My first girlfriend.
Lost our v-card together...broke up with her cause it wasn't what I thought it would be.
The sex was TRASH!
So school year ends...I can't get a date much less any p*ssy and the summer is getting close to over...
So I call up the old ex girlfriend and propose getting back together (so I can get my nut off).
First day back together, get her back to my place and get up in them guts.
Try not to stare at the saggy weird shaped titties, try hard to ignore her weird faces, try to ignore her nasty perfume...ok...I think I can do this.

.........
Now I don't know if she was cumming or what....but this bytch actually started making fukkin CHEWBACCA sounds!!
I mean, full on fukkin gargle sounds!!!
I stop strokin and I'm lookin at her like....


dikk went soft and never came back.
After her trying to do everything in her power to get it back up I had to give her the...

and never called her back.