HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[KTD2]

But why would he even stop to take a piss in the 1st place with all that adrenaline running?

WHY DO YOU RUN STRAIGHT DOWN THE ALLEY?!

Ricky's available options:

Over the wall.

Duck down.

Army crawl.

Hug the wall.

Hell, run in a zig zag pattern.

But you choose to go straight down the middle of the alley, Ricky?

Come on.

 

[Blankthawtz]

Grease. ..these mothafukkaz flew off into the sky in a cadillac.....

and nobody confiscated their car or even mentioned how mind fukked that was...air traffic control didn't try to have it shot down and investigated. ..

 

[Mowgli]

The end of batman rises there are cops and villains in the streets who are armed but instead choose to have a fistfight. What kind of artistic trash is this.

 

[Another Man]

Lockdown. ....

Guy Pierce takes 20 strong arm punches to the grill and doesn't bleed once. .........matter of fact @that entire movie....

The part towards the end during the riot where the wheelchair guy randomly snaps some dude's neck. HOW THE fukk ARE YOU ON TWO PERFECTLY MOVING LEGS AND GET YOUR NECK YOKED BY A MAN PARALYZED FROM THE fukkING WAIST DOWN. YOU ARE THE WORST FIGHTER OF ALL TIME, AND WOULD PROBABLY HAVE GOTTEN KNOCKED THE fukk OUT BY A DOPE SICK RAY CHARLES.

 

[MidniteJay]

The end of batman rises there are cops and villains in the streets who are armed but instead choose to have a fistfight. What kind of artistic trash is this.

While I liked the movie this was one of my gripes.

I expected to see a lot more people get mowed down with lead but instead they went on some fukking Gangs of New York type of shyt.

 

[Blankthawtz]

Baby Boy. ...

Jody just killed snoop a few blocks away from where his baby momma and son live and he just lives happily ever after with them in the same crib in the end? ....no retaliation from snoops crew?

 

[Roberto Dinero]

I was watching the movie "Clerks 2" today.

At the beginning of the movie, when Dante goes to the QuickStop and opens the metal gate to find the whole store on fire, that wouldn't be possible. He woulda burnt his hand real good touching the metal shutters to open them.

He opens them without feeling anything and sees the store on fire. Heat channels through metal so those shutters woulda been hot as sh!t, he woulda burnt his hand as soon as he tried to open them.

 

[TheScarsOnSealsFace]

Baby Boy. ...

Jody just killed snoop a few blocks away from where his baby momma and son live and he just lives happily ever after with them in the same crib in the end? ....no retaliation from snoops crew?

Yep, Jody lives happily ever after?

Jody ain't got no job. Jody ain't got steady income. Jody's selling stolen merchandise. Jody still ain't right with his first baby mama. Hell, Jody's boy Sweetpea ain't go no job and still robbin nikkaz too by the end of the movie. But Jody redeems himself in the end cuz he moved out of mama's house to be financially supported by one of two of his baby mamas? The only nikka that got any type of redemption in that movie was probably Melvin, but Melvin is a supporting character.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Yeah and the fact that Nino points him out in court and they just take his word for it without any proof and immediately cuff him.

and they're in a courthouse how the fukk did that old ass dude get pass the metal detectors with that gun he shot Nino with?

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

in fast and furious 1 when brian first races dom and them, there's all those folks at the starting line watching them rev up and shyt.

then when the racers get the finish line...some of those same people in the crowd were already chilling there waiting for them.

those spectators should've been in the race themselves cuz apparently they're the fastest motherfukking drivers on earth.

 

[Blankthawtz]

all these movies where dudes walk away slowly without looking at the explosion and not one of em end up with shrapnel/debris in they back/legs/arms?...

 

[MidniteJay]

all these movies where dudes walk away slowly without looking at the explosion and not one of em end up with shrapnel/debris in they back/legs/arms?...

Or blown out ear drums...

 

[VBM]

Step Up 2: The Streets (yeah, I know)

The end of the movie when Andy gets on stage and somehow quiets the whole damn club without jumping on a mic. Then, when the music gets cut, actually getting to say her piece instead of getting booed out of the building like she would in real life.

Andy's crew would have never gotten to do their

in real life.

 

[DaRealness]

and how the fukk did that old ass dude get pass the metal detectors with that gun he shot Nino with?

@ "Idolater your soul is required in HEEEEELLLLLLL!!" all in slow motion with that crazed look on his face!

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

your right but realistically Like I said a teacher in his 50s no health care benefits . No life insurance and turning down great job when you need money and health care bad. Not to mention this dude literally wants to start selling Meth because he saw his brother law making an arrest on tv, then ask to go on a drug bust and wants to go in business with the same dude who partner just got arrested by his brother in law that day. like I said smart dumbass

"Breh your partner just got arrested by the dea this morning on a snitch bust. I'm thinking we should do business"

He was gonna die of cancer, when you know you are going to die, you wanna go all out with the remainder of your life