Has a chick ever made you instantly go soft?

[SirShaktus]

Messed with this tall sister...
Moaned like them Japanese girls in porn...
It was weird af, seeing this tall ass girl make these mousy ass noises...
It threw me the hell off.

Also, the 1st time a girl ever called me "Daddy."
I was so shocked, I stopped.

When this crazy bytch told me "nut in me, baby."
I didn't know her like that and I had a rubber on.
I was so , I stopped and sat on the edge of her bed and contemplated my life choices.

Oh my mother. I'ma have to use that one

reminds me of that one time I leaned in to give my homeboy and hug and whispered in his ear "I killed mufasa"

dude looked so offended and hurt lol

This chick farted right in my face while i was eating the box...

She just said.. "Hehe scuse' me"

My shyt withered like dereck roses knee

Smh I woulda been like

"Welp :dontcare:

"

me thinks u was eating butt

Never change, Coli.
Never, ever.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

After she tells me her body count

 

[Crayola Coyote]

This chick i was fuxxing, out of nowhere she started yelling out "oh mother, oh my mother"
shyt had me

I don't remember where this chick was from, but her accent was kind of Slavic sounding. Maybe that's a thing down there

Lmfaoooo dude was fukking those ethnic white chicks with the husky voices.. How her t*ts though?

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Smashing this chick for the first time. Everytime I go to touch her titties, she would pull away like, "don't do that". I'm like, "what's wrong?". She says," I don't like my t*ts sucked because it's too weird like what a baby should be doing". I'm thinking, "whatever bytch, let me do me".
So I flip her to doggy and hit it from the back. With her face on the pillow, I have one hand is on her hip with the other on her shoulder. I slide the hand that was on her hip up her side to put both hands on her shoulders. My hand brushed against her tit and this chick wrapped her t*ts with the pillow that her face was on and said, "I DON'T like that, DON'T do that!" I stopped five strokes later and didn't want to finish because I was soft. She wanted to keep going, so she kept explaining why she didn't like it. I told her it was cool but I was done.

I would strong arm my way into the friend zone if some chick tried that with me. Wtf

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

She wasn't a senior citizen.

Ok so how yall meet then? Was she a co worker? Or did you meet her off the streets?

Went to a cac female house and she had her big ass dog in the bed

Never fukked another white woman In my life after that

Dog musta really pissed you off bc youve told that story since the old SOHH days.

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

what if she had a little tickle in her throat? lol you hella petty for that

She need to show me the most previous test results then. I like living

 

[Mowgli]

Dog musta really pissed you off bc youve told that story since the old SOHH days.

Who puts a dog in the fukking bed under the covers, and then expect dikk like, whats the problem.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Couple times...

One the puss smell was


Second, probably the saddest. One of the finest chicks i was able to smash couldnt handle dikk.

Im not saying im packing an elephant trunk, but literally when i slid it in from behind chick winced like a hurt puppy. I pulled out and she turned around almost embarrassed and im like .

All that body but you cant take meat

She attempted better later on but i felt like it was never pleasurable for her. Cool chick but to be as "hood", tatted, and street... Chick had zero meat tolerance. shyt was sad, ive had slim asian bytches last longer

 

[skeetsinternal]

I think most guys who post in here will say they went soft from a bad smell.


& I bet some of them will try to question your man hood/masculinity for turning down vagina b/c of her poor "dirty talk" skills. lol

We'll see

I went soft because I didn't have p*ssy juice on my dikk. I need p*ssy juice. The chic I went soft on would not let me rub the tip on her wetness or get near her p*ssy without having a condom on. Long story short, the condom eventually came off cause I wasn't rock hard but I got rock hard when my dikk felt the rubber wasn't on anymore

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

how long did y'all date?

The first time...Let's see...I met her online and we talked on a BBS about 4 months before we met face-to-face.
Then we officially dated about 6 months...then sex, then breakup.
Second time...about a week.

 

[Self_Born7]

yeah, when I got a whiff of hot garbage truck juice

coming from her vag, with her pants still on