Having a female roommate?

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ive had female roomates for the past 5 years...ive lived with 2 lesbian couples which was :ehh: cause i was friends with them beforehand and they would alley oop their straight friends :ohlawd:

my current roommate is dope...we stay out each other way...she usually bringing me food home and buying me shirts..hooking me up with her home girls...its not a bad situation at ALL.
 

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This topic has been brought up numerous times on the board and I always chime in with the same answers...

1. She's going to bring dudes over to smash...if they are anything like me they'll go to the bathroom and wipe their dikk on the first loose piece of cloth so bye bye hand towels...
2. Eventually she'll smash a random dude or two...one of them is bound to be shiesty and case the place you might end up with missing shyt or burglarized later...
3. I ain't trying to hear a female roomate gettin her back blown out at random points of the night..
4. she gets into with a man as far as fighting he's banging on your door drunk acting up ....nah im good

There's more but those are key deterrents


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don't go in thinking it's one way... and have the rude awakening that it's the other way
 

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I had all female housemates at one point.
Three of them were messy as hell and the other two were clean-freaks.
The only thing that bothered me was the excessive smoking and one of them used to have different guys over all the time.

See how they are as a person first, and if she's not going to be a shytty roommate, it'll probably be a good idea.
 

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I have had experience, female roomates in college

If you fukking ya female roomate she will start to feel like they dont have to pay the bills 50/50

If you not fukking, u gonna have her bringing random dudes over to the crib.

The best female room mates are the quiet nerdy chicks, they only go school or work, chilled, they might have a serious bf or single, so you wont have random dudes in & out of ur crib

Cant do room mates, rather have a box studio than room mates
 

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i could have choose to have 2 fine mexicans to live in my apartment but i choose not to. they both were fine so i would be tempted to smash :yeshrug:
 

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Too many posts of people thinking with their dikk. Good luck telling her she has to stop bringing random men over. Better hope your name is on the lease and can afford to pay your rent in the event you tell her she needs to go.
 

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This topic has been brought up numerous times on the board and I always chime in with the same answers...

1. She's going to bring dudes over to smash...if they are anything like me they'll go to the bathroom and wipe their dikk on the first loose piece of cloth so bye bye hand towels...
2. Eventually she'll smash a random dude or two...one of them is bound to be shiesty and case the place you might end up with missing shyt or burglarized later...
3. I ain't trying to hear a female roomate gettin her back blown out at random points of the night..
4. she gets into with a man as far as fighting he's banging on your door drunk acting up ....nah im good

There's more but those are key deterrents
i have never had points 1, 3, and 4 happen...who the fukk wipes their dikk on a towel when toilet paper is right there? the fukk raised you? :dahell: burglarized? if breh doesn't shack up with a hoodbooger - which it doesn't sound like given the location of his apt/house - none of that is happening.


and yall need to stop with women are messy, messiness is person to person, regardless of gender. i know i'm neurotically clean (friends make fun of me for it), most my other friends are clean, a few are a bit disorganized/have junk but are still clean, and only one is a person whose shyt is always messy - she's still clean, but just the type to have shyt lying all over the place.
 

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i actually think opposite sex roommates work better when you get toward your late 20's and up. two grown ass women can't live with each other - women seem to be a lot more rigid in how things run in a household which leads to butting heads. i think dudes can live together fine for longer, but i find that men and women complement each other more as roommates as long as they have similar standard for the basics - cleanliness, what time company needs to leave or the house needs to be quiet during the week, etc.
If there is no sex involved, it should work. Women are messy with each other and less with the opposite sex. Vice versa
 

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I wouldn't even share an apartment with my sister let alone some random female :heh:



There's just a lotta shyt I do that I wouldn't feel comfortable doing in the presence of a woman :mjgrin:

Not saying male roommates are much better (ideal would be no roommates), but there's just less shyt to worry about
 

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This topic has been brought up numerous times on the board and I always chime in with the same answers...

1. She's going to bring dudes over to smash...if they are anything like me they'll go to the bathroom and wipe their dikk on the first loose piece of cloth so bye bye hand towels...
2. Eventually she'll smash a random dude or two...one of them is bound to be shiesty and case the place you might end up with missing shyt or burglarized later...
3. I ain't trying to hear a female roomate gettin her back blown out at random points of the night..
4. she gets into with a man as far as fighting he's banging on your door drunk acting up ....nah im good

There's more but those are key deterrents
Sex in the house should be a no no with guest. Get a hotel
 
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