First time me and my girlfriend ever had a room to ourselves. I used up a 14 Pack of Magnum Thins and almost ripped the string thing underneath my tongue that weekend.
Has a chick ever made you instantly go soft?
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I had this one bytch (who I fukked raw first time I hit & my bro fukked her friend in the same night same room opposite bed at the doubletree) who legit came to my crib after that one day and sucked me for an hour and that was it..cool...ok fast forward a few months later I see her again same scenario at my crib...this bytch was ready to fukk so I'm like ok..sitting back waiting to get mopped up lol she look at me like "I'm not sucking your dikk I don't know where it's been" I gave her thebut was like ok cool cause I was still hard ready to pop..the bytch like ok do you have a condom? Again
Eww. You probably have an std. She probably found out she has one, that's why she asked you to wear a condom. She didn't know who she got it from. You 2 are gross.
Foh I'm clean as a whistle blood and piss work done at ucla medical I can post receipts too bytch
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Was fukking this pregnant chick and she was doing some dirty talk to me with theface....
She was tryna freestyle some nasty shyt off the dome...and she said some shyt like "Gimme that cum nikka....cum in me, give my baby a twin.....cum in me, get that fetus pregnant, nikka......"
....Family, I was DONE after that
She gon' lay to the side after I got up off of her, and she start cracking up like that shyt was funny. I looked at that bytch the whole time like
Thing is.....the baby turned out to be a boy.......
LOL
Why are you so upset though? You're still gross for regularly fcking people who you aren't even in a relationship with w/o condoms.
Did you get tested for herpes too? Some std tests don't come with the regular stuff they test for. You have to ask for it. Most people don't get tested for herpes until after they see it on them.
bytches like you annoying as hell man lol
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Had this lil thick 9. Cute face. Thick hips ass all that. She finally give me the green light call me over answer the door in some leggings and tank top.
I snatch them shyts off this bytch was COVERED with hair. Most of it shaved but usually chicks have grow hair in spots on their legs NO this chick was like a fukking werewolf. Hair down her back covering her WHOLE ASS front and back of thighs, all up her arms to her shoulders.
That shyt caught me so off guard I went soft immediately.
Like I said she was bad as fukk I just wasn't ready for how hairy she was gonna be. Never regained my composure either.
You know what....I always fantasized about fukking a chick that was a werewolf...now that I read your story, I don't think I could do it.
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My first girlfriend.
Lost our v-card together...broke up with her cause it wasn't what I thought it would be.
The sex was TRASH!
So school year ends...I can't get a date much less any p*ssy and the summer is getting close to over...
So I call up the old ex girlfriend and propose getting back together (so I can get my nut off).
First day back together, get her back to my place and get up in them guts.
Try not to stare at the saggy weird shaped titties, try hard to ignore her weird faces, try to ignore her nasty perfume...ok...I think I can do this.
.........
Now I don't know if she was cumming or what....but this bytch actually started making fukkin CHEWBACCA sounds!!
I mean, full on fukkin gargle sounds!!!
I stop strokin and I'm lookin at her like....
dikk went soft and never came back.
After her trying to do everything in her power to get it back up I had to give her the...
and never called her back.
Lost our v-card together...broke up with her cause it wasn't what I thought it would be.
The sex was TRASH!
So school year ends...I can't get a date much less any p*ssy and the summer is getting close to over...
So I call up the old ex girlfriend and propose getting back together (so I can get my nut off).
First day back together, get her back to my place and get up in them guts.
Try not to stare at the saggy weird shaped titties, try hard to ignore her weird faces, try to ignore her nasty perfume...ok...I think I can do this.
.........Now I don't know if she was cumming or what....but this bytch actually started making fukkin CHEWBACCA sounds!!
I mean, full on fukkin gargle sounds!!!
I stop strokin and I'm lookin at her like....
dikk went soft and never came back.
After her trying to do everything in her power to get it back up I had to give her the...
and never called her back.
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Just because you into bestiality and all don't mean the rest of us are
I dunno...the moans...kinda sexy.
Like in this clip...
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I got aBJ once, think she bit me or something. I was so pissed off I just pulled my pants up rolled over and went to sleep without nutting
Lol...at least it was just once.
I've had that happen for multiple sessions.
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First time me and my girlfriend ever had a room to ourselves. I used up a 14 Pack of Magnum Thins and almost ripped the string thing underneath my tongue that weekend.
I know that feeling.
My ex-fiancee and I tore up like that on the regular.
Man I miss fukking.
That probably would have turned me on even more but her bringing the mom thing into it does make it a bit weird
But personally i love when chick say they're gonna fukk me. I love it when a woman takes control in the bedroom. We be working hard to fukk these chicks. Sometimes i breh just wanna take the lazy route and let them be the aggressor and ride the d!ck with a certain level of ...brutality.
Silkk
Can't Change My Damn Avi :beli:
You one of them long dirty nails having ass dudes?
LMAO! The Ultimate ETHER...you went out LIKE THIS? HAHAHAHAHAHA...Oh noThis chick farted right in my face while i was eating the box...
She just said.. "Hehe scuse' me"
My shyt withered like dereck roses knee
Sound like some Eddie Murphy "Raw" day type $hit...