked for wearing army uniform :mjlol:

[BeeCityRoller]

"I'm whats called a Tac-1, all I do is....I go out on missions"

 

[Beerus]

both of the dudes in the video are fukkboys

fat cac for pretending to be in the army. other cac for caring so much

Oh sure especially when he had friends die when he was there too.
But you right he a fukkboy right?

To put it simple. I see a fukkboi impersonating...I automatically think about aaallll the training I had to endure, nights of sleep i missed, meals i missed, blood, sweat, no tears , years in the desert, losing friends, building bonds.....

Nakkas be thinking its brainwash, nah it's a brotherhood. You go through fukkin hell with group of men that would risk life to save yours/vice versa....the shyt kinda urks. My first roomate was a redneck from Kansas, this dude didn't speak to me for 2 months. One night we get into a fist fight over the last 2 Michelobs and 4 hours later he telling me his life story...long story short..we cool for life. That shared experience bruh, can't have civilians fukkin playing dressup for coochie. Nah.

Exactly man nikkas think this army shyt is some joke.
Imagine President Obama or some other President said Tommorow the US army is disbanded over seas and at home, and oh yeah all them soldiers had chips in em and they gon die after he's done with his speech.
The US is taken over within a month tops.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

fukk the ranks, the medals and the uniform. The fact that he's calling himself an army ranger looking like a fat tub of gummy bears is the dead give away.


Too lazy to run a proper con ALL of the information you need to impersonate an us serviceman is online, but nikkas want to get cute and go by what they see on TV or what they think sounds good.

 

[froggle]

I feel the same way when I see offbrand niccas try to C-walk.

I feel the same way when I see offbrand niccas try to C-walk.

 

[DrX]

dude out here honor hustling....its all good tho, everything in this country is a damn lie anyway including the sucker doing the interview

 

[Mr Rager]

Piece of shyt

 

[Super Ramon]

To put it simple. I see a fukkboi impersonating...I automatically think about aaallll the training I had to endure, nights of sleep i missed, meals i missed, blood, sweat, no tears , years in the desert, losing friends, building bonds.....

Nakkas be thinking its brainwash, nah it's a brotherhood. You go through fukkin hell with group of men that would risk life to save yours/vice versa....the shyt kinda urks. My first roomate was a redneck from Kansas, this dude didn't speak to me for 2 months. One night we get into a fist fight over the last 2 Michelobs and 4 hours later he telling me his life story...long story short..we cool for life. That shared experience bruh, can't have civilians fukkin playing dressup for coochie. Nah.

:childplease2:

 

[Scuti]

what im really wonderin is if he got any discount for wearin that uniform from that store he just ran up out of
probably not, that fat dude was prolly like "man fukk this, i got all dressed up and shyt, come out, and dont even get a discount. oh hold up, now i got some educated fukker runnin up on me asking questions i fukked up. hopefully i can out of here before shyt gets outta hand"

also why the hell dont any of these dudes film horizontally?

 

[Wildin]

I feel the same way when I see offbrand niccas try to C-walk.

I punk lil nikkas all the time claimin blood, crip and other gangs. I have stammering and stuttering a so much they bite their tongue. I have met a few that were real, but they dont display it like the fakes who run around sayin "Im a blood!" "Im a crip"

Working with kids in a juvenile correctional facility is too much fun, just callin them out...its more fun than adults should have instigating teenagers.

My favorite story came from this 12 year old. He claims he's a blood. So I'm like

Word? I know a few and knew a few, howd you get in?
I was born in.....
Really?
My dad is a blood
Oh, whats your dads name or what block is he from?
Well I dont know my real dad, but my stepdad is also a blood but I got in because when I was homeless this I met this kid and we started kickin it because we were both homeless, so we'd steal from <insert name of convenience store> and sleep at <insert name of local park> and rob cars from <insert random popular geographical location>
So he just 'let' you in?
Yeah, kinda he's 2 years older than me and he introduced me to some real people and they started to call me his little brother and I was in
Where's he at now?
He's dead, I told you about my boy <insert name>
Oh yea you did tell me that (he did tell me that), how did he die?
We were hanging out at <insert popular park> at like 3 in the morning and 2 guys tried to rob us and my boy pulled out knife and a guy shot him. I had stolen my stepdads handgun and I shot the guy who shot my boy but they ran off. I held my boy and he died in my arms, then I ran
**im shaking my head at all the lies** Damn man, sorry to hear that...

I had to come back a day later like Columbo
So when you friend died, what happened did the police find a body...did they catch the guys?
Huh? No when he died, I heard sirens comin and I **I could see his eyes darting left and right looking for anything and within a fraction of a millisecond he said** threw him in a dumpster **he has a look of relief that he said something, anything coherent then he says again** I put him in a dumpster

I swear to god I laughed out loud. This kid is 12 about 5'2 and just picturing him throw a 14 year olds body in a dumpster was fukking hilarious
Im sorry I dont mean to laugh but damn thats....thats fukked up you had to put him in the dumpster? Did his parents ever look for him or....
Nah...**his eyes start darting again** They were dead, thats why he was homeless. They were bloods but they were killed by crips. When they died he got their house, and we lived out of it for a while but my boy got locked up and when he got out he couldnt have it anymore....
So the state gave a 14 year old boy his parents house?
Yea.
Aight man

This is a personal fave, mine and a couple co workers. If you can picture a 12 year old 5'1 blondish blue eyed freckle faced kid talking about being a blood. I swear we could create a collection of short stories or mock interviews and get serious hits on youtube

 

[C-NICE]

Oh sure especially when he had friends die when he was there too.
But you right he a fukkboy right?




Exactly man nikkas think this army shyt is some joke.
Imagine President Obama or some other President said Tommorow the US army is disbanded over seas and at home, and oh yeah all them soldiers had chips in em and they gon die after he's done with his speech.
The US is taken over within a month tops.

Man I aint trying to disrespect the military but I'm gonna disrespect the military honestly 90% of the mess they do is created by the government I had a homie die over in iraq and we never found those weapons of mass destruction my homie was out there doing take downs on "known" spots where they was holding and got killed. To the other homie who talking about bonding like majority of dudes aint seeing combat and doing regular jobs with they head shaved . I can't believe dudes talking about yea people would take over the US without the military you mean we wouldn't be taking over other countries resources without the military Now let me go get a Uniform and spray paint it black and wait for one of these dudes to run up on me

 

[Mensch Fontana]

You knew he was full of shyt the second he said he was an army ranger ya fat ass cac

 

[Captain]

Man I aint trying to disrespect the military but I'm gonna disrespect the military honestly 90% of the mess they do is created by the government I had a homie die over in iraq and we never found those weapons of mass destruction my homie was out there doing take downs on "known" spots where they was holding and got killed. To the other homie who talking about bonding like majority of dudes aint seeing combat and doing regular jobs with they head shaved . I can't believe dudes talking about yea people would take over the US without the military you mean we wouldn't be taking over other countries resources without the military Now let me go get a Uniform and spray paint it black and wait for one of these dudes to run up on me

It works both ways and that's a factual fact

 

[luckyse7enz]

False-repping as a MARINE? Yikes. Some of those cats are legit crazy.

Wish they had these videos for fraternities. I used to always ask these cats in college what they'd do if they saw someone rocking their fraternity letters on campus.

"I'd get my brothers and beat that motherfukker's ass."

"What if they're big :brawk: -looking motherfukkers though?"

"It doesn't matter."

"...but then you'd get kicked out of the university."

".........I don't care."

Why don't these stolen valor cats just walk off?

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

To put it simple. I see a fukkboi impersonating...I automatically think about aaallll the training I had to endure, nights of sleep i missed, meals i missed, blood, sweat, no tears , years in the desert, losing friends, building bonds.....

Nakkas be thinking its brainwash, nah it's a brotherhood. You go through fukkin hell with group of men that would risk life to save yours/vice versa....the shyt kinda urks. My first roomate was a redneck from Kansas, this dude didn't speak to me for 2 months. One night we get into a fist fight over the last 2 Michelobs and 4 hours later he telling me his life story...long story short..we cool for life. That shared experience bruh, can't have civilians fukkin playing dressup for coochie. Nah.

How do you think your redneck friend feels about the Ferguson situation?

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

The US is taken over within a month tops.