HOGAN! TO BE THE MAN YOU GOT TO BEAT THE MAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Miss Elizabeth]

at the blunt ether

Have you seen Sensational Sherri? Oh my goodness, what a scary she-man.
He had to throw out about my demise and try what you call "ether" because he's no better than Triple H and the selection of crumbs he bedded.
Takes one to know one.
And I am very proud to say I am one woman Ric has never had.

 

[Nature Boy Ric Flair]

Have you seen Sensational Sherri? Oh my goodness, what a scary she-man.
He had to throw out about my demise and try what you call "ether" because he's no better than Triple H and the selection of crumbs he bedded.
Takes one to know one.

LET YOUR SOUL BURN SLOW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Miss Elizabeth]

Typical Ric. Can not handle when he's in the spotlight in a negative way and needs to validate his awesomeness with hurtful words.
Where are my nudies, you liar!

 

[Nature Boy Ric Flair]

Typical Ric. Can not handle when he's in the spotlight in a negative way and needs to validate his awesomeness with hurtful words.
Where are my nudies, you liar!

DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER, AND SO IS RIC FLAIR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[havoc00]

 

[Miss Elizabeth]

I still can't believe I was sexually harrassed and then kissed by you at Wrestlemania VIII.
You have scarred me for this whole ordeal and you ruined my marriage!

 

[JMurder]

 

[Art Barr]

TRIPLE WOOOOOOOOO H WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU TALK THE TALK WOOOOOOOOO BUT YOU CAN'T WALK THE WALK WOOOOOOOOOO

*STRUTS ACROSS RING*

I WAS ALREADY A WORLD CHAMPION BEFORE YOUR DADDY EVEN UNLOADED YOU INTO YOUR MAMA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU ARE LIKE A MODERN DAY PINOCCHIO WITH THAT NOSE OF YOURS PAUL WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EVERY LITTLE LIE YOU TELL THAT NOSE OF YOURS KEEPS GROWING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOW IF I WAS TO ASK EVERYONE HERE AT THE COLI IF THEY'D GET WITH THIS...THEY WOULD ALL SAY THE SAME THING...HELL WOOOOOOOOOOO NO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOT ONLY DID TRIPLE H GET WITH THIS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HE WAS GOING TO MARRY THIS SWAMP DONKEY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DUSTY RHODES WOULDN'T EVEN GET WITH THAT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*STRUTS ACROSS THE RING*

*THROWS UP FOUR FINGERS*

TO BE THE MAN...YOU GOT TO BEAT THE MAN...WOOOOOOOOOOO...AND THAT MAN IS THE NATURE BOY WOOOOOOOOO RIC FLAIR WOOOOOOOOOOOO

prolific hof ring scathing promo,.....from the nature boi,..woO!!

art barr

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

 

[g-ice]

RIC...FLAIR...You say to be the man you have to be the man, Mr.Flair. I say to be the man you have to be in the man and I intend to be inside you Ric....*runs hands up and down chest* inside your mind Ric. You're probably wondering, what makes me tick....Bill Murray, Ghostbusters, 1984. What makes me tick...are these uurrrges *sigh* to be the man Mr.Flair *licks Marlena's face* I want to take you down all the way down Ric and become you NOT out of anger or revenge but out mutual respect out of a need to pin you down to know what it's like to be inside of Ric Flair's..mind, 1,2,3 the referee will count. *fans start chanting your'e a homo, proceeds to lick Marlena's tongue, stares at titties for a few seconds with evil grin* Ric you could have been a contender, you could have been something, Marlon Brando, On The Waterfront, 1954. Instead Ric you will just fall victim to defeat to one that is your superior Ric. As I bask in the glory of victory like I just won the academy awards you will take that long...LONG walk back to the locker room a small defeated man Ric contemplating your importance in life, your role in this movie called life... Ric you will never forget the name *runs hands on chest* Gooooldust *snaps teeth* *lets marlenas rub chest*


*gets back stages and contemplates Vince Mcmanhons idea of getting breast implants*

 

[klientel]

Why am I just now seeing this...

This thread put the nail in SOHH's coffin. The-Coli.com is legend status now

 

[Nature Boy Ric Flair]

prolific hof ring scathing promo,.....from the nature boi,..woO!!

art barr

ART WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BAR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Hulk Hogan]

LOOK, RIC, I'M NOT GIVING YOU ANY CHANGE, BROTHER!

 

[Grifter]

 

[Nature Boy Ric Flair]

LOOK, RIC, I'M NOT GIVING YOU ANY CHANGE, BROTHER!

BROTHER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY SHOES COST MORE THAN YOUR HOUSE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AND LET ME REMIND YOU TERRY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LINDA TOOK ALL OF YOUR MONEY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO