HOGAN! TO BE THE MAN YOU GOT TO BEAT THE MAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Paul Levesque]

Lights shut off
ques Titantron
Undertaker Titantron [FULL] - YouTube

****Methodically makes way to ring***********
***Stops at Ropes*****

***Lights return*******

Hunter you make juvenile quips about my wife, when your wife has been humbled by the entire locker room. Her whorish behavior is one with the darkness. Also If memory serves me correctly you had to be escorted to the back by your buddy Shawn. You see Hunter you are a coward.


For 22 years I've dominated this business, you may be the COO but you are still a novice.....Boy! Now I will give you a chance to redeem yourself before the flames of misery consume you as they did your pal Shawn.

Yeah Shawn found God and I found him a open spot in living Hell, where he must face the fact that he can never lace his boots again and step in this ring. But unlike Shawn he didn't run from a fight and hide behind a title and insignificant word of self proclamation.

You see Hunter whether you like it or not I will bring you to the learning tree, and I will break you just as I've done before. Flair will get your bag as you requested but you will be in it. <cuts throat> And you will Reeeeest...... In......Peeeeacccce>

Deadman.....

*takes off tie and throws to the ground*

Not only can you no longer maintain your hair, your body cannot hold up. I am the COO, my job, and I must preserve you longer than Ted Williams son wanted to preserve him.

*five second stare*

It's GOOD for business we don't do it again. I will find you another Giant Gonzales.

Lets not forget, deadman, who is your higher power.



If he is god, than I am your Jesus, Mark.

*pats on Undertakers back while walking out the ring to the back*
*Shawn smiles*

 

[Stevie Ray]

Tell me................you di'n't just say dat. Iono what chu tambout but I'm not no c00n. i'm a six time...six time...six time...six time...six ti--*pauses*
*counts to himself*
uh six time world heavyweight champee-own. You needs to show some r-e-s-p-e-c-t...You want me to dance huh sucka...I will dance ALL OVA YO PUNK ASS! Now can you dig dat! SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*comes through with the slapjack*

I'm glad you told him what the deal was brotha 'cause I was gon' slapjack dat ass and show him how we still bout that life up on 110th St!

They think we playin' out here Book! SUCKAS GOTZ TO KNOW!

Let it be known, Harlem Heat is back and we bout to be the 11 time tag team champions! We takin' on everybody and they mama to get the gold back.

We gon' raise the roof and turn this motha out. IT'S GON' BE OOON LIKE NECKBONES, SUCKAAA!

 

[ikbm]

*comes through with the slapjack*

I'm glad you told him what the deal was brotha 'cause I was gon' slapjack dat ass and show him how we still bout that life up on 110th St!

They think we playin' out here Book! SUCKAS GOTZ TO KNOW!

Let it be known, Harlem Heat is back and we bout to be the 11 time tag team champions! We takin' on everybody and they mama to get the gold back.

We gon' raise the roof and turn this motha out. IT'S GON' BE OOON LIKE NECKBONES, SUCKAAA!

 

[the Rock]

FINALLY, THE JUICE HAS COME BACK TO THE COLI! If ya SMELLLLLAOUGH, what The Juice, is cookin.

This is a pleasure for The Juice, to be in a juicy house. Tonight, The Coli has been doing the best decision ever, to bring The Juice to the juicy house.


All you fukkin jabronies and marks, you got to respect... not the best one... not the great one... you got to respect the juicy one.

You know why? Because he's allll about the juice, baby. And the juice is loose.

*comes out in $500 Shirt, with sunglasses*
*looks at Juvi in Utter Disgust*

Little Jabroni....you have the nerve, the gall, THEE AUDACITY to imitate the Great One? and not even introduce yourself? What is your name?

*juvi begins to mumble*



The Rocks Says the ONLY thing that matters is that if your ROOOOOOOOODY POO CANDY ASS continues to gimmick infringe on the Great One, well....he will only have one option left. And that option....is to come into this thread...just like this....begin typing up this reply post....just like this...stop...look up from my Electrifying $3500 laptop....have a listen because thee entire Coli...is chanting the Rock's name..then proceed to close his laptop, unplug the cord...TURN THAT SUM bytch SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!



*listen to Rocky Chants*

























































IF YA SMEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK........ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS COOKIN

*raises people's eyebrow*

 

[Black Adam]

All of these aliases... SHAZAM!

 

[Sansprix]

Oh shyt! I missed a lot! Undertaker up in this bytch? Where's Paul Bearer tho? Those 2 go hand in hand.

 

[Sansprix]

@ million dollar man having a mill in coli cash

 

[Art Barr]

Lights shut off
ques Titantron
Undertaker Titantron [FULL] - YouTube

****Methodically makes way to ring***********
***Stops at Ropes*****

***Lights return*******

Hunter you make juvenile quips about my wife, when your wife has been humbled by the entire locker room. Her whorish behavior is one with the darkness. Also If memory serves me correctly you had to be escorted to the back by your buddy Shawn. You see Hunter you are a coward.


For 22 years I've dominated this business, you may be the COO but you are still a novice.....Boy! Now I will give you a chance to redeem yourself before the flames of misery consume you as they did your pal Shawn.

Yeah Shawn found God and I found him a open spot in living Hell, where he must face the fact that he can never lace his boots again and step in this ring. But unlike Shawn he didn't run from a fight and hide behind a title and insignificant word of self proclamation.

You see Hunter whether you like it or not I will bring you to the learning tree, and I will break you just as I've done before. Flair will get your bag as you requested but you will be in it. <cuts throat> And you will Reeeeest...... In......Peeeeacccce>

holy shyt-ski's!!!


what a promo!!

art barr

registers for supplemental learning tree promotional 5oo level course work classes.

 

[Miss Elizabeth]

Yoo hoo, Dwayne, Rock, Dwayne Dougie, did you forget it was my idea that you make a feature on that hip hopper Wyclef Jean's album. Where's my money, love?


And did you not also forget I made Austin return to the ring to help you win your 4th championship in 2000? I want some credit; and my money. I have my own pay per view event going on right now and I'm calling it 'Rock Bottom: in Luger's house', and I need you the fund it.
I'm jonesing.

 

[Hulk Hogan]

IS IT JUST THE HULKSTER'S IMAGINATION OR HAS THE ELIZABETH ALIAS FAILED TO MAKE A SINGLE FUNNY POST?

 

[Miss Elizabeth]

IS IT JUST THE HULKSTER'S IMAGINATION OR HAS THE ELIZABETH ALIAS FAILED TO MAKE A SINGLE FUNNY POST?

Hulk. I know you're bitter. You chose Linda and I chose Randy.
The possibilities we had as a married team. I drink because of it.

 

[Mr. McMahon]

IS IT JUST THE HULKSTER'S IMAGINATION OR HAS THE ELIZABETH ALIAS FAILED TO MAKE A SINGLE FUNNY POST?

No, Hulk it's not just you.

Unfortunately, she doesn't listen to good advice. We all know how that turns out.

 

[Sierra Mist]

Oh shyt! I missed a lot! Undertaker up in this bytch? Where's Paul Bearer tho? Those 2 go hand in hand.

yoooooooooo. His voice though

The Rock Titantron 1999-2000 - YouTube


*comes out in $500 Shirt, with sunglasses*
*looks at Juvi in Utter Disgust*

Little Jabroni....you have the nerve, the gall, THEE AUDACITY to imitate the Great One? and not even introduce yourself? What is your name?

*juvi begins to mumble*

The Rock It doesn't matter what your name is!!! - YouTube

The Rocks Says the ONLY thing that matters is that if your ROOOOOOOOODY POO CANDY ASS continues to gimmick infringe on the Great One, well....he will only have one option left. And that option....is to come into this thread...just like this....begin typing up this reply post....just like this...stop...look up from my Electrifying $3500 laptop....have a listen because thee entire Coli...is chanting the Rock's name..then proceed to close his laptop, unplug the cord...TURN THAT SUM bytch SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!



*listen to Rocky Chants*

























































IF YA SMEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK........ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS COOKIN

*raises people's eyebrow*

*dies

 

[Nature Boy Ric Flair]

 

[Killer Instinct]