Guy gets g-checked for wearing army uniform :mjlol:

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fukk the ranks, the medals and the uniform. The fact that he's calling himself an army ranger looking like a fat tub of gummy bears is the dead give away.


Too lazy to run a proper con :snoop: ALL of the information you need to impersonate an us serviceman is online, but nikkas want to get cute and go by what they see on TV or what they think sounds good.

A ranger would never let himself get like that. Dude is false flagging to the fullest. Flag all fukked up. Fat as shyt. :scust:. I really don't understand why you would do that. No defending this fakkit expose him.:blessed:
 

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:mjlol: nikka they ain't gonna come widat. Who are these people u speak of? Isis? Iraq? :mjlol: nikka, let the military disband and watch the cacs get that work. The odds of your hood gettin bombed is 5000-1. Ain't gonna happen.
nikka china, russia... major fukking countries with armies, navies and air forces


you think you gonna be the richest AND defenseless and walk around like it's all good... all the shyt we did to these other countries throughout the years.. they'd bomb the fukk out of us 30 seconds after the announcement


but lets say they didnt... this ain't the revolutionary war... you and your nikkas trying to go up against the russian army with some 9s and a few AKs :pachaha:
 

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fukk the ranks, the medals and the uniform. The fact that he's calling himself an army ranger looking like a fat tub of gummy bears is the dead give away.


Too lazy to run a proper con :snoop: ALL of the information you need to impersonate an us serviceman is online, but nikkas want to get cute and go by what they see on TV or what they think sounds good.

nikkas watch Major Payne ONE time and think they know everything there is to know about being in the military
 

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So, how illegal is this? I'm reading that there was a law in '05 where you could be imprisoned from six months up to a year, but then it was revised in 2013 because it violated free speech or something like that.

What can you really do about stolen valor? Call the cops? ...or do you just stand there and fume :angry: while the other person's like :unsure: :umad:
 

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So, how illegal is this? I'm reading that there was a law in '05 where you could be imprisoned from six months up to a year, but then it was revised in 2013 because it violated free speech or something like that.

What can you really do about stolen valor? Call the cops? ...or do you just stand there and fume :angry: while the other person's like :unsure: :umad:
The Stolen Valor Act of 2013 (Pub.L. 113–12; H.R. 258) is a United States federal law that was passed by the 113th United States Congress. The law amends the federal criminal code to make it a crime for a person to fraudulently claim having received any of a series of particular military decorations with the intention of obtaining money, property, or other tangible benefit from convincing someone that he or she rightfully did receive that award. This law is a revised version of a previous one that was struck down by the Supreme Court of the United States for violating freedom of speech in the case United States v. Alvarez.

Before receiving a one-year prison sentence Wednesday, David M. Perelman said he deserved whatever punishment the judge chose to impose.

"I take full responsibility for everything I've done," Perelman said. "I brought not only dishonor to the military but to my own family."

The Las Vegas man said he was "deeply sorry" for his actions, which included fraudulently obtaining a Purple Heart and about $180,000 in disability benefits.

U.S. District Judge Kent Dawson sentenced the defendant and gave him until Feb. 4 to surrender to prison.

Perelman, 57, was a Veterans Affairs employee when a federal grand jury indicted him in October 2009. He pleaded guilty in August to theft of government funds, a felony, and unlawful wearing of a service medal, a misdemeanor.




it's like any law... it's all good till you get caught up by the law.. i doubt anyone calling the police for some guy in the mall... but let you do a crime, and also be caught using the military to do so, and you're gonna be fukked
 

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fukk this... i'm pulling the uniform out the stash next black friday.. i can answer all the questions and i got a authentic.. no replica jerseys out here
 

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I punk lil nikkas all the time claimin blood, crip and other gangs. I have stammering and stuttering a so much they bite their tongue. I have met a few that were real, but they dont display it like the fakes who run around sayin "Im a blood!" "Im a crip"

Working with kids in a juvenile correctional facility is too much fun, just callin them out...its more fun than adults should have instigating teenagers.

My favorite story came from this 12 year old. He claims he's a blood. So I'm like

Word? I know a few and knew a few, howd you get in?
I was born in.....
Really?
My dad is a blood
Oh, whats your dads name or what block is he from?
Well I dont know my real dad, but my stepdad is also a blood but I got in because when I was homeless this I met this kid and we started kickin it because we were both homeless, so we'd steal from <insert name of convenience store> and sleep at <insert name of local park> and rob cars from <insert random popular geographical location>
So he just 'let' you in?
Yeah, kinda he's 2 years older than me and he introduced me to some real people and they started to call me his little brother and I was in
Where's he at now?
He's dead, I told you about my boy <insert name>
Oh yea you did tell me that (he did tell me that), how did he die?
We were hanging out at <insert popular park> at like 3 in the morning and 2 guys tried to rob us and my boy pulled out knife and a guy shot him. I had stolen my stepdads handgun and I shot the guy who shot my boy but they ran off. I held my boy and he died in my arms, then I ran :manny:
**im shaking my head at all the lies** Damn man, sorry to hear that...

I had to come back a day later like Columbo
So when you friend died, what happened did the police find a body...did they catch the guys?
Huh? No when he died, I heard sirens comin and I **I could see his eyes darting left and right looking for anything and within a fraction of a millisecond he said** threw him in a dumpster **he has a look of relief that he said something, anything coherent then he says again** I put him in a dumpster

I swear to god I laughed out loud. This kid is 12 about 5'2 and just picturing him throw a 14 year olds body in a dumpster was fukking hilarious
Im sorry I dont mean to laugh but damn thats....thats fukked up you had to put him in the dumpster? Did his parents ever look for him or....
Nah...**his eyes start darting again** They were dead, thats why he was homeless. They were bloods but they were killed by crips. When they died he got their house, and we lived out of it for a while but my boy got locked up and when he got out he couldnt have it anymore....
So the state gave a 14 year old boy his parents house?
Yea.
Aight man

This is a personal fave, mine and a couple co workers. If you can picture a 12 year old 5'1 blondish blue eyed freckle faced kid talking about being a blood. I swear we could create a collection of short stories or mock interviews and get serious hits on youtube

:russ::russ::russ::russ::russ::russ:
I'd tell you to stop playin' and get that youtube paper, but I know for a fact the blonde kid playing blood is gonna be looking and acting cac as fukk in court when he sues you for it. With is parents crying in the background too talmbout: "Not even the correctional facilities can be trusted these days, they're taking advantage of our little boy just because he's a little lost!"
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I'd tell you to stop playin' and get that youtube paper, but I know for a fact the blonde kid playing blood is gonna be looking and acting cac as fukk in court when he sues you for it. With is parents crying in the background too talmbout: "Not even the correctional facilities can be trusted these days, they're taking advantage of our little boy just because he's a little lost!"
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It would tough to do without breaking confidentiality. We'd have to hire great writers who can establish different scenarios and environments, a lot of the stories dont make sense without the context. Like in a unit of 12 kids, this little white boy swore he was the hardest dude to ever walk the face of the earth. He told me he'd punch Mike Tyson or Hulk Hogan and Floyd Mayweather (since he's 12 he didnt know who any of them were). He has so many stories from being a basketball star, a football star, being fat and losing a lot of weight then being super ripped pumping out sets of 90 pushups (before he fought some kid and fractured his wrist so now it always hurts when he does them :comeon:). Keep in mind he was only 11-12.

The courts wouldnt feel sorry for him, he has a history a mile long if we ever did film interviews with these kids they'd be hilarious, you might lose some of the humor because we'd hide their face and voice. But god damn there delusions are humorous
 

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I personally wouldn't give a fukk, he seems a few cans short of a six pack to be honest.... And really he has to live with the fact he is lying to himself. Someone pretending to be a police officer or ambulance personnel I would give more of a fukk about though and would call them out,would also contact the real police about it to snitch on them , for obvious reasons.

Zimmerman was like that some kind of cop wannabe going out on 'patrols' had lots of cop friends... warning signs were all there.... , and maybe if someone had checked him earlier trayvon martin would still be alive.

The only uniform I have any interest in wearing is a waffen SS uniform, because they look so damn good and Iam thinking if I get one for the work christmas party I would deffo pull some females that night,but then I might end up being sent on some diversity course or some shyt. But you have to admit they look fukking good and make panties drop. . Decisons decisons.
 
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