Have you ever ducked a fade in real life?

[King Poetic]

do tell

Here's another one

So I was in college at the time and me and my boy was driving back to our dorm after a party across town.... so he was driving and we driving through a majority Mexican neighborhood and we ended stopping at a light and BOOM!!!! A dark van pulled up and 2 Mexicans get out guns and all on some menace to society shyt " fools get out the car " my ass jumped out with the quickness, next thing I know one of the dudes said King Poetic is that you.. I'm like yeah...

It turned out to be a Mexican dude I was cool with and dated his sister for awhile.... he was like I almost was going to blast u regardless and I was like WTF...he was like next time around 1am and 4am don't come around this area cause we do jack moves on people

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I was walking to my car and there was this big ass goose by my driver side door just look at me like .

I ain't want no problems so I just went in through the passenger side

 

[Mr.Plan B]

Yeah, when I was 7 or 8 with my bro. I ain't even think about running tho I just cry like bytch tho.

It was 3 of us vs 40 of them.

Other then that naw I just scrap and take the win or L.

 

[AFRAM GLORY]

Hell naw but I took more Ls than I should've because of so but

If you done gave some ass whippings in your life than you've taken some ass whippings in your life as well.

 

[Tetsuo]

In high school, this one guy was couldn't hear well in his right ear and had an ear piece connected to some kind of machine he would give to the teachers to talk into so he could get the full lesson and shyt. Now he sounds like someone you'd have sympathy for, but na he was a fukkin' a$$hole and the Meek Mill of my school. He was always trying to start fights with dudes on the football and basketball teams that would have beaten his ass if their girlfriends hadn't held them back and he got roasted by his ex for nutting as soon as he stuck in


I was part of a roasting crew with 3 other guys and couldn't nobody fukk with us and we always had dudes ready to fight, but most of the time nothing happened.
So one day I'm on my way to my next class and this ol' cyborg ass nikka walks up and tries to roast me in front of a crowd in the hallway

Cyborg: Look atcho black ass(He's just as dark as I am, mind you)

Me: I only got 5 mins to get to my next class, keep it movin'

Cyborg: Yo shoes fukked up(I had some battle ravaged Reebok pumps that I would put on when I go to the gym at lunch)
Me: These are my hoopin' shoes dumbass, go launch a nuclear missile with that transmitter and ear piece, ol' Agent Smith lookin' ass

Cyborg:

Me:

People in the hallway:

He puts his backpack down, amped up ready to throwdown telling me to come on. I'm like nikka you started this shyt, where was all this courage when Cordell(dude on the football team) wanted to whoop yo ass I wasn't trying to fight that dude and he was making me late for class so I just walked off. He stood there a good minute dogging me.

 

[patscorpio]

the only times i actively ducked a fight was if it was in school..specifically middle and high school because my father didnt play that getting suspended shyt.

it was harder to avoid fighting in middle school than high school...middle school had too many knuckleheads and fukkery...it was bad as shyt lol

 

[All Knowledge]

Yeeep.



In both cases I was out matched and it would have been a jump if I got out on em anyway

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Ducked
Round the projects...this lil hood nikka and his two cousins were terrorizing all of us PJs kids cause they hit puberty and got brolic and decided they wanted to run things. So I'm out in the front of my building riding my skateboard when the ringleader and the larger cousin come over and say "Yo...up that skateboard".
I looked at one...then the other.

I knew I was gonna get my ass beat if I didn't give it up...
(My skinny ass literally looked like Urkel at the time)

So I gave the large one my skateboard and the ringleader (smaller one) had already made off to go mess with some other kid at the building across from mine. So I'm standing there staring at this gorilla looking punk holding my skateboard wanting to slit his throat but didn't have a knife. He could probably see I was imaginin some evil shyt in my mind with the way I was looking at him.

So he ran up in my face and went to punch me. I immediately ducked and rand back a few steps.
He put stopped chasing and put down the Skateboard and started to roll slowly down the hill on it.
He got about 1/4 of the way down the hill when I got the mind to mess him up.

I ran down the hill behind him and STOMPED on the back of the skateboard!!!
Homeboy went flying off it and landed on his face into one of those poles with the chain thru it to gate off the grass area...
Knocked his ass out cold!!

I wound up doing one hell of a split because the skateboard rolled more when I stomped on it.
Adrenaline hit....I recovered, jumped up and ran my ass back to my building.
I made sure I dipped when school was over so I got ahead of the crowd and took a different route home each day for 3 months.
No one could track me.
I didn't go outside to play for 3 damn months cause I knew that nikka was gonna murk me.

 

[damn_ese]

im dying at some of these stories, gold thread!

i never ducked a fade, most of my fights happened in elementary school (dudes would try me cause i was the only mexican in the entire grade) i got into it with cacs, black, puerto rican dudes all the time, back then my mindset was "nobody really fukkin with me so, damn if you do, damn if you don't" one time i fought this arab hoe that was talking shyt about me on the bus ride home, she was in 3rd grade, i was in 5th. she swung on me and hit me in the forehead, so i kicked her ass into the next aisle like

flambouyant kickin

• damn_ese
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then her big ass sister came and was like "you did this?" yeah bytch! you want some? she was all

 

[Thinking on a toilet]

When I was like 10 some kid from my baseball team wanted to fight me. I didn't want to fight cus his friends were known for jumping people if any of them lost.

Ended up running away like the herb I was.

Only regret I have in life is not shooting the fair 1.

Anyway he died in his sleep like 2 years back


When be died I wasn't sure If I was more sad because he died or because I never got to whip that ass (pause)

RIP

 

[International S.]

a couple years past and now I'm in high school, I got a job n shyt ...working for this lil video rental store
up the street from the crib and I had my lil crack hustle going, now I'm buying new pairs a couple times a week
I got a couple lil freaks in different hoods, I'm feeling like calvin after Wackarnolds hired him n shyt
I would run the gauntlet on my way home, visiting each girl trying to keep my stable tight...I had a sought after joint
named crystal who lived by my old middle school...I hop off the bus and spark a blunt walking up the street, bang a left
at the corner and shorty had the second house from the end...I put my L out and looked across the street
I see this nikka Surge walking boxes to a U-haul I guess he didn't recognize me, I stayed out there for a second
looking at his shoes thinking I thought dude stayed in the PJ's...a few seconds later Crystal comes out the door and called
me to the porch, I hugged her and asked her to bring a nikka something to drink as I took a seat, shorty ran her mouth
about various shyt but I wasn't listening, I was watching this nikka moving the boxes remembering how they jumped me
and my nikka Matt...after a while she asks me did I know dude ...I answer naw I think I seen him around before... check my
watch and its almost time for my bus to roll thru so I hug her and hoof it back to the bus stop

the whole bus ride I'm flashing back to that day...getting myself all pissed off, then I see this kid who lives around my way...
after he asked me "where the trees at", I ask him "where Matt stay these days?" just my luck 3 stops away was his projects
I told dude I don't have no loose shyt on me but I got this clip, I'll burn with you just walk me over to Matt's spot,

we arrive at Matt's door, he daps us up and says "nikka you got old"... we walk out front his building it was getting dark, he ask me if I have an extra cigar
I hit em wit one, and ask "remember that nikka Surge" he instantly says "fukk that nikka" I go "I saw his ass today on crystal street"
Matt: word
Me: word

he was putting shyt in a Uhaul...nikka might be moving but you know we gotta do him dirty...
We exchanged numbers to lay a plan out...then got twisted on his stoop
Matt had some right lil bytches around his way we stayed out there late then called a cab

We arrive around our way and I pay the cab driver, Me and my round the way homie split
as I'm walking home I past the pool, then notice a U-haul right behind it, I stand under a tree
and spark a newport I see this nikka Surge getting boxes out the back of the U-haul
not sure just yet...but this nikka just entered the muthafukking dragon

karma's a bytch and she's about to give Surge some of that p*ssy....

 

[CarltonJunior]

This lightskin dude was picking on me in class so I got in his face and stared him down.

After school I had my headphones on so I didn't notice people following me, guy rode in front of me and had his goons with him. I stopped, he pulled a gun on me and put it to my head.

He didn't say anything, not a word. My voice cracked, and I apologized.

That was it, he smirked. got on his bike and left. Weirdly enough, that's the last time I saw him

That shyt is disrespectful as fukk, I would've tried to off that nikka

 

[KodeBlue]

Has anybody ducked a fade as an adult?

 

[Charlie Hustle]

a couple years past and now I'm in high school, I got a job n shyt ...working for this lil video rental store
up the street from the crib and I had my lil crack hustle going, now I'm buying new pairs a couple times a week
I got a couple lil freaks in different hoods, I'm feeling like calvin after Wackarnolds hired him n shyt
I would run the gauntlet on my home, visiting each girl trying to keep my stable tight...I had a sought after joint
named crystal who lived by my old middle school...I hop off the bus and spark a blunt walking up the street, bang a left
at the corner and shorty had the second house from the end...I put my L out and looked across the street
I see this nikka Surge walking boxes to a U-haul I guess he didn't recognize me, I stayed out there for a second
looking at his shoes thinking I thought dude stayed in the PJ's...a few seconds later Crystal comes out the door and called
me to the porch, I hugged her and asked her to bring a nikka something to drink as I took a seat, shorty ran her mouth
about various shyt but I wasn't listening, I was watching this nikka moving the boxes remembering how they jumped me
and my nikka Matt...after a while she asks me did I know dude ...I answer naw I think I seen him around before... check my
watch and its almost time for my bus to roll thru so I hug her and hoof it back to the bus stop

the whole bus ride I'm flashing back to that day...getting myself all pissed off, then I see this kid who lives around my way...
after he asked me "where the trees at", I ask him "where Matt stay these days?" just my luck 3 stops away was his projects
I told dude I don't have no loose shyt on me but I got this clip, I'll burn with you just walk me over to Matt's spot,

we arrive at Matt's door, he daps us up and says "nikka you got old"... we walk out front his building it was getting dark, he ask me if I have an extra cigar
I hit em wit one, and ask "remember that nikka Surge" he instantly says "fukk that nikka" I go "I saw his ass today on crystal street"
Matt: word
Me: word

he was putting shyt in a Uhaul...nikka might be moving but you know we gotta do him dirty...
We exchanged numbers to lay a plan out...then got twisted on his stoop
Matt had some right lil bytches around his way we stayed out there late then called a cab

We arrive around our way and I pay the cab driver, Me and my round the way homie split
as I'm walking home I past the pool, then notice a U-haul right behind it, I stand under a tree
and spark a newport I see this nikka Surge getting boxes out the back of the U-haul
not sure just yet...but this nikka just entered the muthafukking dragon

karma's a bytch and she's about to give Surge some of that p*ssy....

You need to write and try to sell your stories to people like John Singleton homie.

 

[The Emperor]

I've walked away from plenty fights because I'm smart...
Plus if those dudes REALLY wanted to fight they'd just swing and hit me first...
I refused to square up with a couple cats in highschool because it was just sucker shyt...
They lived in a trailer and I lived in a decent house...
What the fukk I'm fighting you for because you jealous of me?