Hold Up! Mooses Are This Huge? With That Said...Who is Winning? Moose or Gorilla

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7 ft tall. Wow!
7 ft at the shoulder

That moose in the video looked dinosaur status
 

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the only thing you got to do with a moose is take its back and then choke it out. just bc it's tall as fukk don't mean it can do somethin if shyt gets real. and yes, i will hand out work to a gorilla as well before ya'll ask, but we know this already lol. i had a moose kept comin in my house drinking water out my toilet til i caught his ass and ran up on him in the bathroom and beat him down and humbled him. i ain't got a problem giving these fakkit animals a dose of reality.
 

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Deer fukk up cars here. Moose must straight up close down highways for hours when they get hit.
White people really protect their moose in Maine. Those things are like walking treasures for them. If you hit one, it better be on accident or you better hurry up out the state pronto.

But that moose would straight up destroy the shytty plastic frame of a car and probably impale most/all of the passengers.
 
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