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What the fukk is going on? WCW reunion? Awww shyt. Scott Steiner about to hit us with a math lesson.





What the fukk is going on? WCW reunion? Awww shyt. Scott Steiner about to hit us with a math lesson.
The Mountie Theme - YouTube
*booing starts*
"I'M THEE MOUNTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M HANDSUME.
I'M BRAVE.
I'M STRONG.
I'M THEE MOUNTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU GUYS THINK YOURE STRONG????
*turns to Jimmy Hart*![]()
GIMM ME MY SHOCK STICK!!!!
I AM THEE CHAMPION.
ROWDY RODDY PIPER WUN'T ENTER THIS THREAD BECAUSE HE'S TOO BUSY SEWING UP HEES PRETTY LITTLE SKIRT.
MY STICK PUT A HOLE IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SHOCKED HIS ANAL CAVITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE TRIED TO RUN. BUT I ENFORCE THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I DID IT UP HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ALWAYS GET MY MAN!
NEED EXUMPLES??
TITO!
GOT HIM
KOTO??
GOT HIM!
BRET HART!!!???!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
(jimmy hart) bbut in 1991 you did, IN 1992 it took 30 sec......
(MOUNTIE)GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
RODDY I'M LOOKING FOR YOU!!!! YOU CAN TRY TO RUN, BUT YOU CAN NEVER HIDE.
GET YOUR SKIRT PRESSED AND READY BECOZ YOU AND I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE COLI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL BE WAITING WITH MY SHOCK STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*back turned to forum*
...oh yeah the MACHo man, yeah, also known in certain circles as the macho king, yeah, the purveyor and professor of madness, yeah everybody knows that the MACHo man is coming in here to take the Coli Wrestling Federation championship, yeah AND THAT CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING!
YEAH! DIG IT! YEAH!
The cream of the crop... ohhh yeah..... the MACHo man Randy Savage, yeah
SNAP INTO A STEPHANIE! OOOHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
*back turned to forum*
...oh yeah the MACHo man, yeah, also known in certain circles as the macho king, yeah, the purveyor and professor of madness, yeah everybody knows that the MACHo man is coming in here to take the Coli Wrestling Federation championship, yeah AND THAT CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING!
YEAH! DIG IT! YEAH!
The cream of the crop... ohhh yeah..... the MACHo man Randy Savage, yeah
SNAP INTO A STEPHANIE! OOOHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
For shame! These hooligans and youngsters are but mere pretenders. This is not professional wrestling that they do. It is but a ludicrous carnival act, the occupation of mad men. I could expound at great length on the disrespect they have heaped upon the good name of the world heavyweight free-style championship, but my embittered wisdom would be lost on scoundrels such as these.
Young men of today, take heed! Take your cod liver oil, make steady your invocations to the good Lord, and perform one thousand pushups each day! Godspeed, young boys.