He's Putting MY Star on MY Tree: Official Top 10 Christmas Movies *List is up*

[Uncle_Ruckus]

Yeah you're right. Whether it's factual or not, that's still the day. But truthfully, most movies about Jesus' birth are kinda meh. Unless it's Charile Brown Christmas.

They need to do a Nativity story movie like they did Noah. With transformers and shyt. And the three wise men should be comedic characters to bring jokes to the story. And get a hot actress to play Mary, like Natalie Portman or something.

No disrespect butHollywood needs to sell that shyt better than the last movie they did.

 

[kp404]

They need to do a Nativity story movie like they did Noah. With transformers and shyt. And the three wise men should be comedic characters to bring jokes to the story. And get a hot actress to play Mary, like Natalie Portman or something.

No disrespect butHollywood needs to sell that shyt better than the last movie they did.

Hollywood knows that they can churn out a shytty Christ movie and people will eat it up regardless because the Christian fanbase in America is so huge they don't give a fukk about quality...so as a corporation, why would they waste capital on making a better product when the shyt they churn out already has a great fanbase?

 

[Uncle_Ruckus]

Hollywood knows that they can churn out a shytty Christ movie and people will eat it up regardless because the Christian fanbase in America is so huge they don't give a fukk about quality...so as a corporation, why would they waste capital on making a better product when the shyt they churn out already has a great fanbase?

Good point. I was just wishful thinking I guess. If ever there was a story that needed a fresh reboot for this ADD generation though, I'd say it would be the nativity story. They could even do an Pixar animated movie with a twist.

 

[kp404]

Good point. I was just wishful thinking I guess. If ever there was a story that needed a fresh reboot for this ADD generation though, I'd say it would be the nativity story. They could even do an Pixar animated movie with a twist.

After this year where the Christian movie genre made a shytload of money off of really shytty movies that cost like $500,000 to make, they will not be rebooting anything with a real budget...the Christian zealots will sell their house to watch a Christ movie if it was made with $120 budget...

 

[Uncle_Ruckus]

After this year where the Christian movie genre made a shytload of money off of really shytty movies that cost like $500,000 to make, they will not be rebooting anything with a real budget...the Christian zealots will sell their house to watch a Christ movie if it was made with $120 budget...

You know your right. Anytime anything remotely related to a bible story hits theatres these churches be going in groups to see that shyt opening night. And stealing is forbidden so they paying to see that shyt. Talk about a loyal ass demographic.

 

[kp404]

You know your right. Anytime anything remotely related to a bible story hits theatres these churches be going in groups to see that shyt opening night. And stealing is forbidden so they paying to see that shyt. Talk about a loyal ass demographic.

Exactly. Loyal and ridiculously capitalist, but that's for another thread

 

[FlyRy]

Last week

Gonna watch it again after I finish all these fukking final papers

Bill Murray excellence it will always be my number one Christmas movie

nostalgia aside it was a bit too goofy for me as an adult.

i still really enjoyed it overall but it did have some cringeworthy moments

 

[FlyRy]

They need to do a Nativity story movie like they did Noah. With transformers and shyt. And the three wise men should be comedic characters to bring jokes to the story. And get a hot actress to play Mary, like Natalie Portman or something.

No disrespect butHollywood needs to sell that shyt better than the last movie they did.

noah left the worst taste ever in my mouth

i despise that movie with the wrath of 10,000 locusts

 

[kp404]

nostalgia aside it was a bit too goofy for me as an adult.

i still really enjoyed it overall but it did have some cringeworthy moments

Yeah its a bit syrup-like at the end, but damn if Bill Murray doesn't sell that movie...brilliant performance

 

[nasty]

1. Home Alone
2. Home Alone 2
3. Jingle all the Way
4. Its a Wonderful Life
5. The Santa Clause
6. A Christmas Story
7. Muppet Christmas Carol
8. Batman Returns
9. Christmas Vacation
10. Die Hard

 

[Danie84]

If It's A Wonderful Life and a Xmas Story isn't 1 and 2 on the final list

...somebody deserves a stocking full of coal

 

[MartyMcFly]

If It's A Wonderful Life and a Xmas Story isn't 1 and 2 on the final list

...somebody deserves a stocking full of coal

Off top, I'm not sure how many votes it's a wonderful life has gotten but I know A Christmas Story has gotten a lot

 

[Uncle_Ruckus]

Gonna take in It's A Wonderful Life and White Christmas this week.

 

[MartyMcFly]

10 more days people, get them lists in

 

[kp404]

If It's A Wonderful Life and a Xmas Story isn't 1 and 2 on the final list

...somebody deserves a stocking full of coal

never really cared for it...and I'm a film stan, but that movie always was somewhat stale to me