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Charlie Brown is my dude, but come on 
Looking back on these Peanuts specials now, Peppermint Patty STAYED throwing herself at Charlie Brown every chance she got for 25 years and he never noticed
Out here singing him the whisper song over the phone and trying to hold his hand
Even Marcie wanted him
He can't make a move on Peppermint Patty or Marcie but he can simp the Little Red Haired Girl for 50 years. Half a century and he's still shook to even go up and talk to her.
How are you gonna let your own DOG have more swag than you?
Charlie Brown should have taken notes from the #HOH master Schroder. He never wasted a second giving Lucy the
Granted, I still love all the Charlie Brown holiday specials. With all due respect to the late, great, Charles M. Schulz (because jokes aside, Peanuts is still indisputably one of the GOAT newspaper comic strips), but I can't think of a more simped out cartoon character than Charlie Brown.
He could've been a baller, y'all
Looking back on these Peanuts specials now, Peppermint Patty STAYED throwing herself at Charlie Brown every chance she got for 25 years and he never noticed
Out here singing him the whisper song over the phone and trying to hold his hand
Even Marcie wanted him
He can't make a move on Peppermint Patty or Marcie but he can simp the Little Red Haired Girl for 50 years. Half a century and he's still shook to even go up and talk to her.
How are you gonna let your own DOG have more swag than you?
Charlie Brown should have taken notes from the #HOH master Schroder. He never wasted a second giving Lucy the
Granted, I still love all the Charlie Brown holiday specials. With all due respect to the late, great, Charles M. Schulz (because jokes aside, Peanuts is still indisputably one of the GOAT newspaper comic strips), but I can't think of a more simped out cartoon character than Charlie Brown.
He could've been a baller, y'all
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