Nah but almost company was doing cutbacks and you could either accept a package 4 weeks for every year or go to another department I went to another department but I could feel they were setting me up, thankfully got a job elsewhere.
Have You Ever Been Fired From A Job? (If Yes, Then Why?)
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Behind-the-wheel
Living dead
Yep, let go for sleeping on the job...but there were circumstances.
This job was in a state with a really REALLY low level of intelligence and a LOT of inbreeding.
So here I am, Mr "New-in-town-from-NYC-highspeed-computer-genius" getting a job that the majority of the local population couldn't DREAM of getting making more money than 90% of the people in the town I lived in.
(Yeah, they were hating from day one)
So they tell me that this DBA job is intense and will probably have me pulling my hair out...I accept the challenge and my first day, I breeze through my assigned tasks in half the time I'm supposed to be there.
Day two...same thing.
Day three...same thing AND I had a detailed report on my work, my findings and how the company could improve operations.
Day four...Same thing AND I started helping out other areas in the factory since I finished my work.
Day five...Same thing as Day four.
Day six (the next week)...I get pulled into the HR office and written up because I'm in other areas that I'm supposedly not "Trained for" in the company.
So I present them with my resume showing them that I have loading and line experience in the past...they maintain that I'm not to leave my work area or help other people do their work.
Day seven...I'm salty...I come in and do my work in less than 4 hours...and decide to install a game on the computer to pass the time...since I can't leave my work area to help anyone else. I get written up for that the next week when someone on another shift found the game and decided to play it with tons of people in the area. They tell me not to modify the applications on the computers or I'll be fired...okay.
So after that I was all about reading books and just chilling. So for the next few months everything was fine.
Then this bytch ass manager from the factory floor must have come over to the dev area and seen me with my feet up on the desk reading a novel and gotten jealous because his inbred ass had to work a constant 8 hours sweatin and gruntin.
So that racist inbred little bytch reported me...when pretty much all the devs and DBAs were doing the same damn thing.
So....I found out who it was after a little investigation.
Prepared a bi0logical stink-bomb of diced turkey meat, human feces, milk and fish guts...and let it sit in the hot sun and ferment for a week.
Then I came into the parking lot in my time off when I knew he would be there and broke into his car. I suited up and implanted the stink-bomb into his ventilation system, his intake system, under his seats and under his hood.
There was no escaping that funk.
Locked his car back up and burned the hazard suit.
Came in for my next shift..."Oh hey, where's bytchass manager at?"....
"Hey, what's up behind-the-wheel! Yeah somebody stink-bombed his car!! We could smell that shyt from inside the factory! They said he came out at the end of his shift in the morning and there were hundreds of flies all over his car from whatever was inside!! Then when he opened the door the smell made everyone vomit!!"
I stood there with the fake shock face, pretending to be amazed.
Mr bytchass manager still came back after a week with a new car...and a new car payment.
So another few months go by and they tell me that I pretty much can't do anything at my desk BUT my work. So that's when I started falling asleep at my desk...there was NOTHING to do!!
And of course, mr bytchass manager comes snooping over in my area ratting me out.
After getting written up two more times for sleeping at my desk...I decided to ruin that bytchass fukkers new car.
Went to teh hardware store and purchased some muriatic acid.
Same drill as before, suited up and doused his car with it and split....took that bytch down to the metal.
Was a rusty shyt sack by the next morning.
After that though, they decided to install cameras outside the building so my parking lot exploits were over.
I got written up one last time a few months after that when I got in my managers face over the bullshyt way i'd been treated there when I aimed to do nothing but good. He wrote me up and said I was probably gonna get suspended, I told him to shove it up his mexican ass and walked out the door, never to return.
I left that shyt-state 3 months later and my lifelong girl had came down from CT to live with me anyhow. We just moved back up north when we had everything packed up and ready to go.
I gave that state the middle finger and never went back.
fukk the south!
Buncha inbred fukkin animals....
This job was in a state with a really REALLY low level of intelligence and a LOT of inbreeding.
So here I am, Mr "New-in-town-from-NYC-highspeed-computer-genius" getting a job that the majority of the local population couldn't DREAM of getting making more money than 90% of the people in the town I lived in.
(Yeah, they were hating from day one)
So they tell me that this DBA job is intense and will probably have me pulling my hair out...I accept the challenge and my first day, I breeze through my assigned tasks in half the time I'm supposed to be there.
Day two...same thing.
Day three...same thing AND I had a detailed report on my work, my findings and how the company could improve operations.
Day four...Same thing AND I started helping out other areas in the factory since I finished my work.
Day five...Same thing as Day four.
Day six (the next week)...I get pulled into the HR office and written up because I'm in other areas that I'm supposedly not "Trained for" in the company.
So I present them with my resume showing them that I have loading and line experience in the past...they maintain that I'm not to leave my work area or help other people do their work.
Day seven...I'm salty...I come in and do my work in less than 4 hours...and decide to install a game on the computer to pass the time...since I can't leave my work area to help anyone else. I get written up for that the next week when someone on another shift found the game and decided to play it with tons of people in the area. They tell me not to modify the applications on the computers or I'll be fired...okay.
So after that I was all about reading books and just chilling. So for the next few months everything was fine.
Then this bytch ass manager from the factory floor must have come over to the dev area and seen me with my feet up on the desk reading a novel and gotten jealous because his inbred ass had to work a constant 8 hours sweatin and gruntin.
So that racist inbred little bytch reported me...when pretty much all the devs and DBAs were doing the same damn thing.
So....I found out who it was after a little investigation.
Prepared a bi0logical stink-bomb of diced turkey meat, human feces, milk and fish guts...and let it sit in the hot sun and ferment for a week.
Then I came into the parking lot in my time off when I knew he would be there and broke into his car. I suited up and implanted the stink-bomb into his ventilation system, his intake system, under his seats and under his hood.
There was no escaping that funk.
Locked his car back up and burned the hazard suit.
Came in for my next shift..."Oh hey, where's bytchass manager at?"....
"Hey, what's up behind-the-wheel! Yeah somebody stink-bombed his car!! We could smell that shyt from inside the factory! They said he came out at the end of his shift in the morning and there were hundreds of flies all over his car from whatever was inside!! Then when he opened the door the smell made everyone vomit!!"
I stood there with the fake shock face, pretending to be amazed.
Mr bytchass manager still came back after a week with a new car...and a new car payment.
So another few months go by and they tell me that I pretty much can't do anything at my desk BUT my work. So that's when I started falling asleep at my desk...there was NOTHING to do!!
And of course, mr bytchass manager comes snooping over in my area ratting me out.
After getting written up two more times for sleeping at my desk...I decided to ruin that bytchass fukkers new car.
Went to teh hardware store and purchased some muriatic acid.
Same drill as before, suited up and doused his car with it and split....took that bytch down to the metal.
Was a rusty shyt sack by the next morning.
After that though, they decided to install cameras outside the building so my parking lot exploits were over.
I got written up one last time a few months after that when I got in my managers face over the bullshyt way i'd been treated there when I aimed to do nothing but good. He wrote me up and said I was probably gonna get suspended, I told him to shove it up his mexican ass and walked out the door, never to return.
I left that shyt-state 3 months later and my lifelong girl had came down from CT to live with me anyhow. We just moved back up north when we had everything packed up and ready to go.
I gave that state the middle finger and never went back.
fukk the south!
Buncha inbred fukkin animals....
Kinguno
The Immortal
What was the shyt god ?
Bank Fraud basically. Dude told me he wanted to wire me some bread from selling one of his grandma's homes they were selling and for helping him out he was gonna throw me some bread because shyt with his account was "funny". Now up until then this was a stand up dude. But what they did was basically try to deposit bad checks to my shyt and when I went to go take the money out I got pinched.
And because I wasn't there at the time of deposit, wasn't there with the checks, and literally wasn't complicit in anything besides trying to help dude out the detective didn't charge me with anything. I didn't snitch either, because I didn't know the people involved so I literally had no idea why I was locked up. For all I knew it was a routine transfer.
So yeah, I had to beat his ass.
Kinguno
The Immortal
Behind-the-wheel
Living dead
yea. I had a call center job in high school and they fired me for not doing the upsells
I led my team in overall sales and would always win the weekly bonus money. I had that shyt down to a science but they recorded my calls and played them shyts back to me in the managers office and said they had to let me go. fire your breadwinner, brehs
I led my team in overall sales and would always win the weekly bonus money. I had that shyt down to a science but they recorded my calls and played them shyts back to me in the managers office and said they had to let me go. fire your breadwinner, brehs
Virtuous_Brotha
Superstar
I swear i got post traumatic stress from when i was 'let go' back in november.
That shyt will fuk with you psychologically every time my new boss pulls me aside to talk for any reason i get paranoid as fuk
That shyt will fuk with you psychologically every time my new boss pulls me aside to talk for any reason i get paranoid as fuk
HipHopStan
Top 113 Poster
I've actually been job searching, and I'm low key starting to think my current boss might be undermining me to keep me there, which is a pretty selfish thing to do in my opinion considering I'm miserable there. I admittedly take a lot of shyt there. I took her off as a reference on my resume today. I've always been curious - to all of you who have been fired, no called, no showed work or just quit on the spot - how do you explain that to another would be employer? I'm not considering that by any means, but I'm just curious? 
I've always been curious - to all of you who have been fired, no called, no showed work or just quit on the spot - how do you explain that to another would be employer? I'm not considering that by any means, but I'm just curious? NoChillJones
Banned
I can say thus far that I've NEVER been firedAlso, I always gotten a letter of recommendation from every employer I've had.
Yeah, and I know why.......working third shift cleaning massive ink bins, so big I had to load them into the machine with a fork lift.
They never had any bins though..........so I would be doing EVERYTHING else but my job......smoking......fukking, on the computers, joy riding the forklift in the company parking lot 3 o'clock in the morning doing donouts........
Then they inexplicably switched me to the morning shift....
............the bytch manager told me to come in at 10 one morning, so I came and this bytch ass dude tried to say he told me to be there at 6 that morning......
........I was about to blank on them, but it was some bullshyt temp job paying like 9 an hour.........went and got another job the same day though..
This is when Temp jobs in my city were PLENTIFUL........I would got to a job.......and be like this is some bullshyt......walk off on lunch and be on another job by 6:00pm that same day..............
......most of the jobs were low wage warehouse positions and they worked the shyt out of you for pennies on the dollars........no bullshyt in a 2 year span I had to work like 60 to 70 jobs.............
......them cacs had me bent though........I was smart as fukk, they wasn't about to me work me to my back was broke down just to get some bullshyt watch........I kept manipulating them temp shyts till I broke into corporate America and didn't look back.......now I am making really good moneyNoChillJones
Banned
I've actually been job searching, and I'm low key starting to think my current boss might be undermining me to keep me there, which is a pretty selfish thing to do in my opinion considering I'm miserable there. I admittedly take a lot of shyt there. I took her off as a reference on my resume today.
The new employer doesn't know why you left, that information cannot be provided per the job reference.
Brainstorm a answer like " I wanted to explore addtional growth and career advancement, my last job while a great experience did not provide me the means to do so.
Short and sweet........that's all they need to no......no employer wants to hear you rag on your former team or employer.
I used to use my wife as a reference, just use a different last name for her and they will never know the difference. ......just let your reference know they will be calling.
Virtuous_Brotha
Superstar
I just told them it was a temp contract which ended, they are not obliged to know you were fired. If you in IT or other project related work it's easily believable that only had short contractsI've actually been job searching, and I'm low key starting to think my current boss might be undermining me to keep me there, which is a pretty selfish thing to do in my opinion considering I'm miserable there. I admittedly take a lot of shyt there. I took her off as a reference on my resume today.
Fraternizing with a customer. I worked in a bookstore and I was a.) sitting down reading and b.) accepting a tip with dude's number on it when c.) my boss an uptight white chick came in.
She "ahem"ed me. And in the middle of her "I guess I don't have to tell you-" speech, I rolled my eyes, put name tag in the trash and walked out.
"It sucks here anyway!" Lol!
Luckily it was end of summer and my scholarship refund check came thru for the win.
I didn't tell my parents tho. Might've gotten popped in the mouth...
My folks crazy.
She "ahem"ed me. And in the middle of her "I guess I don't have to tell you-" speech, I rolled my eyes, put name tag in the trash and walked out.
"It sucks here anyway!" Lol!
Luckily it was end of summer and my scholarship refund check came thru for the win.
I didn't tell my parents tho. Might've gotten popped in the mouth...
My folks crazy.
