Hold Up! Mooses Are This Huge? With That Said...Who is Winning? Moose or Gorilla

[Hagendas]

the only thing you got to do with a moose is take its back and then choke it out. just bc it's tall as fukk don't mean it can do somethin if shyt gets real. and yes, i will hand out work to a gorilla as well before ya'll ask, but we know this already lol. i had a moose kept comin in my house drinking water out my toilet til i caught his ass and ran up on him in the bathroom and beat him down and humbled him. i ain't got a problem giving these fakkit animals a dose of reality.

Yo

 

[Brehcepticon]

Moose ain’t no joke, breh

Even a deer will give you that work

 

[DallasTxRep]

the only thing you got to do with a moose is take its back and then choke it out. just bc it's tall as fukk don't mean it can do somethin if shyt gets real. and yes, i will hand out work to a gorilla as well before ya'll ask, but we know this already lol. i had a moose kept comin in my house drinking water out my toilet til i caught his ass and ran up on him in the bathroom and beat him down and humbled him. i ain't got a problem giving these fakkit animals a dose of reality.

 

[Kwabena]

Imagine making eye contact with that behemoth. Live in Alaska brehs

 

[Givethanks]

S

The fukk kinda accent is that??

Sounds Canadian

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

I think a Gorilla would enjoy fukking a moose up. For one the sheer size of them makeitsa fun challenge. Two, those antlers would be a moose biggest weakness. If a gorilla saw them, he'd probably treat them like a tree trunk/branch and swing on them. And if that didn't take the most down it could still swing on top of its back and beat its head in

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

:kellydamn:

7 ft tall. Wow!

"and you cant teach....that!"
:enzoamore::enzoamore::enzoamore:

 

[Miggs]

Moose and Silverbacks are both docile they'd run away from each other...

 

[42 Monks]

that shyt is real

it ain't unusual for a moose to fukk up a family of four in their minivan for not respecting nature

 

[OneManGang]

Stop callling Moose docile. Those things are testosterone fueled machines. A moose will fukk your car all the way up if you catch it in a bad mood.

 

[42 Monks]

Stop callling Moose docile. Those things are testosterone fueled machines. A moose will fukk your car all the way up if you catch it in a bad mood.

For real. This ain't your Rocky and Bullwinkle moose

If you got somewhere to go and there's a moose in the road - you ain't got somewhere to go anymore.

 

[Hellmont]

Silverbacks are docile; those bytch ass moterfukkers will be running like ricky after seeing an 6 ft tall moose...

fixed

 

[Momentum]

White people really protect their moose in Maine. Those things are like walking treasures for them. If you hit one, it better be on accident or you better hurry up out the state pronto.

fukk them. Sarah Palin out here posing with dead Moose and they ain't do shyt.

 

[Hellmont]

the only thing you got to do with a moose is take its back and then choke it out. just bc it's tall as fukk don't mean it can do somethin if shyt gets real. and yes, i will hand out work to a gorilla as well before ya'll ask, but we know this already lol. i had a moose kept comin in my house drinking water out my toilet til i caught his ass and ran up on him in the bathroom and beat him down and humbled him. i ain't got a problem giving these fakkit animals a dose of reality.

recycled flabby gimmick who he most likely got from 2012 BJJ poster

 

[Miggs]

Stop callling Moose docile. Those things are testosterone fueled machines. A moose will fukk your car all the way up if you catch it in a bad mood.

Half the videos online ive seen are of them getting spooked by noises and running away lol....