I punk lil nikkas all the time claimin blood, crip and other gangs. I have stammering and stuttering a so much they bite their tongue. I have met a few that were real, but they dont display it like the fakes who run around sayin "Im a blood!" "Im a crip"
Working with kids in a juvenile correctional facility is too much fun, just callin them out...its more fun than adults should have instigating teenagers.
My favorite story came from this 12 year old. He claims he's a blood. So I'm like
Word? I know a few and knew a few, howd you get in?
I was born in.....
Really?
My dad is a blood
Oh, whats your dads name or what block is he from?
Well I dont know my real dad, but my stepdad is also a blood but I got in because when I was homeless this I met this kid and we started kickin it because we were both homeless, so we'd steal from <insert name of convenience store> and sleep at <insert name of local park> and rob cars from <insert random popular geographical location>
So he just 'let' you in?
Yeah, kinda he's 2 years older than me and he introduced me to some real people and they started to call me his little brother and I was in
Where's he at now?
He's dead, I told you about my boy <insert name>
Oh yea you did tell me that (he did tell me that), how did he die?
We were hanging out at <insert popular park> at like 3 in the morning and 2 guys tried to rob us and my boy pulled out knife and a guy shot him. I had stolen my stepdads handgun and I shot the guy who shot my boy but they ran off. I held my boy and he died in my arms, then I ran 
**im shaking my head at all the lies** Damn man, sorry to hear that...
I had to come back a day later like Columbo
So when you friend died, what happened did the police find a body...did they catch the guys?
Huh? No when he died, I heard sirens comin and I **I could see his eyes darting left and right looking for anything and within a fraction of a millisecond he said** threw him in a dumpster **he has a look of relief that he said something, anything coherent then he says again**
I put him in a dumpster
I swear to god I laughed out loud. This kid is 12 about 5'2 and just picturing him throw a 14 year olds body in a dumpster was fukking hilarious
Im sorry I dont mean to laugh but damn thats....thats fukked up you had to put him in the dumpster? Did his parents ever look for him or....
Nah...**his eyes start darting again**
They were dead, thats why he was homeless. They were bloods but they were killed by crips. When they died he got their house, and we lived out of it for a while but my boy got locked up and when he got out he couldnt have it anymore....
So the state gave a 14 year old boy his parents house?
Yea.
Aight man
This is a personal fave, mine and a couple co workers. If you can picture a 12 year old 5'1 blondish blue eyed freckle faced kid talking about being a blood. I swear we could create a collection of short stories or mock interviews and get serious hits on youtube