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Yea my side chick told me she pregnant mid stroke smh
well damn
she was litterally saying "yes Daddy" for a totally different reasonYea my side chick told me she pregnant mid stroke smh
well damn
she was litterally saying "yes Daddy" for a totally different reasonThis one girl let out a loud ass belch, shyt sounded like something I'd expect from some big burly dude and the scent was horrible, not only did I get soft but I had to dip and never even tried to smash again, i had to come up with a lot of excuses when ever she'd ask me if I wanted to come over.

Something similar happened to me. Was kissing a chick in bed and I started playing with her nipples and I literally felt her go cold. That she threw me off, she said sorry but please don't touch my nipples...
So I was like uh ok and we started fukking. Hitting from the back and I'm positioning my arms and kinda brush the side of one boob with my hand. She starts saying some weird shyt and then she kept saying I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry.
I was soft at that point. Started getting dressed and was gonna leave but she looked like she was bout to die so I sat down and asked what's wrong. Long story short she had me cuddle with her for nearly two hours before she told me her uncle used to abuse her. He would suck on her nipples when she was like 8 years old and have her apologize for being a "dirty girl."
I didn't touch a chick's breasts for months after that brehs...


Call me petty but if they cough right before I'm getting to slide in, instant softness
what if she had a little tickle in her throat? lol you hella petty for thatThis chick farted right in my face while i was eating the box...
She just said.. "Hehe scuse' me"
My shyt withered like dereck roses knee![]()

I laughed out loud breh. me thinks u was eating butt![]()

was she Armenian? My home girl is and she's crazy hairy but keeps it in check with full waxes lol
but still...a pretty girl with a hair nikka body?
po' thang
smh she know better
no biggie... So what she has one little long ass hair growing out the side of her chin.



This post made my dikk soft.
I think most guys who post in here will say they went soft from a bad smell.
& I bet some of them will try to question your man hood/masculinity for turning down vagina b/c of her poor "dirty talk" skills. lol
We'll see![]()

man one time i was about to start fingering this girl. was liicking on her nipples...kissing her neck and all that good stuff. Had the oven warming up.
Before I am about to stick my fingers in her virgin p*ssy...she asks if i can wash my hands. bytch would always do it... a good 3 times. shyt just killed the mood.
man fukk that girl
kinda makes me wonder if you had dirt under your nails...I had an experience with a fat girl and it was so. . first of all, her p*ssy region was like a mountain
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and her p*ssy smelled hella musty
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My first girlfriend.
Lost our v-card together...broke up with her cause it wasn't what I thought it would be.
The sex was TRASH!
So school year ends...I can't get a date much less any p*ssy and the summer is getting close to over...
So I call up the old ex girlfriend and propose getting back together (so I can get my nut off).
First day back together, get her back to my place and get up in them guts.
Try not to stare at the saggy weird shaped titties, try hard to ignore her weird faces, try to ignore her nasty perfume...ok...I think I can do this.
.........
Now I don't know if she was cumming or what....but this bytch actually started making fukkin CHEWBACCA sounds!!
I mean, full on fukkin gargle sounds!!!
I stop strokin and I'm lookin at her like....
dikk went soft and never came back.
After her trying to do everything in her power to get it back up I had to give her the...
and never called her back.
Went to a cac female house and she had her big ass dog in the bed
Never fukked another white woman In my life after that
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you know how some of them Becky's get down right?Na black honey. Kinda light skin.
The clues were there though. When I met her and had those "get to know you" convos I noticed one long lil hair growing out the side of her chin. I was like mehhno biggie... So what she has one little long ass hair growing out the side of her chin.
Look at the rest of her
Until...
Clothes came off....
Plus she had phenomenally cute feet too!!!
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