Hard On H0ES Movement. i need advice

[satireprod]

Have butt secks with her boyfriend for money, seems like a great guy and a complete simp. Get it how u live.

 

[¢apitali$t Migraine]

Duke cuddlin n shyt on a 3am (demonic witching hour btw) booty call. Seems like he's on some microwaved Kashi cereal w/ yoga pants and fleece warm up in the morning while listening to NPR podcasts type gay shyt. He might wanna at least get paid for pretending to let this chick's mutually gay simp boyfriend play Hide The Saw.

 

[satireprod]

Duke cuddlin n shyt on a 3am (demonic witching hour btw) booty call. Seems like he's on some microwaved Kashi cereal w/ yoga pants and fleece warm up in the morning while listening to NPR podcasts type gay shyt. He might wanna at least get paid for pretending to let this chick's mutually gay simp boyfriend play Hide The Saw.

Man what in the...lol

 

[satireprod]

@NerdBird dont trip bc more people than you think get caught up in a similar situation..myself included...although not to this level..reading how almost everyone is giving the same advice makes me feel better about my old situation when I was there

 

[joeychizzle]

she was sucking the grilled onions from lunch off your teeth

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[notPsychosiz]

Have a Bible verse quoted in ur sig then tell another child of God to fornicate with his girlfriend's sister or mother, brehs.

If you actually bothered to look up Rev 13:10 you would see that it cosigns what I just said.
There is also a quote from the French Legion (in latin) and a passage in arabic within my sig.

The world is a large place.
The bible is a short read.

 

[Sccit]

So These last 3 weeks I have been dating someone... and I today I just stopped and really thought about everything in perspective. About 2 months ago we were at a party. We met through mutual friends and we got off on the right foot. She started drinking and started going on about how she wanna marry her then ex boyfriend and have his kids. I was like cool I respect that... You must really have feelings for him. She's really into hip hop, so a convo started about the topic.... next thing you know she's on my lap and flirting with me. Me being the fool that I am, didn't make a move on her. I wanted to respect her THEN relationship.

So a few weeks pass by. I'm hanging out with my brother on the weekend and she calls me up at around 2 or 3 in the morning asking me if its cool if she could spend the night with me. Now we all I know at these hours this is booty calls galore... but me... having the lil crush i have on her... Tell her yes and bring her over. Long story short we just cuddled and kissed. She was dumb drunk too.. Again i didn't make no advances because she was still with her man... but at that point i didnt think HMMM she got a man but she laying next to another guy in bed on a saturday night? Stupid of me to not see her for what she is...

A couple weeks pass by and we begin to start dating. She fresh out of a 3 year relationship and is telling me to take it slow before she is ready for a relationship. Thing is... me and this chick vibe real hard.. Great chemistry with each other... And if anyine is into horoscope.. I am a Saggitarius and she is a Libra.

My coli fam I ask you... What should I do? Should I be a simp and wait for her to be emotionally and mentally ready for a new relationship? Or do I just hit it and quit...

BASED ON YOUR HIGH LEVELS OF PUSYISM COMBINED WIT HER LOW LEVELS OF SELF-RESPECT, I CAN SADLY BUT CONFIDENTIALLY TELL U THAT THERE IS SOME1 ELSES DICC IN HER MOUTH AS I'M TYPIN THIS.

 

[Ray D’Angelo Harris]

Is this ‘movement’ still a thing on the Coli?
I like my hoes

 

[Strapped]

So These last 3 weeks I have been dating someone... and I today I just stopped and really thought about everything in perspective. About 2 months ago we were at a party. We met through mutual friends and we got off on the right foot. She started drinking and started going on about how she wanna marry her then ex boyfriend and have his kids. I was like cool I respect that... You must really have feelings for him. She's really into hip hop, so a convo started about the topic.... next thing you know she's on my lap and flirting with me. Me being the fool that I am, didn't make a move on her. I wanted to respect her THEN relationship.

So a few weeks pass by. I'm hanging out with my brother on the weekend and she calls me up at around 2 or 3 in the morning asking me if its cool if she could spend the night with me. Now we all I know at these hours this is booty calls galore... but me... having the lil crush i have on her... Tell her yes and bring her over. Long story short we just cuddled and kissed. She was dumb drunk too.. Again i didn't make no advances because she was still with her man... but at that point i didnt think HMMM she got a man but she laying next to another guy in bed on a saturday night? Stupid of me to not see her for what she is...

A couple weeks pass by and we begin to start dating. She fresh out of a 3 year relationship and is telling me to take it slow before she is ready for a relationship. Thing is... me and this chick vibe real hard.. Great chemistry with each other... And if anyine is into horoscope.. I am a Saggitarius and she is a Libra.

My coli fam I ask you... What should I do? Should I be a simp and wait for her to be emotionally and mentally ready for a new relationship? Or do I just hit it and quit...

Never trust a female that gets pissy drunk or high because they will get themselves in a whole heap of mess