Have You Ever Been Caught Shoplifting/Stealing?

[SirReginald]

On my first job we caught a girl shoplifting with her toddler daughter and we almost called the cops on her. She literally ran out the store after being given a verbal lashing.

Also, I never in my life stole anything from anyone. Mainly because I have a guilty conscious and I'd snitch on myself before five minutes are up.


My questions is to you, "Have you ever stolen anything?".

 

[Rusty$hackleford]

Hell yeah, undefeated beer run champ circa 2002

Used to fill up the whole shopping cart

 

[SirReginald]

Hell yeah, undefeated beer run champ circa 2002

Used to fill up the whole shopping cart

For real? You never thought about being caught? Did you even feel guilty afterwards?

 

[Inmate60863]

When I was in first grade I used to open the boxes of cereal and take the toys at the supermarket. I put my boy on and lil b*stard rat me out.

 

[Kairi Irving]

Nah but i caught someone dig in their ass and dig in a bag of chips in Winn Dixie. Full story posted in another thread if you want the leak

 

[ScottyG]

Why don't you go on ahead and ask if I go outside while you at it.

 

[mortuus est]

i use to jack snickers from the boss man shop all the time
also left the shop feeling like solid snake

 

[Rusty$hackleford]

For real? You never thought about being caught? Did you even feel guilty afterwards?

We was in high school, young (and dumb) and just living for the moment breh. Just figure worst case scenario I'd drop the shyt and run. No guilt at all, we'd hit the emergency exits at the supermarket, lift the cart into the waiting truck out back, plate obscured/removed and be out

Be at the river or party spot in the desert that night getting turnt

 

[Silkk]

Some Yu-Gi-Oh cards back in 02 at Walmart.

Dude gave us five minutes to leave the store. I hauled ass

 

[collateral.]

Never shoplifted in my life. I did steal a Gameboy Advance SP from my classmate in the 5th grade though. Kid live across the street from me till this very day. He don't want no smoke

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

My homies were good at that (never got caught)


Me on the other hand, I feel uncomfortable even thinking about putting a candy bar in my pocket while the attendant is outside or in the back tbh

 

[generic-username]

I was too scared, because I feared I would get caught.

 

[75 Others]

- Big Lots and Eckerd were prime real estate to test out your five finger skills

- Once stole 7 N64 games from KMart, told my homeboy and his extra thirsty ass tried to steal a whole N64, got caught

- I used to B&E in peoples houses to just steal porn movies on VHS, first one I ever took was called The Harlem Shuffle

 

[DOSDUMUNI]

Nearly three years ago. shyt was rough.



I would shoplift frozen fried chicken and bacon from a Stop n Shop in Elizabeth, NJ on several occasions while broke n paying rent for a living room apartment in Newark. I would get off the bus two stops early and stuff it in my backpack on my way home from work during the cold winter months.

Almost fought a drunkard one snowy night cuz he was acting reckless and looking at me funny and trying to start trouble as i was walking home following one of my misdemeanors...lucky for him..his wife calmed him down.

Lucky for him..cuz at that time..i wasnt trying to hear no shyt.















Was never caught taking the poultry nor swine doe

 

[TL15]

We used to have a scam as young brehs where we would get the slurpee cups at 7-11 and fill them with candy and then go to the slurpee machine and top it off () with slurpee and then pay for it but really have a ton of candy


The only time I got "caught" was I went to the 7-11 to get "nachos" and I opened a pack of nacho cheese duritos and replaced the nacho chips with those. I poured the cheese and chili on them and went to check out like and the clerk hit me with and rang up the doritos and the nachos. I didn't notice until he handed me one less dollar with my change and I looked at the receipt