Hold Up! Mooses Are This Huge? With That Said...Who is Winning? Moose or Gorilla

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I think a Gorilla would enjoy fukking a moose up. For one the sheer size of them makeitsa fun challenge. Two, those antlers would be a moose biggest weakness. If a gorilla saw them, he'd probably treat them like a tree trunk/branch and swing on them
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You do realize a gorilla would just break a mooses neck in like 2 seconds right? The antlers don't have spikes like other horned beasts. They are practically handles to a gorilla. Two hands and a twist, and it's over.
This moose is fukking aggressive ..Trying to grab it's antlers will only piss it off even more and it's hooves are powerful enough to beat the gorilla to death
 

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You do realize a gorilla would just break a mooses neck in like 2 seconds right? The antlers don't have spikes like other horned beasts. They are practically handles to a gorilla. Two hands and a twist, and it's over.

Yeah a 300-400 lb gorilla is just gonna walk up and snap a 1,000 + lb Moose' neck :gucci:

A Grizzly bear is way bigger and stronger and even they don't really want it with a healthy bullmoose
 

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7 ft tall. Wow!
7ft at the shoulder. So they’ll be taller than that with antlers and their heads raised
 

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The nikka saw a giant moose and he said "hey there buddy". Thats exactly how when animals attack videos start.

A gorilla would be able to beat a moose if it was smart enough to control the antlers. Itll try to kick and stomp you but if you grab the antlers and control them as best you can youll be ok
 

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Listen this video is very entertaining,but don’t get it twisted,a Gorrilla will fukk a Moose life up
 

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Gorilla will fukk it up... soon as it grabbed the antlers and snapped its neck its over...:birdman:
 

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Y'all seem to think the Antlers are some glaring weakness, like they're not prooped up by a thick ass neck, like they don't lock antlers and wrestle with other 1200 lnb behemoth moose :mjlol:

One of you 6'3"Coli Bruce Leeroy ass nikkas go try to yoke up a moose by the antlers and let us see the GoPro footage :mjlol:
 

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A big ass male Silver back mountain gorilla is not taking an L to a pack of wolves, which mooses routinely do.

A male silver back can bench 4600 pounds and deadlift over 1800 pounds. Marinate on that for a second. Also marinate on the fact that they do supplexes and throw punches like people when they're actually forced to fight.
They also bite with a force 1300 pounds per square inch, stronger than a great white shark or a male lion. And they have four fangs that grow up to 3 inches.


Sleep on African animals brehs :snoop:
 

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Y'all are underestimating that gorilla strength. They can rip that moose apart limb by limb..
 
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