Help me cop an entry level Asian

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nikkas want everything but black. go after them fat ass living planets though my brothas. looking your child in the eye knowing he looks like the enemy must be heartbreaking

is it that serious? whats wrong with conquering women of other races sexually, as a black man?
 

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She's not starter kit material.
But I'll help you anyway.
1. Buy a 2016 BMW 3 or 4 series, Mercedes-Benz C-class and up, Audi A6 or better, Lexus, Infiniti, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Porsche, or Dodge Viper.
2. Buy a luxury condo in a nice part of town.
3. Wear a fancy wardrobe that screams I work on Wall Street but dress down like a hipster on the weekends.
4. Buy a Rolex or other $4,000 + wristwatch.

Good luck.
 

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She's not starter kit material.
But I'll help you anyway.
1. Buy a 2016 BMW 3 or 4 series, Mercedes-Benz C-class and up, Audi A6 or better, Lexus, Infiniti, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Porsche, or Dodge Viper.
2. Buy a luxury condo in a nice part of town.
3. Wear a fancy wardrobe that screams I work on Wall Street but dress down like a hipster on the weekends.
4. Buy a Rolex or other $4,000 + wristwatch.

Good luck.
Thats the Trick route. :scusthov:

I dont reccomend fetishizing any race of woman and just find n attractive woman who cooks cleans and obeys you. By obey i mean would drink your blood, bury a body, slay your enemy and pray for the powers of Mystique so she could please you in every way imaginable.

But, most of yall dont know brazillian jiujitsu so everything i just said there sounds unrealistic and will never happen for you.
 

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Go to your local Chinese restaurant, look deeply into the eyes of the waitress, and say, "nin shi piao liang"
 

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Thats the Trick route. :scusthov:
Well, you drive up in a 2002 Dodge Neon, Old Navy cargo pants and a Casio wristwatch, and she's going to pretend like you don't even exist. So it is what it is.
 

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Well, you drive up in a 2002 Dodge Neon, Old Navy cargo pants and a Casio wristwatch, and she's going to pretend like you don't even exist. So it is what it is.
mmmmmm again, you dont know brazillian Jiujitsu. Count how many asian women there are on earth then tell me why youre acting like you gotta present yourself as gods gift to bag one. Please sit.
 

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1) Get in shape, be the stereotypical physically dominant alpha black male. Asian women aren't much for "game". A rose bouquet and a shirt hugging your flawless midsection will be enough to seal the deal.

2) Learn an Asian dialect (i'd recommend Japanese, Korean, or Vietnamese personally :noah:)

3) Visit said country of the newly learned dialect on your part.

4) :eat:
 

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mmmmmm again, you dont know brazillian Jiujitsu. Count how many asian women there are on earth then tell me why youre acting like you gotta present yourself as gods gift to bag one. Please sit.
I know some Japanese small-circle jiu-jitsu... <pause for effect> ... and I know that the hot-looking Asians have high-azz expectations. They don't want to be seen in a Dodge Neon. You, the car, your watch, you are an accessory to the image she is trying to portray. If she dates a rich guy, she has succeeded in life. If she dates a low-income guy, then that's the equivalent of getting 35th draft pick at the NFL draft.... she's just to make it work until something better comes along, then she's going to trade up.:mjcry:
 
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