HOGAN! TO BE THE MAN YOU GOT TO BEAT THE MAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[The Undertaker]

Mercy, MERCY. Deadman, you helped carry me backstage after our great battle. Lets not have selective memory, unlike our current Raw/Smackdown GM Johnny Ace. In fact I saw a familiar face in my home videos that i was just watching......

Mean Mark Callous vs Johnny Ace - YouTube

Mean Mark, that was you right?
*doesn't give a shyt about kayfabe*

The darkness has disappeared from you deadman, ever since of all people, DDP got into your head and into your ex-wives pants..... So, you thought dealing with the pain would be to get rid of her, only to go for a flake like Michelle McCool. My wife is a creative writing genius, what does yours do these days other than holding your manhood on her broad, broad shoulders.

AND IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH THAT, I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA

***********Lights Dim*************


Hunter you entered this business dressed like a member of Queen
, then you transitioned into a sissy
Now you are a tough guy but deep down Hunter you're a punk.....a little boy.

A little boy, who hides under the covers when the lights go out. Fearing the darkness and those that dwell therein, you see Hunter that's why you won't face me........because I AM Darkness
*****pauses waits 10 secs for reaction from crowd****************

I Am Your Fear ......and Hunter you can hide behind Shawn, Mcmahon and your position as COO. But one day the lights will go out and the darkness will consume you, and I will be in the midst Hunter.

 

[MightyHealthy]

And you still aint shyt. See, I was ready to get out the game than. I did that so you can get off my coattail bytch. And you fukked that money up.

I brought in Steve Austin and he's one of the greatest ever. What have you done since then. Ol I scored 4 touchdowns in one game Al Bundy ass bytch

This guy has a million Coli Cash

 

[Hulk Hogan]

IF THIS THREAD GOES IN THE COLI HALL OF FAME, FLAIR WILL PAWN IT, BROTHER!

 

[MBwithadream]

IF THIS THREAD GOES IN THE COLI HALL OF FAME, FLAIR WILL PAWN IT, BROTHER!

 

[Randy Macho Man Savage]

I'm every womanth dreammmuh and every manth nightmarrrruh!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh yeah the Madness fixed that post to the way old man Flair really sounds, ohhhh yeah.

 

[gameover82]

IF THIS THREAD GOES IN THE COLI HALL OF FAME, FLAIR WILL PAWN IT, BROTHER!

 

[Tony Schiavone]

This is the greatest thread in the history of our forum.

 

[The MOUNTIE]

ITS SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS ALMOST 11:30 RUMBLE TIME!

Where's Roddy?!?! *looks around stadium*
NOT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK AT THE FLAMER IN THE PROMO ABOVE!!!!
HIS SKIRT IS ON FLAIR'S FLOOR RUGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHHHHHHT NOOOOOW!!!!!!
AND THE ONLY THING HE HAS AROUND HIS WAIST IS FLAIRS FRAUDULENT TITLE BELT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIT THE PICTURE?!?!
FOR THE FANS OF PIPER, KNOW YOUR HERO LIKES TO GET PIPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEE ARRSSSSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




















NOW WATCH MY LAWFULNESS IN ACTION BELOW BECAUSE RODDY IS A SCARED MULLET BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ENJOY THE SHOW!

 

[The MOUNTIE]

MCMAHON WOULDNT LET IT BE EMBEDDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ENJOY THE SHOW ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!

 

[ROFL_GUY]

 

[Nature Boy Ric Flair]

IF THIS THREAD GOES IN THE COLI HALL OF FAME, FLAIR WILL PAWN IT, BROTHER!

*"ALSO SPRACH ZARSTHUSTRA" PLAYS LOUDLY OVER THE ARENA'S SPEAKERS*

JERRY LAWLER: "Flair is stylin and profilin tonight fans. Wearing a Brioni Vanquish suit worth approximately $43,000 or $43,000 more than Hogan has in his bank account!!!


*FLAIR STRUTS TO THE RING TO AN ENORMOUS OVATION*


THE COLI WOOOOOOO IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE FLAIR COUNTRY WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*ENORMOUS POP FROM COLI CROWD*

IT APPEARS THAT WHILE I WAS AWAY THIS WEEKEND STYLIN AND PROFILIN, PARTYING IT UP WITH THE FINEST ASS THAT EASTERN EUROPE HAS TO OFFER, THE HULKSTER THREW SOME VERBAL JABS AT THE LEGEND HIMSELF, THE NATURE BOY WOOOOOOOOO RIC FLAIR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOGAN...I WAS GOING TO GO EASY ON YOU BEFORE BROTHER...BUT YOU'RE STARTING TO ANNOY THE NATURE BOY AND I THINK THAT IT'S TIME I EDUCATE THE COLI ON THE LARRY HOLMES STATUS THAT YOU'VE BECOME...A TRUE JOKE IN OUR INDUSTRY, AN EMBARASSMENT TO TRUE TALENTED WRESTLERS SUCH AS MYSELF, AND AN EMBARASSMENT TO MOST IMPORTANTLY YOUR FAMILY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FIRST OFF, LET'S START WITH YOUR FAMILY HOGAN...

YOUR BORDERLINE RETARDED SON NICK, AFTER WATCHING ONE TOO MANY FAST & FURIOUS MOVIES, CRASHED HIS CAR, THUS RESULTING IN HIS BEST FRIEND BEING A VEGETABLE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE...

YOUR DAUGHTER BROOKE HAS DROPPED TO HER KNEES MORE TIMES THAN THE POPE HIMSELF...EVEN THAT FAT SON OF A bytch DUSTY RHODES GAVE HER THE OLD POLKA DOT DROP ON HER CHIN IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING

*CROWD STARTS CHANTING "YOU fukkED UP" IN RESPONSE TO HOGAN'S POOR PARENTING ABILITIES*

AND FINALLY BROTHER, YOUR OWN EX WIFE, THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN, THINKS SO LITTLE OF YOU, THAT SHE NOT ONLY STARTED HER OWN LITTLE BRAZZERS, MILF NEXT DOOR TYPE AFFAIR WITH A 19 YEAR OLD, SHE ALSO OUTTED YOU TO THE WORLD AS SOMEONE WHO ENJOYED PLAYING CAVE EXPLORER WITH YOUR GOOD BUTT BUDDY BRUTUS "THE BARBER" BEEFCAKE...WOOOOOOOOOOO

*FLAIR STOPS...LOOKS AT CROWD...STARTS LAUGHING*

I'M NOT SURPRISED THAT BRUTUS WAS GAY...I MEAN LOOK AT THE PANTS HE WORE...HIS NICKNAME "THE BEEFCAKE"...HE WAS A HAIR STYLIST FOR CHRIST SAKES...AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF...HE IS FROM SAN FRANCISCO!

I ALWAYS KNEW SOMETHING WAS OFF ABOUT HOGAN'S RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM...

LOOKS LIKE HOGAN TRIED HAVING HIS BEEFCAKE AND EATING IT TOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*CROWD ERUPTS IN LAUGHTER*

HOGAN YOU'RE A JOKE. YOUR LIFE IS ALMOST AS PATHETIC AS YOUR WRESTLING REPERTOIRE...

YOUR WIFE TOOK YOU FOR ALL YOUR MONEY...YOUR HAIRLINE MAKES THIS GUY FEEL GOOD ABOUT HIS.

YOU SAID IN 2007 YOU THOUGHT ABOUT COMMITTING SUICIDE...WELL I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE TONIGHT AND FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THAT ORIGINAL THOUGHT AND DO US ALL A FAVOR BROTHER...



AND LASTLY...I REMIXED A CLASSIC LINE BY A GOOD FRIEND OF THE NATURE BOY'S, JAY-Z...WHICH APPLIES TO EVERYONE ELSE MAKING COMMENTS ABOUT THE NATURE BOY IN THIS THREAD....

ALL YOU OTHER CATS THROWING SHOTS AT THE NATURE BOY RIC,
YOU ONLY GET HALF A BAR - SUCK MY NATURE BOY dikk

*CROWD GOES WILD AND THROW UP FOUR FINGERS*

 

[Nature Boy Ric Flair]

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

 

[seanjohn21276]

*"ALSO SPRACH ZARSTHUSTRA" PLAYS LOUDLY OVER THE ARENA'S SPEAKERS*

JERRY LAWLER: "Flair is stylin and profilin tonight fans. Wearing a Brioni Vanquish suit worth approximately $43,000 or $43,000 more than Hogan has in his bank account!!!


*FLAIR STRUTS TO THE RING TO AN ENORMOUS OVATION*


THE COLI WOOOOOOO IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE FLAIR COUNTRY WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*ENORMOUS POP FROM COLI CROWD*

IT APPEARS THAT WHILE I WAS AWAY THIS WEEKEND STYLIN AND PROFILIN, PARTYING IT UP WITH THE FINEST ASS THAT EASTERN EUROPE HAS TO OFFER, THE HULKSTER THREW SOME VERBAL JABS AT THE LEGEND HIMSELF, THE NATURE BOY WOOOOOOOOO RIC FLAIR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOGAN...I WAS GOING TO GO EASY ON YOU BEFORE BROTHER...BUT YOU'RE STARTING TO ANNOY THE NATURE BOY AND I THINK THAT IT'S TIME I EDUCATE THE COLI ON THE LARRY HOLMES STATUS THAT YOU'VE BECOME...A TRUE JOKE IN OUR INDUSTRY, AN EMBARASSMENT TO TRUE TALENTED WRESTLERS SUCH AS MYSELF, AND AN EMBARASSMENT TO MOST IMPORTANTLY YOUR FAMILY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FIRST OFF, LET'S START WITH YOUR FAMILY HOGAN...

YOUR BORDERLINE RETARDED SON NICK, AFTER WATCHING ONE TOO MANY FAST & FURIOUS MOVIES, CRASHED HIS CAR, THUS RESULTING IN HIS BEST FRIEND BEING A VEGETABLE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE...

YOUR DAUGHTER BROOKE HAS DROPPED TO HER KNEES MORE TIMES THAN THE POPE HIMSELF...EVEN THAT FAT SON OF A bytch DUSTY RHODES GAVE HER THE OLD POLKA DOT DROP ON HER CHIN IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING

*CROWD STARTS CHANTING "YOU fukkED UP" IN RESPONSE TO HOGAN'S POOR PARENTING ABILITIES*

AND FINALLY BROTHER, YOUR OWN EX WIFE, THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN, THINKS SO LITTLE OF YOU, THAT SHE NOT ONLY STARTED HER OWN LITTLE BRAZZERS, MILF NEXT DOOR TYPE AFFAIR WITH A 19 YEAR OLD, SHE ALSO OUTTED YOU TO THE WORLD AS SOMEONE WHO ENJOYED PLAYING CAVE EXPLORER WITH YOUR GOOD BUTT BUDDY BRUTUS "THE BARBER" BEEFCAKE...WOOOOOOOOOOO

*FLAIR STOPS...LOOKS AT CROWD...STARTS LAUGHING*

I'M NOT SURPRISED THAT BRUTUS WAS GAY...I MEAN LOOK AT THE PANTS HE WORE...HIS NICKNAME "THE BEEFCAKE"...HE WAS A HAIR STYLIST FOR CHRIST SAKES...AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF...HE IS FROM SAN FRANCISCO!

I ALWAYS KNEW SOMETHING WAS OFF ABOUT HOGAN'S RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM...

LOOKS LIKE HOGAN TRIED HAVING HIS BEEFCAKE AND EATING IT TOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*CROWD ERUPTS IN LAUGHTER*

HOGAN YOU'RE A JOKE. YOUR LIFE IS ALMOST AS PATHETIC AS YOUR WRESTLING REPERTOIRE...

YOUR WIFE TOOK YOU FOR ALL YOUR MONEY...YOUR HAIRLINE MAKES THIS GUY FEEL GOOD ABOUT HIS.

YOU SAID IN 2007 YOU THOUGHT ABOUT COMMITTING SUICIDE...WELL I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE TONIGHT AND FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THAT ORIGINAL THOUGHT AND DO US ALL A FAVOR BROTHER...



AND LASTLY...I REMIXED A CLASSIC LINE BY A GOOD FRIEND OF THE NATURE BOY'S, JAY-Z...WHICH APPLIES TO EVERYONE ELSE MAKING COMMENTS ABOUT THE NATURE BOY IN THIS THREAD....

ALL YOU OTHER CATS THROWING SHOTS AT THE NATURE BOY RIC,
YOU ONLY GET HALF A BAR - SUCK MY NATURE BOY dikk

*CROWD GOES WILD AND THROW UP FOUR FINGERS*

 

[Reality Check]

This is the greatest thread in the history of our forum.

This thread is putting some butts in seats.