Holiday Ether...
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Obreh when you getting married? You thinking bout getting you a girl and having you a few kidsOnly thing that slowly burns me is when a family member ask me do my l have a girlfriend yet, and its still the same answer every year for the past 7 years
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fukk on outta here with that bullshyt. I'll do it when I can afford it so I'm not such struggling like y'all bum asses. I swear I'm not taking any women around these fools, especially not around the holidays when they get particularly ignorant.
NobleDrewAli
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This happened to me when I was about 13..
So my mom and aunts were discussing how their kids don't clean their rooms and all that jazz then my mom says....
"Girl, I don't even go in KimJongTrill's room anymore; it's crusty towels all in there.
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I promise the whole house got quiet just hefore she said that and everybody heard her and hit me with the
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I had just discovered myself fully, brehs
So my mom and aunts were discussing how their kids don't clean their rooms and all that jazz then my mom says....
"Girl, I don't even go in KimJongTrill's room anymore; it's crusty towels all in there.
"I promise the whole house got quiet just hefore she said that and everybody heard her and hit me with the
.I had just discovered myself fully, brehs
You were at a desk or something I think. But it's all good though. I am sure you look good bald too
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:funny:This happened to me when I was about 13..
So my mom and aunts were discussing how their kids don't clean their rooms and all that jazz then my mom says....
"Girl, I don't even go in KimJongTrill's room anymore; it's crusty towels all in there.
I promise the whole house got quiet just hefore she said that and everybody heard her and hit me with the
I had just discovered myself fully, brehs
My story:
I am talking to my parents on speaker phone on Thanksgiving and they are talking about when they met almost 30 years ago.
Me: Yea daddy was cheesing all hard at you
Dad (step): Yep
Mom: How do you know?
Me: You told me.
Mom: Oh he thought you were so cute
Me: He was not thinking about me. He was looking at you.
Mom: Oh no he use to always tell me how cute you were
Me: Oh he was like "Your lightbulb head daughter is cute."
Dad: Haha
Me: Hahaha
Mom:
Dad and I: *quiet*
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Why did she start crying because she was laughing so hard?
For years this women denied my large baby head but that joke opened the flood gates. My momma thinks I had an alien baby head ya'll. I wanna go back in time and not make that joke. I miss the lie.
PS It's been 3 days and I brought it up and she still laughs like it's the first time she heard the joke.
The bigger joke is her daughter became a stripper. Remind her of that knee slapper.
The joke has been done breh and at this point no one cares expect you and the little dikk midget.
The thread is about funny family stories. Try sharing one. You seem like the type to have plenty of stories about love ones dragging you.
The thread is about funny family stories. Try sharing one. You seem like the type to have plenty of stories about love ones dragging you.