HOGAN! TO BE THE MAN YOU GOT TO BEAT THE MAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[yoyoyo1]

This is like Karin Catherine Waldegrave all over again..

 

[LesterDiamond]

@ Frank Gotch & Georg Hackenschmidt

 

[The MOUNTIE]

*enters on horse full speed*

This is like Karin Catherine Waldegrave all over again..

*jumps off horse and charges into audience with shock stick*

YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYYOOYOYOO YOU UGLY SMARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME HERE!

I AM THE LAW! YOU DO NOT MAKE LIES ABOUT AN INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEND OVER NOW YOU LITTLE JIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

TALK OUT OF LINE AGAIN SO DUSTY AND I CAN GIVE YOU A FINE CLUBBERIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

 

[Nature Boy Ric Flair]

You're a damn thief Hoegan

I'm the bluprint for your whole style, remember that bytch!

 

[Juvi Juice]

FINALLY, THE JUICE HAS COME BACK TO THE COLI! If ya SMELLLLLAOUGH, what The Juice, is cookin.

This is a pleasure for The Juice, to be in a juicy house. Tonight, The Coli has been doing the best decision ever, to bring The Juice to the juicy house.


All you fukkin jabronies and marks, you got to respect... not the best one... not the great one... you got to respect the juicy one.

You know why? Because he's allll about the juice, baby. And the juice is loose.

 

[Grifter]

 

[The Undertaker]

I come to you in the purity of darkness, I roam the land seeking whom I may devour. The souls of the lost cry out in agony and my heart turns a death ear. I turn a death ear to the misery I cause. I reeked havoc on your childhood heroes. They have all fallen before the reaper of Death. The Deadman has claimed all their souls for over 20 yrs.

My win streak at Wrestlemania goes back further than the streaks in Yokozuna tights. Hunter I've broken your body, I've broken your spirit as well as Shawn I forced you to retire. Hunter I challenge you again to Wrestlemania 29 that I may inflict more pain and continue to annihilate you physically and mentally. The anguish is music to my ears. Agonize in the knowledge I bring glorious damnation and fiery indignation.

 

[Sierra Mist]

So much win.

 

[Miss Elizabeth]

Yoo hoo, Undertaker, I have your power sweetie.
Which means I manage you now so if you don't mind please send me a cash advance.
If I do not receive funds within 12 hours I am giving the urn to the Mountie.
I know you have been kind to me in the past but I'm a junkie now.

 

[The Undertaker]

Yoo hoo, Undertaker, I have your power sweetie.
Which means I manage you now so if you don't mind please send me a cash advance.
If I do not receive funds within 12 hours I am giving the urn to the Mountie.
I know you have been kind to me in the past but I'm a junkie now.

Elizabeth you have crossed into territories unknown to you. The power of the urn should not be handled by lesser subhumans such as yourself. Now return my ashes unless you want to be returned to the abyss. I will return you to your grave humbled and humiliated, you will welcome the return to everlasting torment once I finish taking you to the learning tree.

 

[Paul Levesque]

Undertaker TitanTron 2010 (HQ) - YouTube

I come to you in the purity of darkness, I roam the land seeking whom I may devour. The souls of the lost cry out in agony and my heart turns a death ear. I turn a death ear to the misery I cause. I reeked havoc on your childhood heroes. They have all fallen before the reaper of Death. The Deadman has claimed all their souls for over 20 yrs.

My win streak at Wrestlemania goes back further than the streaks in Yokozuna tights. Hunter I've broken your body, I've broken your spirit as well as Shawn I forced you to retire. Hunter I challenge you again to Wrestlemania 29 that I may inflict more pain and continue to annihilate you physically and mentally. The anguish is music to my ears. Agonize in the knowledge I bring glorious damnation and fiery indignation.

Deadman, what we had last wrestlemania was great, an all time classic.....
*waits for applause that was 10 seconds too late*

You see Taker, you might have beaten me in Miami, and thats good, thats great, good for you Mark...

*tightens lips knowing I said too much*

You see I breathe this business, I live this business... shyt I married this business.

Meanwhile you married a horseface, loudmouth, no titty witch looking....... Care Taker. You see deadman, your just a bully.... Now Shawn might be scared of your tape fist, but I'm not. I was trained by Killer Kowalski, so I can't be bullied like Funkman Laurenitus. I am a respected member of business, you know, apart of the american economy. Meanwhile, you are nothing more than a man, in a chair, without the power to even take a shyt on your own... Not without McTaker holding your hand. So one day you rise up again like Paul Bearer is there with the urn, BUT GUESS WHAT, I BUST MY ASS EVERYDAY IN STAMFORD.

*Breathes hard 10 seconds*

The answer, is NO

 

[jadillac]

For shame! These hooligans and youngsters are but mere pretenders. This is not professional wrestling that they do. It is but a ludicrous carnival act, the occupation of mad men. I could expound at great length on the disrespect they have heaped upon the good name of the world heavyweight free-style championship, but my embittered wisdom would be lost on scoundrels such as these.

Young men of today, take heed! Take your cod liver oil, make steady your invocations to the good Lord, and perform one thousand pushups each day! Godspeed, young boys.

Oh sh*t, Frank Gotch.

 

[Sierra Mist]

Deadman, what we had last wrestlemania was great, an all time classic.....
*waits for applause that was 10 seconds too late*

You see Taker, you might have beaten me in Miami, and thats good, thats great, good for you Mark...

*tightens lips knowing I said too much*

You see I breathe this business, I live this business... shyt I married this business.

Meanwhile you married a horseface, loudmouth, no titty witch looking....... Care Taker. You see deadman, your just a bully.... Now Shawn might be scared of your tape fist, but I'm not. I was trained by Killer Kowalski, so I can't be bullied like Funkman Laurenitus. I am a respected member of business, you know, apart of the american economy. Meanwhile, you are nothing more than a man, in a chair, without the power to even take a shyt on your own... Not without McTaker holding your hand. So one day you rise up again like Paul Bearer is there with the urn, BUT GUESS WHAT, I BUST MY ASS EVERYDAY IN STAMFORD.

*Breathes hard 10 seconds*

The answer, is NO

this is too much

 

[The Undertaker]

Deadman, what we had last wrestlemania was great, an all time classic.....
*waits for applause that was 10 seconds too late*

You see Taker, you might have beaten me in Miami, and thats good, thats great, good for you Mark...

*tightens lips knowing I said too much*

You see I breathe this business, I live this business... shyt I married this business.

Meanwhile you married a horseface, loudmouth, no titty witch looking....... Care Taker. You see deadman, your just a bully.... Now Shawn might be scared of your tape fist, but I'm not. I was trained by Killer Kowalski, so I can't be bullied like Funkman Laurenitus. I am a respected member of business, you know, apart of the american economy. Meanwhile, you are nothing more than a man, in a chair, without the power to even take a shyt on your own... Not without McTaker holding your hand. So one day you rise up again like Paul Bearer is there with the urn, BUT GUESS WHAT, I BUST MY ASS EVERYDAY IN STAMFORD.

*Breathes hard 10 seconds*

The answer, is NO

Lights shut off
ques Titantron
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cNuFhpiFPM]Undertaker Titantron [FULL] - YouTube[/ame]

****Methodically makes way to ring***********
***Stops at Ropes*****

***Lights return*******

Hunter you make juvenile quips about my wife, when your wife has been humbled by the entire locker room. Her whorish behavior is one with the darkness. Also If memory serves me correctly you had to be escorted to the back by your buddy Shawn. You see Hunter you are a coward.


For 22 years I've dominated this business, you may be the COO but you are still a novice.....Boy! Now I will give you a chance to redeem yourself before the flames of misery consume you as they did your pal Shawn.

Yeah Shawn found God and I found him a open spot in living Hell, where he must face the fact that he can never lace his boots again and step in this ring. But unlike Shawn he didn't run from a fight and hide behind a title and insignificant word of self proclamation.

You see Hunter whether you like it or not I will bring you to the learning tree, and I will break you just as I've done before. Flair will get your bag as you requested but you will be in it. <cuts throat> And you will Reeeeest...... In......Peeeeacccce>

 

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